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Johnny Mack, Yesterday, you promised us you were gonna lead
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off with a Tom Sagora story. This Tom Sagora story
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better be good. You talked about it a lot yesterday. Hello,
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I am Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. In
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case you missed it. I held back a story because
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I wanted to tape today and yesterday back to back,
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and it helps me to have an A level comedian
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story in the A bloc. So let me tell you
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that Tom Sagora is apparently going to make a lot
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of fun of Garth Brooks on his new TV series
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Bad Thoughts, coming to Netflix. In each of the six
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episodes of Bad Thoughts, Sagora is said to portray a
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dark character in quote unthinkable situations and fantasies. One such character,
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Garth Brooks, is a global country music superstar who kidnaps
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his own fans. Sorry, the lawyers want to say, totally
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not Garth Brooks. This character is not Garth Brooks. I
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misspoke there, you miss on derstood me. It's definitely not
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Garth Brooks. One such character is a global country music
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superstar who kidnaps his own fans and forces them into
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depressing situations to help inspire him to write new songs.
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If you see the picture of who Tom Sagori is
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dressed up as I could see where, you might think
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it's Garth Brooks, but it's definitely not. Now if you're
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not hip to this, so Goora has been goofing on
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Garth for years. You may occasionally see the internet comment
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where are the bodies Grth? This goes back to Tom
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Sigora and Christina p They've been joking about this since
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twenty eighteen. In twenty eighteen, Garth Brooks was previewing a
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big stadium tour, Sigora and Christina made fun of Garth
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Brooks for his everyman stick and always being awkward on
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social media. Then, on the November twenty eighth, twenty eighteen
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episode of Your Mom's House, episode four seventy six, if
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you want to go here it yourself, Sigora first alluded
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that he jokingly thought that maybe Garth Brooks was a
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serial killer. Sigura, way back then jokes, what he's thinking
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about is all the bodies he's got stacked in his
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craze in his yard. For sure, He's probably killed two
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hundred to three hundred people in his life. Sigora once
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told Theo Vaughn that Brooks is well aware of Segura
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and the impact he's had on his social media presence.
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He noted that the joke originally stemmed from the conspiracy
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theory that missing person cases would often align with many
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of Gorth Brooks's tours. Rolling Stone profile Tom Sigora back
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in twenty twenty three, and Sigura then said, I woulds
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like to point out that these are alleged accusations and
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that some very savvy detectives online have managed to point
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out the dots between these people have gone missing and
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his tour dates. I know there's an FBI task force
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investigating this, that's been confirmed, and I know he has
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a lot of land, so that would be such an
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arduous endeavor if they're trying to find anything on his property.
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But I do think it's right of him or his
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camp to at least address this. The fact that they
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don't address this has been a huge mistake and it's
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just gonna grow from there. The legal department here a
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Daily Comedy News wants us to remind you that this
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is all joke and parody, and of course Garth Brooks
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is not a serial killer. That's absurd. This is all
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just you know it was doing a bit speaking of
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Sgora today is the two Bears actually three bears five
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K in Florida, Bert Kreischer, Tom Sigora and Jelly Roll.
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All participants not only get the opportunity to party with
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the Bears, but will also receive a finisher medal, a
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beer and a shirt. And they add unless your Bert,
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we already know he won't wear his so faques, can
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I walk? Is there a time cut off? There is
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no official course cutoff, but participants should be aware that
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there may be road closures to accommodate the event that
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may reopen at a later date. So before I get
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into this next thing, I shared in the Facebook group
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the other day which is Daily Comedy News podcast group.
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Please feel encouraged to join us there. I did share
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a video of Jimmy Fallon doing Jim Morrison from the
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Doors the Doors performing the reading Rainbow songs from a
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few years back. Fallon is super talented. I mean everything
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about that bit. They captured the music of the Doors,
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They captured the way that Jim Morrison would start screaming
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as courses got repeated, and it's a pretty good vocal
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impression of jim Morrison. I've met Jimmy twice found them
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to be cool. So I have good things to say
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about Jimmy Fallon, But this next thing a little cheesy,
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no pun. Jimmy is becoming a brand partner and investor
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in tortilla chips and salsa brand so Chill. Now. I'm
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glad so Chill told me how to pronounce so chill
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because I would have never gotten this right. Let's spell
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so Chill together. Are you ready? X? You didn't expect
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me to say X did you know? X O c
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h I t L. You can't even remember that, so
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it's so Chill again x O c H I t L.
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And I guess if you have a wacky brand name,
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you hire Jimmy Fallon, who explains it's like so Chill
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or so Chill Media, so Chill Network, so Chill distortion.
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It gets easier the more you practice it. I agree
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with that, Jimmy Fallon, So that's my first job, and
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then once I get that out there, they'll probably give
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me other assignments. On this slow news day, we are
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told so Chill is America's largest independent tortilla chip brand.
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I'm trying to make a show here, folks, but it
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is still lesser known than your grocery staples on their
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tortilla chip shelf. As full national distribution, it's looking to
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Jimmy Fallon for mainstream boost. Hey, you got super cool
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podcast influencers in their basement talking about so Chill chips.
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I mean this is working. Matt Leeds is the chairman
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and says, as a brand looking to emphasize warmth, authenticity
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and shared experiences, Jimmy Fallon's funny, approachable and family friendly
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persona aligns well with us and our brand strategy. That's right.
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Fallon says, I've been offered my own whiskey, my own tequila,
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and all that stuff. I just don't want to be
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out there boozing it up with the golf course selling
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bottles of stuff. Yeah, you might look super uncool, like
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Sayin did last summer. I want to do that, Falan said,
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what am I doing? I don't know anything about that,
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but this tortilla chips I can get behind. It's on
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brand for me, and I have no problem selling this
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and standing behind it. Falon said. The dude from so
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Chio called me up and I said, wait, I actually
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know what you're talking about. I had no clue how
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it's pronounced. He kind of gave me a rundown of
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where the business is, and I thought this sounded like
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a fun opportunity. I love business stories, I love marketing stuff,
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and I'd love to help see something grow and become giant.
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Financial details of the deal we're not disclosed, but Falan
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said this has the chance an opportunity to really grow.
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When a brand is already massive, then I'm just doing
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a commercial or something. It's paid gig. It's all good.
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You do the commercial and you hope it's funny. But
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with this, I'm a partner and an investor, so if
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it works out, I might actually see some dividends. I've
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got skin in the game. How much do you get
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paid hose to Tonight Show, let's say fail and salary.
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Ay I says Jimmy is paid sixteen million dollars a year,
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which a different site breaks down he makes eighty two,
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nine hundred and one dollars and fifty five cents per
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episode of the Tonight Show. Not bad, but that doesn't
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mean you can't also invest in chips. I get it.
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Jimmy says, one of my jobs at the Tonight Show
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is to always be selling everyone else's stuff, which is great.
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I love it. It's my favorite jobs and now I'm like,
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why not do it for myself? And I agree Jimmy
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and I think the important here. Let's recap what we've
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covered on the show today. So far, we've covered that
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Garth Brooks is definitely not a serial killer and Jimmy
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Fallon is selling tortilla chips. But if you check your watch,
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I somehow killed off half an episode with not much
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to talk about, so all things are good here. Let's
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see what's happening down in Australia at the Sydney Comedy Festival,
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which has been going on. I haven't talked about it
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much yet because things were a little busy for a bit.
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And also in past years they've posted a lot of
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clips of the people performing and this year not so many.
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But I took a minute to put together the show
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and I found three. Let's start with Cam Knight. Cam
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is performing on May seventh. Cam's show is called Unbothered,
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Moist Eyed, Happy, in My Lane, Focused flourishing, the description
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of camp shows. We're all doing our best to get
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everything turning in the right direction, usually around New Year's
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but it's momentary. We might get halfway through a self
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help book like Atomic Habits. I think we've clocked it.
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We may even pay a lot of money to a
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Balinese bomb reader for some guidance, because it seemed to
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work for Julia Roberts. A few things have happened to us,
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and I plan on talking about them and my usually
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hilarious self deprecating fashion being one of those people who
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says everything's fine, or this too shall pass. Let's take
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a listen. The Adelaide Advertiser gave it five stars out
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of five, and I have made some edits here for
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f bombs. We try not to do f bombs here
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on this podcast.
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Hello, how's this for serendipity? On this day twelve months ago,
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I completely snapped my achilles tendon. Yum. Oh. Most normal
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people who rupture their achilles do so taking part in
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high impact sport, you know, like sprints or squash perhaps
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for the adventurous little bit of park all. I did
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mine jogging towards a trampoline. I didn't even get on
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the sweet tramp like I did it on Launch. I
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was at a playground with my eleven year old nephew.
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I heard it go crack. I thought the little trip
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meet right, And there is nothing more emasculating than crumpling
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to the ground in front of your eleven year old
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nephew screaming, get your mom. It's I couldn't. I couldn't
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run around with my kids for months, right, And so everyone,
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all my friends and family members ended up buying my
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kids heaps of toys to overcompversate. How's that I'm the
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one injured? They get the gifts right, It's so spoiled.
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How's this? My eldest last Christmas? He was given three kites,
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three of them? Like nobody needs that much Kaytrie in
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their life, do they? Plus I've only got two kids.
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There's a kite spare do the math? Look who's go
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to get involved in the show? I don't really like
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you know what caught flying is vagan fishing TI.
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So that's gam knight. He's good. Let's take a listen
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to Ben Hunter, who's performing on May tenth and eleventh.
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Ben says, in this my sophomore stand up comedy Shelby
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speaking about how the world has gone totally mad, I
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maybe only fifteen or sixteen. I don't know if that's
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a joke or not. I think it's a joke. But
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I could put on a comedy show that is very
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least on part with my contemporary some of whom I'm
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told her up to double my age. So this clip
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is a bit of a slow burn. And I talked
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about this earlier in the week. I know my comedy
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tastes are different than the mainstream. I like the quirky
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alt stuff, so this takes a while to get going.
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But as I watched it, I thought it was really funny.
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Now you're probably gonna be like joining back. The clip was,
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I don't get it, but I find this very funny.
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Here's Ben Hunter. Hey all go.
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Do you guys know Florido the rapper Florida? You know
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this guy apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur any bells.
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I won't give away the whole song, but it wasn't
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just some of the club looking at her. Let's just
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put it that way. It's the whole place, all right.
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But you don't know who I'm talking about?
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Really?
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WHOA Sometimes i'd get a good female. Yeah this guy
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gets it? Yeah? Right, you could leave I guess I.
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Got that's Ben Hunter. All right, I'll play you something
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a little more traditional and faster paced. Dan rath show
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is called Tropical Depression. I like that's how a lot.
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Dan Rath performs at the Sydney Comedy Festival on May fifteenth.
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The description of this show is I can't focus. I
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don't know if it's the microplastics long covid or because
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I pay five hundred dollars a week to live in
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a mold experiment. I went to a rally dressed as
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Boba Fett and was bashed by both police and protesters.
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I formed a parasocial relationship with a door dash chatbot.
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I lost all my crypto trying to buy a Mermaid skeleton.
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Here's Dan Rath. I have made edits here for both content.
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My psychiatrist said that anxiety can lead to depression. I
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wish it would hurry up anxieties. Why worse. It's like
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a sushi train, just different dishes every day. Shashimi, betrayal, Taraoky,
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Brian cancer.
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Me so I skit and you just.
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Up free in the morning, texting all your friends were cool.
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Just depressions. Why better you're in your pajamas, drinking Costad
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out of the box and a Xanax. It's relaxing. Usually
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my care is tasing me by Naw's she's doing karaoke
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the bitch, but that's her. She was asking if I
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wanted to go to an escape room. I'm like, no,
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I can just eat buffalo wings without a napkin and
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try and turn a doornob.
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That's Dan Wrath. This show is called Tropical Depression, and that,