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Pinner. Welcome to year seven of Daily Comedy News. I'm
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Johnny Mackis. Thing started in twenty nineteen, and somehow I
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did it all the way through the pandemic with nothing
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to talk about, plenty to talk about today, and lately
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it's been super busy. Hey. Remember Tony Hinchcliff, He's hosting
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WWE Late Night on August second in Anglewood, New Jersey.
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Well not anymore. The event has been removed from the
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WWE Events page. Refunds are being offered. The event was
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going to be hosted by Tony Hinchcliff and WWE star
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Cody Rhodes had been officially advertised for the show, although
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the only WWE star. I guess we're using particular language there.
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We can't just say wrestler anyway, Cody Rose was the
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only one who was announced. According to wrestle Tics, less
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than nine hundred tickets had been sold as of early July.
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Less than nine hundred. Yikes, So if you're planning on
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seeing Tony Hitchcliffe on the second, you're not. David Letterman
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has officially weighed in on Colbert Gate on Letterman's YouTube channel,
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David Letterman was the guest on the Barbar Gaines Show.
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David Letterman, who's seventy eight now. Yikes, Then again, I
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guess he was forty when I was a kid, right.
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David said, it's all very strange, it's very complicated. But
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it was a bit of a surprise, wasn't it. Letterman
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speculated the Paramount is capitulating to new owner Ellison, who
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might not want any trouble from that guy. Dave did
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an impression of Paramount executives going, not only we're gonna
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get rid of that guy, We're gonna get rid of
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the whole franchise. You don't have to worry about another guy.
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It's gone, buddy. Dave said, I think it's sad, But
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what this indicates is Ellison doesn't want any trouble along
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the lines of freedom of the press or free speech
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or freedom of expression. They don't want to get their
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hands dirty. They don't want the government going after them.
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I don't think it was money. I think it was
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to make sure that Ellison was stolid spending Dad Larry
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Ellison's money. You're telling me losing this kind of money
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happened yesterday. I bet they were losing this kind of
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money a month ago. I bet they were using this
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kind of money six weeks ago, or they've never been
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losing money. Take a look at the CBS News. It's
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still in business and I'm not certain that's a profit center.
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They did not handle Stephen Colbert, the face of that network,
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and the way he deserves to have been handled one
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day of not today. The people at CBS who have
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manipulated and handled this are going to be embarrassed because
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this is gutless. Dave joke that Colbert has become a
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martyr and said, now we've all got to kiss Stephen
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Colbert's ring. You may be seeing a lot of headlines
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about Jay Leno weighing in on all this. Now, Jay
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did comment about Late Night, but he had made the
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comments before the Colbert announcement was made. Just over the weekend,
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somebody noticed it and it kind of bubbled up on
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YouTube and then everybody wrote articles about it. I don't
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think it lessens what Jay said, but he did say
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it before Colbert Gate. Jay Leno, who's seventy five now,
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was interviewed at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation. David Trulio,
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the president and CEO of the Foundation had noted that
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Leno's jokes were equally bounced between mocking Democrats and Republicans. Again,
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this before Colbert Gate. Leno says, I got hate letter
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saying you and your Republican friends, and another saying I
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hope you and your Democratic buddies are happy. That's how
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you get a whole audience. Now you have to be
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content with half the audience because you have to give
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your opinion. Ronnie Dangerfield and I were friends. I knew
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Rodney forty years and I have no idea if he
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was a Democrat Republican. We never discuss politics. We just
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discussed jokes. I like to think that people came to
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a comedy show to get away from the pressures of life.
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I love political humor, don't get me wrong, But people
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wind up cozying too much to one side or the other.
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I don't think anybody wants to hear a lecture. Why
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shoot for just half an audience? Why not try to
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get the whole. I like to bring people into the
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big picture. I don't understand why you'd alienate one particular
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group where just don't do it all. I'm not saying
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after three support on one side, but just do what's funny.
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The Hollywood Reporter has a little more about that Chris
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Rock mystery set that I told you about on yesterday's show,
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Currently Rock, when an hour joked about quote everything from
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abandoning Love Island and divorce by promoting his ex wife's
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attorney to wonderful halle Berry and the infamous Oscar slap.
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Regarding this slap, a source told The Hollywood Reporter that
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Chris Rock broached the subject only after an audio member
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lobbed a question about the incident. Rock answered with several
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hilarious responses. The source said it was a night everyone
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who attended will long remember and call the set remarkably brilliant.
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It remains unclear what Chris Rock is up to. Very
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interesting out on Netflix today Dusty Slay's new special Wet Heat.
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Dusty hasn't done any press yet that I've seen, but
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he said the specials says Hot is a July in Alabama.
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I do think it's my best work yet, and I'm
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very excited for people to see it. We're having a
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good time, that's his catchphrase. Craig Robinson was a comic
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con over the weekend. He addressed the stunt last month
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where he said he was quitting comedy. He was asked
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if he had fooled anybody he knows, He said one
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thousand percent everybody. My father was like, what's going on.
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I was like, I'll call you back because I didn't
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want to taill him. Robinson said, I'm not quitting, gone back.
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You're welcome, Yes, dad, dad, I'm still in comedy at
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just for laughs. Ryan Reynolds presented Rob Mack with the
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Generation Award right after the Lifetime Achievement Trophy had been
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given to George Wallace. Ryan Reynolds said Rob second place
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to the Lifetime Achievement Award amazing. Reynolds praised Rob Max,
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saying Hollywood could be an insipid craphouse of around the
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clock shamelessness. You have to willing to be excited to
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grind and push a dream up a hill and have
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the wherewithal to do it on your own. Nobody does
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seventeen seasons of a TV show with the same cast
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and crew and also happens to be a D word
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jerk fase. And without Rob, there would be no Donkey
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series called Welcome to Wrexham. Max said him here because
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of Ryan Reynolds who not only took my career into
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the stratosphere, but also flew here to give this to me.
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Fortune Fimester and May Martin were there receiving the podcast award.
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May Martin said, this means a lot to me because
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I'm comedian. Fortune added for our community. Representation is still
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very much needed, wanted, and it's cool to be talking
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about these different topics. George Wallace of the Lifetime Achievement
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Awards said that means you've been around for a while,
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know a few things, and I know a few things.
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At the May Martin and Friends show, the folks from
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Exclaimed Canada and Caught it Out. May did a set
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of about thirty minutes discussing living in la buying a
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house on soil that's actively trying to slide into the ocean,
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and befriending a possum. Exclaimed says Martin was trying out
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new jokes and they were all hitting. Next up, Nick
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muhammed you knew him from Ted Lasso. He rolled on
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the stage wearing a pair of vintage roller skates and
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almost tripped a few times, did some material about the
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absurdity of the twelve Days of Christmas, and then wondered
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what if the song is cumulative, that's a lot of gifts,
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even displayed a bar graph of the gifts as a
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visual backdrop. Nina Khanti got up described as the UK's
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Queen of ventriloquism, armed with a foul mouthed monkey puppet
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and some terrifyingly realistic lip masks. It was very bizarre
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and absolutely hilarious. Sabrina Jaylee's out next jokes about parenthood,
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abortion and the semantics of Urdu and closing out the night,
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Fortune Fimster also trying out new material at the festival
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that is aggressive. Sounds like it was a good show. Friends.
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For years, I spoke the truth about Adam sandler comedies.
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I was out here all alone, taking on everyone, taking
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on the mainstream media, shouting from the mountaintop Adam Sandler
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comedies are terrible. Now, Adam Sandler is a good guy.
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Everybody who works with them loves him. Never heard a
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bad word about him. He's a family man. He's a
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man who dresses so casual that he makes me look
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like James Bond. And I say that right now. I
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am wearing four reel, a yellow baseball cap, a slightly
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too small shrunk in the wash purple volleyball shirt because
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it's one of the shirts I don't mind getting chlorine
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on when I clean the pool, and gray sweatpants and
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Adam Sandler makes me look like a savvy dresser. Adam
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Sandler solid dramatic actor, but he makes terrible comedies. Now,
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I don't begrudge the man. If Netflix wrote you that check,
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you would say yes. If Netflix asked me, hey, do
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you want to be in Happy Gilmore three? You play
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Adam Sandler's best friend. I'll be there right now. Or
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are we filming in Montclair? I'll hop in the car.
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I'll be there in twenty five minutes. Hey, Adam, great
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to see it. Nice outfit. But all that said, Happy
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Gilmore two is so bad that it is given others
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the courage to speak truth to the reality of Adam
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Sandler comedies. The Daily Beast has a wonderful review. It
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may be the greatest movie review of all time. It's
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titled Happy Gilmore Too may be the worst sequel of
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all time. Now, I read it and I shared it
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in the Facebook group which is Daily Comedy News podcast group,
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And this review is so epic. I don't have the
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gravitas to read it to you. My voice cannot bring
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to life the majesty of these words. From the Daily
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Beasts review, Happy Gilmore two may be the worst sequel
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of all time. So I have used an ai voice
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to read it to you because I want you to
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hear it in all its majesty.
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Arguably the least inspired film in the actor's canon, if
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not all, of movie history, director Kyle Nuachek's follow up
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is a cinematic abomination, devoid of imagination, skill, or purpose,
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floundering about for a criminally long one hundred and fourteen
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minute in search of a single laugh. Even for a
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star who's made his fair share of duds. This is
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Sandler's nay Deer, a cash grabbed nostalgia fest that pairs
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terrible new jokes with stale old ones, as well as
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piles on cameos from family members and famous friends who
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were ostensibly tricked by their love of the original into
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participating in this Hindenburg grade fiasco. There isn't a person
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alive who's ever wondered what became of Sandler's early manchild heroes,
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and yet Happy Gilmore too, nonetheless opts to answer that
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question regarding its title character. Happy Gilmore's humor stemmed from
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Sandler's rage Aholick Bruin's loving protagonist trying to fit into
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the prim and proper golf world. But nearly three decades later,
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the headliner doesn't radiate anger so much as slovenly inertia
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has proven by every aspect of his recent output. The
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leaden direction, the half hearted writing his trademark baggy Jim
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Attire laziness is now Sandler's cinematic brand that clashes poorly
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with the spirit of Happy, who here feels like a
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sleepy approximation of his former self, going through the motions
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out of begrudging obligation rather than impulse. Virtually every notable
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bit from Happy Gilmore is redone, and almost always without
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a novel twist. Apparently, Sandler and company believe fans have
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only been waiting for the same thing, except in sloppier form.
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Happy Gilmore too has no courage to be its own thing,
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and its story involving Happy squaring off against Safti's energy
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drinky ringers who've had hip surgery to enhance their swings,
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its story is so dreary and tossed off that it
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feels as if it's actively trying to make viewers tune
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out between its wooden non actors, squandered comedians, and flat relatives.
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It's a mix of the bad, the bad and the bad.
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As Sandler has grown into a more accomplished actor see
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the Meyrowitz stories, hustle and uncut gems, he's lost any
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trace of his hilarious fastball. His goofiness has grown stale
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and dispirited with age, and to date he's failed to
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compensate by finding a different register in which to be funny.
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With all due respect to grown ups two The Ridiculous
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Six and Sandy Wexler. Happy Gilmore Too is the bottom
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of the Sandler barrel, a grim disaster that not only
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sullies the good name of its ancestor, but so badly
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flails on its own limited terms that it suggests the
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a Lister should concentrate on dramatic parts and leave the
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immature comedy to.
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Others now As the King of Fairness. Not every review
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is that epic. Some are just mistaken. They're well meeting,
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but they are mistaken. For example, in Esquire, Brady Langman writes,
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and there are spoilers here, but you've had four days
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to watch Happy Gilmore Too spoilers. Brady writes, I gave
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in sometime after Happy Gilmore Too killed Julie Bowen with
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a golf ball and dropped Tuesday's Gone for the first yes,
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first time, but definitely before the Master's Champion, respected mental
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health advocate and generally sweet irishman Rory McElroy was on
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the receiving end of I'll Clean Up a Purple Nurple. Actually,
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you know it was when Bad Bunny looped up Travis
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Kelcey with honey and invited a cgi bear to eat
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him alive. That's when I silently told Adam Sandler that
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he had won and that, no matter how many times
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he'd drink booze from a cucumber across Netflix's sequel to
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nineteen ninety six is Happy Gilmore. I would shut up
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and enjoy it because I live in a world where
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President Big Mac is about to throw hands with Eric Cartman,
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which means that I'm entirely allowed to enjoy one uncomplicated
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screening of Happy Gilmore Too. We need Heppy Gilmore Too, No,
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we absolutely did not. I'm I happy that it exists.
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Absolutely while coming nowhere near the heights and ingenuity of
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its predecessor. Happy Gilmore two is still a blast, with