Travis Kielce shows off his stuff to Andrew Santino, PLUS Jim Gaffigan eats it on Today Show AND Exploring the Mystery of George Lopez Tacos

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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm
Shinny Mack with your Daily Comedy News.

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We went to Medieval Times last night
and we just had so much fun.

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You got to get your medieval on. Hang out with the Knights. We

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were on team Yellow and Red Knight. He got his butt kicked and at

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one point I went over to my
daughter because everybody was doing these accents,

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and I said, have you heard
of the famous actor Matthew Berry, because

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everybody's doing that, like welcome the
Queen. Welcome you to Daily Comedy News.

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Anyway, Ricky Gervais has taken over
a prominent billboard in Slow that is

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the setting of his version of the
Office. I saw somebody online complaining that

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they're rebooting the Office. I hate
to tell you anyway, Ricky Gervais has

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a billboard. He's promoting his brand, a Dutch born Orchard vodka. His

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advertisement encourages consumers to buy dutchborn an
Orchard vodka to make a person rich and

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happy with the caveat being the person
is Ricky Gervais. That's how you do

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it. Meanwhile, get your thumb
out, be ready to hit thirty seconds

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skip again. I played you that. Jim Gaffigan clip yesterday, Jim intervention

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coming man, the coolness is just
oozing out of you. Let's go back

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to the Today Show and again,
I'm a journalist. I'm a journalist.

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I don't want to lose you,
guys. I don't want you to be

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like I can't listen to this podcast
with these terrible clips. But as a

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journalist, I'm not a journalists.
I have to play this clip for you.

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So please hit thirty second skip at
least twice, because I don't want

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to submit you to all the coolness
oozing out of Jim Gaffigan as he sells

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his bourbon on the Today Show.
This is just awful. You're ready?

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Skip skip? Are you still here? Okay? This is on you.

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I try to warn you. Here's
Jim Gaffigan. So what makes what makes

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it well? The thing is is
we're talking about this. I was approached,

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you know, to do a celebrity
spirits a couple times, but I

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was worried because I didn't want to
do something bad. So I called a

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good friend of mine, a college
friend who's from Louisville, and I said,

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could I just buy a couple of
barrels? You could help me and

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we'll we'll mix our own and it'll
be good. But there's not going to

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be a big payday. There's only
a limited amount. But I love this,

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Jim. I'm here for this new
chapter in your life. While you

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pour that out at hand them,
we're going to tell people that Unfrosted is

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going to be released on Netflix next
Friday. I cannot wait to try this.

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This is great. This has helped
with this? Does this? Does

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this helps you forget that you have
children? I have three, So thank

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you Father's Day guys. Sure,
here we go. And these are these

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are quote glasses parenting quote class that
you know what you know what it's like

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having a fifth kid. Imagine you're
drowning, then someone hands you a baby?

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You so very nice? What you
think? What do you think?

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I like this a lot, coming
surprise. I was terrified when I tried

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it. I was like, oh
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Well, this is good. This
is very good. And I don't

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even really like bourbon. This is
great. Shop Today's coming up next,

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Jim Man. I mean the way
that comes to mind ribes with sneezes,

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like what are you doing? I
heard from Caitlin who sent me a note

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through the new substack. I'm doing
a substack. It's for free. The

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link is in the show notes I
write about media. Last week I was

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very chatty and wrote a lot.
I've got a good piece on Monday about

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one star reviews coming up. So
if you want to subscribe to the substack,

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it's free. Even if it tries
to heat up for money, do

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the free trial. Not charging for
that one. Caitlin was wondering what happened

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to George Lopez tacos. Now.
Every now and then, when it's a

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slow newsday, and today is not
a slow newsday, I just feel like

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talking about George Lopez tacos. I
will throw that phrase into Google just to

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see what's happening. And there's been
a whole lot of nothing. I'll do

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it right now now. There's nothing
since June of twenty twenty one when we

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were told George Lopez Tacos arrive in
Denver. And also from June of twenty

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one, George Lopez's taco joint was
now serving eighty cities. I haven't seen

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anything since, but if I go
to next Bite here, it does offer

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me George Lopez tacos. I'm clicking
on it live as we click. Got

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in preset this because I wanted to
experience it with you. George Lopez Tacos

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an authentic, bad ass street taco
experience exclamation point, softer tea is tender

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meats, flavorable toppings and sausas.
Now, if you're not familiar with this

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bit, during the pandemic, things
got a little slow with the comedy,

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and George Lopez Tacos was the Taylor
Swift Joe Koy joke of its day.

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The menu for George Lopez Tacos lachingono, which is three street tacos served with

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a massa corn to tea is on
the side. For customizable experience, you

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could get a La mas cabrono,
which is three street tacos with the addition

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of krama and saute bell peppers and
onions, also served with authentic masa corn

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tootias. You get the idea here, All right, let's click. Let's

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see if we can still order visit
the restaurant website. Click Lopez Tacos is

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loading and a site has come up, and the site seems to be in

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some sort of Asian language tie Vietnamese. What is going on? George Lopez

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let me try this again. We
try it in Chrome, maybe I'll get

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a different experience. I don't know
what's going on there. Paste and go

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to Lopez Tacos dot com. No, it's still coming up in a weird

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language, but Google Translate will trans
Oh, it's tie all right. For

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some reason, this website's in Thie
and I can translate it to English according

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to Google Translate. And the article
says the form of protection that should be

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available car insurance interesting driving on today's
roads. No matter how caution or precaution,

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the driver has to prevent accidents or
unexpected events. Even though it is

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a good thing, there is still
a chance that it may cause an accident

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or unexpected event. Dreams can occur
as usual because they may come from Fred's

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on the road or events that you
cannot control. Therefore, today, in

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order to add protection for living on
the road for all insured persons, you

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can come to get to know and
choose to buy insurance with mister Kumka.

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And that is what happens if you
go to Lopez Tacos and dude, there's

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still a logo that says Lopez Tacos
across the top home about food beverage,

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insurance, lifestyle. This is why
I'll preread articles. What happens if you

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click on food. Okay, I'm
on the food page now. In the

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top article is a versatile microwave that
you could have at home. Microwave is

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one of the kitchen appliances that every
house can't live without because it is an

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aid to facilitate your food and drink
quickly and easily, whether it's recipes,

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various menus, boiling hot water,
tea or coffee, boiled eggs, warm

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food, instant food, instant food, instant noodles, cooking, et cetera.

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No, I didn't make a mistake
there. It's at instant food twice.

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Today, let's take a deep look
at the benefits of mirowave. In

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case any house is as sited to
buy it, will take it. Who

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helped decide capital t the benefits of
the microwave make oranges or lemons have more

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water. If bringing lemons or oranges
to warm in the microwave, leave for

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ten to twenty seconds before squeezing them, we'll make more orange juice than lemon

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juice because warming or lemon will make
the interlining soft. So Caitlin, that's

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what's happening with George Lopez Tacos.
Caitlin also has encouraged me to stick to

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my guns about the very, very
hilarious Joe Koy joke. Now, I

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don't know if you're familiar with this. Joe Cooy earlier this year hosted the

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Golden Globes. Yeah he did,
and you know what happened to the Golden

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Globes. He made a joke about
Taylor Swift. It was so mean.

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I mean, there might be some
new audience that didn't listen this week and

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they need to know what this joke
was. But Joe Coy made this horrible,

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mean joke about Taylor Swift. Let's
listen. The big difference between the

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Golden Globes and the NFL. On
the Golden Globes, we have fewer camber

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shots of Taylor Swift. My so
far, this podcast has been so much

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about nothing. Jerry Seinfeld would appreciate
it. Speaking of Taylor Swift, Travis

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Kelsey chose the wrong day to go
without underwear. This from People. Andrew

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Santino was a guest on New Heights
and recalled on the events. Santino says,

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we set up my podcast at the
crib because we were moving and so

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it was a kind of a tight
squeeze and the cameras and the angles all

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the stuff. And my editor calls
me and he's like, bro, I

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know I tell you this, but
Travis was falling out of his shorts.

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His boys were sliding out. Santino
says, I was like, oh no,

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and he goes, do you want
to like call him and reshoot it?

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And I said, just put a
chief's logo over his package whenever it

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falls out. I mean, Travis
is his boys wanted to make an appearance

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on Whiskey Ginger, Santino joked,
and the footage is available on our Patreon.

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Bill Burr spoke to The Today's Show
about how his TV viewing habits have

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changed since having kids. Burst said, I used to watch, you know,

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one o'clock game, four o'clock game, then a late game, and

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then with the package, I'd be
taping other games. And you already had

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a Monday night and he had a
Thursday night. So I'd have a Tuesday

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and a Wednesday game and a Friday
game to watch during the week I'd recorded,

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and then on Saturday, I'd watch
college football. Now I have kids,

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I don't know. I'm always watching
Bluey. I'm hearing great things about

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this blue I've not watched it yet, which is oddly, you know,

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really deep, that's what I'm hearing. What are we doing here? I'm

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getting misty eyed watching a cartoon telling
you we had a lot of fun at

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Medieval Times. Everybody with Matthew Berry
impressions. If you enjoy this program,

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you might want to go to buy
me a Coffee dot com. That's terrible,

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but that's what Medieval Times was.
The queen is so bad, you

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might want to buy me a coffee
at buy Me a Coffee dot com Slash

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Daily Comedy News. Sydney Comedy Festival
on Monday. There's only two shows and

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I looked I couldn't find any actual
clips. One of the two shows,

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Jillian Cosgriff's show, is called Actually
Good Jillian one most Outstanding show at the

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twenty twenty three Melbourne International Comedy Festival. The show is about the little things

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that make the big hord things manageable
and pointing out the bits of the world

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that make you yell wow, isn't
this great? Now? Do you have

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a dirty mind like I do?
I'm not gonna go back, you hit

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thirty second, rewind and you'll see
if you pick it up. Otherwise,

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I'm just a perf. The Scotsman
gave it five stars, saying actually good

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is more than a comedy show.
It's a tiny revolution in how to view

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the world. Chortal five stars,
a joyous, funny, life affirming show.

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The Age only four and a half
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an incredibly affirming and funny show.
Leanne Morgan with a really great deal.

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Netflix gave her a sixteen episode straight
to series order. The guy behind us

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is Chuck Lorie. If you don't
know who that is, He's behind all

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the big CBS sitcoms like Big Bang
Theory and Two and a Half Men and

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whatever the Sebastian Manascalco Bookie show was
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That one was pretty good too.
In untitled comedy, Leanne Morgan's life takes

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an unexpected turn when her husband of
thirty three years leaves her for another woman.

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Starting over when you're a grandmother and
in menopause isn't exactly what she had

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in mind. With the help of
her family, she will navigate the new

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chapter with grace, a dignity,
and jello salad. Sean Jordan will release

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a comedy album called Girl Dad on
Sunday, May twelfth. I believe that's

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Mother's Day. Sean recorded it at
Mississippi Studio, is in importantly Oregon.

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It's a very personal set surrounding the
birth of his daughter, including the IVF

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that preceded it, the vissectomy that
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The press release also says ask him
for parenting tips anytime. All right,

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little housekeeping here. We're doing the
subscriptions now. Saturday morning. The dog

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end me up early, so I
was able to post the commercial free episode

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by like six thirty am Eastern.
Anyway, if you're on Apple Podcast,

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you'll see subscriptions there a thirty day
free trial, and then four ninety nine

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a month you'll get the show's commercial
free asterisk. I'll talk about that in

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a second. And you get all
the shows on the network. We're posting

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all of them. The catch and
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it, which is really frustrating.
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five am Eastern, and then when
I get up, I'll upload the commercial

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free version of Daily Comedy News,
like I said Saturday was around six thirty

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in the morning. Friday slept little
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If you're on the West coast,
it probably won't affect you at all.

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If you're on the East Coast and
you're like, man, I gotta

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have daily comedy news before eight am, well then I wish Apple would changed

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the back end, but it's not
how it works. Anyway. Try that

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out thirty Day Free tro if you
want to test drive that also Ballot.

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That's the show where politics meets pop
culture. So much to talk about White

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House Correspondence Dinner. I'll talk about
that tomorrow, but Ballot will have it

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on Sunday morning for you. This
whole thing with the governor and the puppy,

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I don't even want to go there. That's not funny at all.

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But if you heard that that's going
on. Biden was on Howard Stern weird

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pick. I mean thirty years ago, sure, but in the twenties Howard

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Stern really o hey anyway, see
tomorrow