Trevor Noah explains Jon Stewart's Secret Return

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Callaroga Shark Media. I'm actually sweating. Hi. I'm Johnny Mackpool's side with

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your daily comedy news. A little
warmer out here today. I gotta finish

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recording this one's I could jump in
the pool catching up on Late Night they

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were talking about you know that guy
was sentenced last week. Probably heard about

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that, Jimmy found said. The
big question now is whether Trump will get

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jail time or house arrest. If
he's sentenced to jail, Millenia will be

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inside the courtroom chanting four more years. Found again. Trump will be sentenced

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on July eleventh, As lawyers told
him, you should get your affairs at

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order, and Trump was like,
that's what got me in trouble in the

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first place. You almost need a
rimshot there, don't you. Seth Meyer

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said, that's right. Former President
Trump was found guilty last week on thirty

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four counts of falsifying business records and
faces up to four years in jail on

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a five thousand dollars fine. And
I think I speak for all of us

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when I say you can wave the
fine. Send your letters to seth Meyer's

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underst Here report on comedy. Sticking
with Late Night, The Wonderful website.

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Late Night of reports that news that
John Stewart was returning to the Daily Show

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was a close secret, but Trevor
no one knew about it. Trevor posted

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on his YouTube channel that he was
one of the few and trusted with John

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Stewart's secret. Trevor posted a clip
from a stand up show he did back

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in January. During the Q and
A segment of Trevor's show, he was

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asked how early he knew about John. He said, that's the greatest thing

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ever. You kidding me? You
know that moment where you don't know that

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a Marvel hero is gonna jump into
another movie. That's what it sort of

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feels like. Trevor said. When
he heard the news, I literally message

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him. I was like, you
son of a bee. He figured it

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out. But since Trevor knew before
everybody else, he said, there's nothing

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worse than having a secret. That's
cool, but you can't say anything.

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I felt like Charlie in the Chocolate
Factory. I just came for tour.

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I just wanted some of the walk
up bars and the next thing, I'm

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managing the Oopa Loopus. Marlon Wayan's
new special, Little Good Grief is out

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on Amazon. He has a big
chunk about Magic Johnson. He tells the

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La Times, I'm just using magic
as an example of life sometimes dealing with

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bad cards. But it's not about
the cards you get, it's how you

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play the magic. Johnson got delta
bad hand with this disease HIV, yet

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he still finds a way to live
his best life. This whole special is

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really about finding that glory within your
pain. Marlond doing a lot of press,

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also spoke to people. He's not
down with the whole Cat Williams controversy

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stuff. He says, I think
comedy is a gentleman's game. It's comedy.

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I don't like all the disharmony.
I think for comedy and black comedy,

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it's important for people to see love, respect and laughter. Not everybody

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has that experience, but that's the
experience I come from. I'm not going

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to sit there and talk bad.
Even if I have a problem with somebody,

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I'll probably call them up and have
a sit down. If there is

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a beef with Dave or Cat or
somebody, I'll be the first to get

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on the phone with Dave and call
Cat's people. Me and Rick Grant like,

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yo, let's set a beating to
see our heroes fight. I don't

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think that's why we're here. We're
here to be examples, not just in

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the industry, but with our behavior. We're here to be examples for those

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coming up behind us. The LA
Times had several comedy articles all in a

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bunch this week. One of them
a profile of Taylor Tomlinson, who said,

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when I was twenty, I thought
it was going to be married.

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By age thirty, I would maybe
getting ready to have kids. I thought

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if I could tour theaters in my
thirties, that'd be incredible. The fact

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I was able to do that in
my mid twenties. Now I don't even

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know if I want to get married
to have kids. It's so strange to

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feel so differently about everything, but
it is comforting to look at where you

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are and how it's not why you
envision and go oh, but I like

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this too. As for hosting After
Midnight, I was looking for reasons not

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to do it, but then she
found out they would only need her Monday

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through Wednesday, which allowed her to
tour on the weekends. As for her

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role as host, and this is
very smart, she says, My goal

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is for me not to be the
funniest person up there. If I'm funny,

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that's a bonus. But my job
is to make my guests as funny

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as possible time out. You'll hear
me and Mark Malkoff talk about that in

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Saturday's episode, as well as set
them up as I can and make it

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a great experience for them. I
was really surprised that I want to do

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this job, but I was feeling
some loneliness not on the road. On

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the road, I had my tour
manager, my best friend opening for me.

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I had what I felt was a
team. But then I'd come home

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in La and feel like I was
floating to the point where I was like,

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should I not live in La.
The Light Times once again spoke to

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JB Smooth. He talked about auditioning
for Curb. JB says, I didn't

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even know that the process was to
improv in front of Larry David with Larry,

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but I do have this thing where
I love to go in the room

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as the character. I like to
drive the car, meaning that I like

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to control the room. Coming from
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what we do. We step on
stage, we control the room. We

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have the microphone. We're the loudest
person. So I took that and I

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said, I'm going in as this
character. You see how I walk in

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the room. You see my mannerisms
right away. If I can make you

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laugh without saying a word, I
got you. La Times asked how much

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of you makes it into the characters
you play JB. He said, when

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I put my wardrobe on, I
immediately become this dude, and literally I

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feel like he's not me. We
have the same cadence maybe here and there,

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but we're two different people. The
funny thing is, sometimes on my

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way home from the set, my
wife would call me to see how my

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day was, and she'd say,
what did Leon say today? And I'm

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literally telling her what he did today. But the writers in the room,

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they know your cadence, they know
your delivery, they know things you don't

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know about yourself. They see your
little quirks, and they end up being

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part of your character. That reminds
me. I was so happy with my

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half assed triumphathy insult comic dog impression
yesterday. I sent it to Deacon mic

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in Cleveland, and then he was
sending me back voicemails of him doing Triumph.

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Start doing Triumph impressions. It's very
addicting. We were trading them for

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like half an hour. And believe
me, I looked for stories today about

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either Smigel or Triumph just for an
excuse to do the impression. Couldn't find

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one. As I walk around my
house babbling to myself, I have found

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I can't do a half assed Triumph
at all unless I have a proper Triumph

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script. I can't just ad lib
Triumph, whereas Deacon Mike comparently can ad

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lib Triumph. So maybe I'll let
him host the show one day. Natasha

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Lazeiro spoke to skateboarding dot com,
your home for skateboarding news, which you

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think I was gonna say. She
was on Tony Hawk's podcast, and she

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said, you know what I like
about skateboarding? Actually, Natasha, I

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don't tell us. It's the only
sport that's associated with cool subcultures in my

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opinion, I mean football, soccer. Give me a break. All right,

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you've heard me talk about it for
a few days. I'm excited to

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share with you my interview with Mark
Malcoff on Saturday. That's an hour long

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conversation about late night and related topics. If you can't wait become a premium

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subscriber. It's already in the premium
feed. I know Becky's already listened to

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it. Hey, Becky, I
took care of you. I recorded a

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short bonus episode just for the premium
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to listen to. You see,
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gonna get up Saturday and be like, I don't have any Johnny Max today.

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Well, good news. You've got
about three and a half minutes of

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me babbling while driving home from the
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add free. Now there's a reason
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The link is of the show notes
Calaroga dot supportingcast dot FM. We've solved

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that whole three am seven am thing
where I had to get out of bed

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and load things manually. It's all
set. Oh and you can use whatever

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app you want. Pocket Casts use
it, Spotify use it, Apple Podcasts

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use it. Joe's podcast app.
I don't know why you used Joe's podcast

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app, But you can use it. I've been pretty happy with this outdoor

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audio. I don't know if you
can hear the lawnmower landscapers to my right.

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The mic really hasn't been picking that
stuff up, which is fine,

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right, because then I can really
sit outside and you guys won't be like,

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what does he even do? But
I figure it's a summer and it's

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a comedy podcast, and I am
influenced by eighties Letterman, and I'd like

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to think eighties Dave would appreciate me
sitting next to the pool recording this thing

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while the landscapers go, why not? All right? This one from the

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Daily Mail. I'm gonna have to
clean it up quite a bit. Hi.

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Mai Caravaca is a Spanish comedian who
was in the middle of performing a

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set in Madrid on Monday night.
Jimei was suddenly interrupted by an enraged father

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who walked on stage and hit him
in the head. Why. The attacker

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was heard saying those pedophiles comments about
my son, say them on my facy

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piece of trash. Now, all
right, what is this all about?

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Apparently, mister Caravaca the day before
on social media, had made a comment

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on the attacker's son. The attacker
had boasted a photo of himself and his

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young son on Twitter. The caption
said pride and joy. Caravaca then posted

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something which I will quite clean up. No one will be able to avoid

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the possibility of your son being gay, and that when eighty's older, he

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will become sick of doing favors and
for whatever reason. Caravaca commented on the

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skin pigmentation of the people you would
perform the favors on? Did I say

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on four? I think we all
know what I'm talking about? Now leave

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it in. The father said,
what were you saying? Huh that my

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son was going to eat? You
know something? You know? Move on,

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he's three months old, trash.
Now what say to my face?

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Say to my face right now?
Oh this is good. I hope you

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can hear the leaf blowers. This
is fun. Eighties Dave would love it.

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An unidentified man interfered. The father
said, I'm sorry, I'm just

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a father who's defending his child.
He's made sexualizing comments about my three month

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old son. I don't know why
the comedian would post that. That's just

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a weird move to begin with.
It's not even funny. The father then

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points to Caravak and says that has
its consequences. He called Caravaca clown and

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then smacked him in the face again
and walked off stage. Police called to

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the scene made no arrests, as
the comedian chose not to file a complaint

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against the father, awkwardly switching topics. Eugene Merman, who you know supposedly

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stars in Boburger's You know my deal
with that? Yeah right. He's announced

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a tour It's called an Evening of
Whimsy and Mild Grievances. This kicks off

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September sixth in Seattle. I'm shouting
over the landscape as he probably can't even

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hear now. I love it.
Portland in September, and then taking all

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of October off. Presumably he'll plug
in some dates there Madison, Wisconsin,

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Milwaukee, and Chicago on November sixth, seventh, and eighth. Michael Keaton

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is trying to trick me into saying
beetlejuice three times. It's not going to

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work. But he was talking about
that character in that movie, you know,

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the one, and he said there
had been so much merchandising of it,

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I had to drop back to where
it started. I had to go

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was my unusual imagination even thinking about
it when I was developing in the first

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place. As opposed to seeing a
coffee mug or a golf club cover.

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That was weird. To be honest
with you, being very frank, it

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was off putting to look at it
and go, I don't want to look

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at all these things. F that
what was the thing that started this?

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On Gossip Corner, Joe Cooy turned
fifty three. He celebrated his birthday by

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making a last minute announcement for meet
and greet swag and a round of drinks

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at the popular Filipino American drink and
dessert chain Cafe eighty six. You'll find

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Cafe eighty six in Artisia, California. Joe Coy said, come say ay,

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come say a happy birthday, and
I brought a whole bunch of birch

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I'm just gonna give away for free. It's about the community, y'all,

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Filipino supporting other Filipinos. You know
what I'm saying. That's what it's all

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about. So this is on me. This is how we're gonna hang out,

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guys on my birthday. About two
hundred people showed up. Joe KOI

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hung out for a few hours.
He then shared, I spent this whole

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day with my family. Thank you
Cafe eighty six. We did it,

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and everybody that came out, Stay
blessed, stay warm, and stay around

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your family. I love you,
guys. Cheers. Joe Coy is on

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Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight. Michelle Buttoo
is taping her special at Radio City tonight.

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One of the listeners told me on
the side, a listener, you

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know who you are. The listener
is dming me so I don't like to

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reveal people. Perhaps this person wants
to stay private, but thank you for

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the note. The listener told me
that Michelle is the first female comedian record

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a special at Radio City. That
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Radio City Music Hall is not new. You would have thought somebody did it

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by now, but I guess not. Pace Magazine watched Dan Lacanta's new special

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for the Boys, which was filmed
in front of an auditorium of fifteen year

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old male students at Locata's alma mater, I'm Harrison Central High School in Buffalo.

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Pace says Licata performs as a heightened, blustering version of himself. His

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persona coming across like a stoner friend
of AJ sopranos who never quite grew up,

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sprinkled with malapropisms and his unofficial cat
trees. You know I had to

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do it to him. Lakata's Hours, made up of one off stories that

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are all hyperbole and unbridled vulgarity for
the Boys, is streaming for free on

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YouTube. Right I'm going in the
pool. That's your comedy news for today.

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If you like this thing, ad
free, explain that already didn't I

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and the promos probably gonna run next
anyway. Just listen to that. They'll

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tell you what to do see tomorrow