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Oh man, I psych. Hi, I'm Johnny Mag with your
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daily coming news. Why you psych, Johnny Mag? Because Trevor
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Noah got it done. I was texting with my son.
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I'm like, I hope Trevnoa does a tight monologue and
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it's done and I can record the show during halftime.
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And Trevor wrapped it up with twelve seconds in the
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first half as the Knicks played the Lakers. So high
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from halftime, as I'm recording, Trevor Noah just took the
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stage at the Grammys. I love Trevor. I just think
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he's a really good host, very comfortable. You can trust
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him with a show. Nothing amazing out of his monologue,
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but it was fun and upbeat, and you know he's
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setting the stage for a party. He did go a
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long way for this first joke.
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Uppatah is actually inspired by a Korean drinking game right
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where you stack your hands on top of each other.
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Someone shouts a number, you count up, and then if
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your hand hits that number, you drink.
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Yeah.
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That's way more complicated than the drinking game we have
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in America. In America, every time you turn on the news,
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you drink ah pta ah pata.
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See you may be wondering, all right, is Trevor going
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to get pointed at all? A little bit of here
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with this one?
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Oh and the one and only Miss Lauren Hill will
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be performing on that stage tonight, which is insane when
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you think about it, because the last time Lauren Hill
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performed at the Grammys was in nineteen ninety nine. I
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understand that you understand how long ago that was. Back
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in nineteen ninety nine, the president had had a sex scandal,
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people thought computers were about to destroy the world, and
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Diddy was arrested. Boy, how times have changed.
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And then, really the closest thing to a political joke
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in the monologue was this one. We got John Legend
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in the house.
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Oh man, every single personally here, John Legend, Philly Alis, Phineas,
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Nicki Minaj is not here.
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She is not here, she is she is still at
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the White House.
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With Donald Trump discussing very important issues.
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Actually, Nikki, I have the biggest ass. I haven't. Everybody's
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saying it, Nicki. I know they say it to you,
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but it's me. Wop wop wop. Look at it. Look
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at it baby. The Grammy for Best Comedy Album went
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to Nateperghetzi for your Friend Nateperghetzy. I didn't think that
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was Nate's best special at all, but okay, fine. He
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beat out Bill Burr's Dropped Dead Year, Sarah Silverman's post Mortem,
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Ali Wong's Single Lady, and Jamie fox Is. What had
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happened was Jamie, who, as longtime listeners know, I used
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to work with. He's sitting pretty close upstage wearing a
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very big hat, like a hat that's saying hey, look
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at me, and sunglasses, and I wonder if that particular
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look is perhaps, possibly, maybe somehow related to the stroke.
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I just found it an odd fashioned decision. Anyway. I
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hope he's doing well. Now. For today's show, I'm flipping
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the order a little bit because I recorded the second
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half earlier. So usually I do the Newsy News in
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the first half and some of the more esoteric stuff
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in the second half. So that's kind of flipped today
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just to accommodate the production. Remember I told you I
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think it was in yesterday's show by the comedian Ben Bankers,
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the guy who had made jerky jokes about Renee Good.
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Bankers addressed the cancel shows in a video he's shared
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on his Instagram on the twenty ninth, and the clip
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he tells an audience, I just found out my shows
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were canceled in Minnesota FM. He said he was working
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on a new venue and dates for the fine people
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of Minnesota. The owner of the club who had canceled
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the shows told The Tribune that CAA, who represents Ben Bankers,
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is insisting that the club fully compensate Bankers for the
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canceled shows due to the fact that he was willing
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to perform fair enough. The owner also says that CIA
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will not allow any of its other clients to perform
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at the club until the matter is fully resolved. That
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would surprise me if CAA is ice club, And I
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did want to talk about the passing of Catherine O'Hara,
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who died Friday in Los Angeles at age seventy one.
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The Toronto native began at the Second City as an
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understudy to Gilda Radner from Second City, the famous Canadian
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sketch show SCTV, where she did fantastic work and if
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you're of a certain age like me, that's where she
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got on your radar. Later playing the mom in the
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Home Alone Movies, McAuley Culkin posted, Mama, I thought we
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had time. I wanted to sit in a chair next
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to you. I heard you, but I had so much
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more to say. I love you. I'll see you later.
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In the Home Alone films, the family rushes through Chicago's
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O'Hare Airport. The Airport posted thank you Catherine O'Hara, Forever
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our legendary missus McAllister. More recently, O'Hara was on Apple
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TV's The Studio. Seth Rogan wrote on Instagram, We're all
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lucky we got to live in a world with her.
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She was hysterical, kind, intuitive, generous. She made me want
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to make our show good enough to be worthy of
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her presence in it. Pedro Pascal, who shared the screen
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with her in the Last of Us, wrote, the is
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less light in my world. This lucky world that had
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you will keep you always. Brooke Shields wrote what an
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honor it was to be spoofed by Catherine O'Hara on
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the old SETV series. Mark Carney, Prime Minister of Canada, wrote,
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Canada has lost a legend. Over five decades of work,
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Catherine earned her place in the Canada of Canadian comedy.
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From SETV to Shit's creek. She was an ambassador for
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Canada and the truest sense, brilliant, fearless, deeply original. It's
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so full of humanity. She made the world laugh, but
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she also made people feel seen. Mike Myers wrote, it
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was a very sad day for comedy and for Canada.
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She was one of the greatest comedy artists in history
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and inspiration for millions and above all, very elegant lady.
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Setting much love and condolences to her family. Michael Keaton wrote,
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we go back before the first beadle jew. She's been
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my pretend wife, my pretend nemesis, and my real life
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true friend. This one hurts, man. I'm going to miss
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her thinking about bo as well. Jernny Gunderson, executive director
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of the National Comedy Center, in a statement, wrote, Katherine
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O'Hara was one of the rare performers who could disappear
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completely into character and somehow make that character unforgettable shape
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what comedy acting could be, blending precision, humanity, and originality
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in a way that felt effortless. Her work will continue
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to inspire generations of performers and audiences. So, like I said,
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to flipping the order around a little bit today, we'll
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take the break here and we'll come back and do
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more of a normal second half. Coming up at noon
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Eastern today the results of Comedy Survivor Week four. Looking
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forward to seeing who was voted off Comedy Island. Remember
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back on I think it was Friday show, maybe it
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was Thursday's show. I had reached out to Deacon Mike.
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I was curious about Stephen Colbert's use of Faith leader.
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Stephen Colbert is a Catholic. I'm a Catholic and growing
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up Catholic, I never really heard that term. Deacon Mike said,
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his guest is, that's a personal term from Colbert that
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would be all encompassing to be more inclusive to all
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people of faith. And you know, getting a vibe for
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how Stephen Colbert rolls when he's not ruining Star Trek.
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That makes sense. So appreciate Deacon Mike for getting back
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to me. He did to get back to me. I
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know in your world it's like four days later. He
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got back to me about ten minutes after I finished
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recording the episode. But thank you. Deacon Mike. Got some
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items from Gossip Corner. I'm not gonna play the song
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because the spirit of the show is not quote unquote
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dancing on people's graves. I don't want people to be miserable.
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But in the news, Rob Schneider and his wife have
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announced that their marriage is coming to an end. Thirty
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seven year old Patricia has filed for divorce from her
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sixty two year old husband, Robert Schneider. The divorce summary
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is requesting the court to keep the documents confidential. The
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couple has two daughters, age thirteen and ten. They first
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met in two thousand and seven on a TV project.
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Rob Schneider was forty four, Patricia was nineteen. They got
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married four years later. Staying on gossip corner, Raider Online
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has the headline Amy Schumer goes goopy over divorce love
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Lauren comic, using Gwyneth Paltrow as an inspiration for her
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conscious uncoupling. A source told Rader Online Amy is obsessed
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with controlling the narrative, really with controlling everything. She seems
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convinced that if she and Chris can have this perfect divorce,
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I don't want her so much. That's why she wanted
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to get everything totally handled before making the news public.
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All the houses are getting sold, the money's divided up
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and they've agreed on custody. There won't be any fights
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or drama, which is very important to Amy for her
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son's sake and for Chris. She's very focused on protecting
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them both. These source ads no doubt Amy's image is
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part of this too. She knows it's going to be
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picked apart, and she wants to give people as little
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ammunition as possible. As much as she claims not to
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care what people think, she actually does care a lot.
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Amy's telling people she wants to stay friends with Chris,
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and they were even going to get each other's advice
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on who to date, which strikes a lot of people
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as bizarre. I'm glad the source said that, because I
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was about to editorialize there, like and just say that's weird.
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The source continued. She's also adamant that this has nothing
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to do with her suddenly getting skinny, but the timing
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of her weight loss does have a lot of people
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questioning if she's being fully transparent about that. Now, while
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I was prepping the show, actually let me check this again.
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Hold on, okay, I was going to tell you there
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was a dead link for a day. There was a
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dead link under the headline Amy Schumer thought she'd be
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flooded with interest to mid divorce news, but it hasn't happened.
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This on the National Inquirer dot com as a recording
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this on Friday. The link it seems to have come
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back to life. An insider says Amy really thought she'd
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be flooded with interest, more dates, more tension, but it
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hasn't happened. Another source says she's not chasing anything. If
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a date happens, great, If not, she's totally fine being
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on her own. Maybe she could date Rob Schneider. I
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thought this was weird, a weird decision by The Daily Show.
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They used Whitney Cummings as a correspondent last week and
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Whitney Cummings in the Daily Show just don't go together
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in my mind. If you spent a lot of time,
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especially on comedy threads, Whitney is not all that popular
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on social media, and without doing any research, I would
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guess Whitney Cummings is not that popular with many fans
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of the Daily Show. I just thought it was weird
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Whitney Cummings took over the shows in my opinion desk
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for commentary aimed at liberal voters and their tendency to
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demand perfection from Democratic presidential candidates. Whitney said, I'm here
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to talk to you as a liberal and acknowledge sometimes
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her politics have been misread. Some people think got right
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wing just because I look and sound exactly like Kimberly Gilfoyle.
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But I'm a liberal. She went on for seven minutes,
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and the point of her thesis is if you keep
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holding out for mister Wright, we're gonna end up with
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mister alt right. Pete Davidson was on the Tonight Show
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starring Jimmy Fallon. He talked about being a dad. He said,
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the reality has set in. We had a moment last
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week we were like, oh, she's here, She's like staying.
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Now it's real. He also said about babies, they crap
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so much. They crap while they're crapping. The best advice
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I got and I hate it's so name dropping, but
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Eddie Murphy gave you great advice. The best advice is
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no advice. You can't tell another man how to raise
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his child. Jason Kelsey and ESPN will not pursue a
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second city of they call it Late Night with Jason Kelsey.
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Remember Jason Kelsey had a Late Night show that really
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nobody watched. When I saw the phrasing, Jason Kelsey will
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not pursue a second season if they call it late night.
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My line on Threads was, I've decided not to continue
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pursuing dating Sydney Sweeney. I have the same chance. Here's
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the spin. The decision came from Kelsey, who wanted to
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explore there are other opportunities during the off season rather
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than commit to another run of the show. Dude, they
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did five episodes last year. Five. ESPN is supportive of
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continuing the program. Uh huh. Last year, Jason Kelsey hosted
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five episodes. The show aired on late Friday nights. The
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debut episode got two hundred and ninety thousand viewers. Even
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Seth Myers is like, really, dude, more people watch my show.
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At the time, the ESPN president told The New York
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Times that the network wasn't focused on ratings for the
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five episode experiment and said that the decision about the
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show's future would be a little bit more art than science.
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But again, we're being told that Jason Kelcey wants to
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explore other opportunities. Isn't that usually what you say when
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you get fired from a job. They like so and
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so has left the job to pursue other opportunities. Is
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and that we usually say, I'm calling hogwash there, Jason Kelce,