Trevor Noah (What Now? with Trevor Noah) on his Grammy nomination, PLUS Shane Gillis teams up with Bud Light!

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Oh my god, I'm so upset. Every time I do a zoom call,

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it resets the audio levels. Like
I work to make this thing try

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and sound good. And I caught
it before I recorded today, and I

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adjusted the levels. And then as
you hear, I'll get into this big

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thing about pizza in the second half, and I stopped the file to see

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how long the show was, and
I'm like, oh, everything is too

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hot, so I'm gonna have to
do some surgery on the audio here.

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So if the first fifteen minutes or
so sounds a little wonky, that's what

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happened. Then after the pizza story, I caught it. Ah, this

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is so annoying, but I have
my good fastball today and I don't want

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to redo the whole show. I
hope you understand, all right, let's

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hit it. Callaroga Shark Media.
Hello, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily

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company news. There was obviously some
sort of Trevor Noah news embargo. I

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prepped the show early on Wednesday because
I had to do an airport run.

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And then I came back and I'm
like, let me see if there's anything

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new, And there were fifty million
triv Noah stories all of a sudden,

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so that Adam Bargo must have run
out. At ten a m. The

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Hollywood Reporter caught up with Trevor.
He's hosting any Grammy Awards for the fourth

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time. He's hosting it on Sunday. Back in twenty twenty, Trivor was

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not the host, but he was
nominated for Best Comedy Album. Again.

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Longtime listeners know this. Trevor Noah
doesn't have a comedy album. He has

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a comedy special that was released,
but the Grammys and I how define albums

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differently. I wish they were a
Trevor Noah comedy album. I would play

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it on Live one, but there's
no such thing. Even though he got

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a nomination for her Best Comedy Album
at the twenty twenty Grammys, we lost

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to Dave Chappelle's Sticks and Stones,
which really isn't an album either. That

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one, at least Chappelle put out
like nine copies on vinyl, so theoretically

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it was an album. This year, Trevor Noah is going up against Chris

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Rock's Selective Outrage Special not an album, Wanda Sykes I'm an Entertainer Special not

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an album, Sarah Silverman's Someone You
Love special, not an album, Jenny

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Mack. What's an album? An
album is something that's preferably audio for,

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but at least has an version of
it that I can buy, like on

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a CD or a cassette or vinyl
or an MP three and just listen to

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it. These things don't even get
repurposed these days anyway. Trevor Noa says,

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I'm nominated alongside my heroes one of
Psykes, Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle.

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I don't ever take those moments for
granted. I think to myself how

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crazy it is to even be in
the same category as these people. When

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I was thinking of doing comedy,
Dave Chappelle was a ready and accomplished comedian.

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When I was thinking of starting to
maybe tell somebody joke, Chris Rock

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was already one of the biggest comedians
in the world, and I guess he

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realized, oh, I'd better say
something about Wanda, and the same goes

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for Wanda Sykes. Nice save Trevor. So. I've never been somebody who's

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in a rush to win or be
thought of as the best at anything.

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I'm really, really, really not
even saying this just to be humble or

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anything. I'm really happy and grateful
to just be in that company. Trevor

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is nominated for I Wish You Would, which is a special non album,

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while Dave Chappelle is nominated for What's
in a Name, which is a special

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not album. Trevor says, I'm
glad it's happening in my fourth year hosting

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the awards, because I think in
my first year that would have been an

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emotional overload being nominated for a Grammy
so ohm amentas that, I don't know

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how you could focus on hosting a
show at the same time, and hosting

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the show is so much stress.
There's so much that's happening live that you

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don't want to be distracted by this
idea that you may or may not win

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an award. This may be the
perfect time for it to happen a lot

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more Trevor Noah over the next few
days. Like I mentioned at the top,

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there's a zillion articles all of a
sudden. Rolling Stone says that they

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can exclusively reveal that Sebastian Maniscalco will
break the record for most consecutive comedy shows

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at Madison Square Garden. He's added
a fifth night to his New York City

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stand. He sold out shows September
eighteenth through the twenty first. He has

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now added a fifth show September twenty
second. There was a press release.

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I'll get to split the press release
here. All these quotes are attached to

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Sebastian Manuscalco. The first quote attached
to Sebastian. I think he might have

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said, I am sincerely humbled and
filled with gratitude for the unwavering support of

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my fans granted me the extraordinary opportunity
to perform five consecutive historic knights at the

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world's most famous arena, New York
City, especially MSG has shown me so

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much love. Maybe he said that
I've worked on some presh releases in the

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past. I could see. Maybe
a publicist wrote that in as Sebastian,

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Hey, you're right with this quote
and him going yeah, this next part,

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yeah. Maybe he said my only
goal when I got into this business

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was to perform for a living,
and since it's taken me for ride,

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I've only dreamed of breaking my own
personal record. Here is not just a

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milestone, but a testament to Sebastian
use the word testament, but a testament

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to the amazing connection we share and
love for comedy. Thank you for the

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overwhelming support and making this journey unforgettable. All right, maybe he said that,

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But here I have in my show
notes I wrote ridiculous quote. Are

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you ready for a ridiculous quote?
This ridiculous quote is attributed to Sebastian Maniscalco,

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who supposedly said, quote, brace
yourselves for an elevated comedy tour,

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a unique experience unlike anything I've embarked
upon in the past. From roasting today's

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absurdities, non existent manners, wallet
wincing prices, and the social media circus.

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We'll all laugh at the wrongs in
this shameless world. Nice that as

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he was giving a quote, he
even used the press release rule of three.

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There come on, guys, the
other thing that all of a sudden

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has a ton of press. Curb
your enthusiasm. Also back on Sunday,

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Larry David announced a short tour.
He will join a Mystery Moderator in Washington

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on March twenty ninth and in Boston
on April first. Tickets for a Conversation

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with Larry David and Mystery Moderator now
on sale. Larry said, Hi everyone,

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it's Larry. I'm really looking forward
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you know, I've recently had plastic
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which everyone raved about, totally watched
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expressions. So if I seem more
sour than usual, that's the reason.

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But don't let it stop you from
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that sounds like Larry David actually said
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Larry will also headline a Palyfest on
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Jeff Garland, Suzy Smnd, Cheryl
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and Ted Danson. And how about
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limit of one coffee and scone per
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Bill Simmons as Larry David on the
newest edition of his podcast that I didn't

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get to listen to it yet.
I did pull the transcript, and for

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Today's Daily Comedy News, I just
pulled a part about the Jets because I'm

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a known Jets hater, and I'll
go through the transcript and pull some more

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stuff out tomorrow. I just didn't
have time to go through an hour of

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transcript that I haven't actually heard.
When I've heard things, I make mental

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notes like, oh, go to
the thirty six minute market, pull this

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part. But I haven't listened to
Simmons yet. Anyway, The topic is

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Larry David not watching Jets games live
because he golfs on Sunday, and he

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says, I record the games and
after the first of second week, everybody

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knows. Don't text me, I'm
gonna watch the game later on. So

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this goes on until I send a
text out and go I don't give a

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shoot anymore. Just tell me what's
happening. You can text me during the

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game. It doesn't matter. It's
over. So Bill Simmons was like,

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last year, what was that around
Week thirteen? Simmons says, it seemed

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like there was a moment last season
where the Jets were gonna suck you back

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in, that they were lingering and
maybe Aaron Rodgers would come back. Larry

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said, I never believe that for
a second. That was ridiculous. The

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Street with the loaded headline bud Light
partners with right wing comic fired for racist

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comments. The subheading the comedian lost
his job at Saturday Night Line before he

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even started you know it is now
and he also made homophobic comments and jokes.

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Now, Annheuser Busch has leaned further
into politics by partnering with right wing

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comedian Shane Gillis. Gillis and bud
Light shared the news on Insta. Shane

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posted a picture of himself at a
brewery saying excited to announce partnership with bud

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Light. Hashtag bud Light partner.
The Street reminds us in a bit of

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a loaded way, while he's not
a household name. Gillis became more famous

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for job he loss than any job
he's head. The comedian was hired in

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twenty nineteen to join USNL along with
Bone Yang and Chloe Feineman. Just hours

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later, a video went viral on
Twitter in which Gillis mocks Chinese people using

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several racial slurs during an episode of
his podcast, and the now deleted YouTube

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video, Gillis and his co host
shared a slew of racist to quote unquote

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jokes against Chinese Americans, mocking their
accents and culture. I've never met Shane.

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I found his special last year pretty
funny. While I've listened to his

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podcast in modern times, I did
not listen to it back then, so

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I'm not familiar with the bit.
And it's interesting that bud Light has now

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pivoted from Dylan mulvaney to Shane Gillis. I guess they won't appeal to everyone,

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so we've been having fun all week
with Remember, however, it was

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phrased renowned comic or world famous comic
Bobby Lee, and then renowned comic or

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whatever he was Joey Gatto. So
Fox Spokane wrote Tom Sagora, a widely

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known standup comedian. Tom Sagora,
a widely known Stan up comedian, will

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be headlining seven unforgettable dates Calgary,
Halifax, London, Ottawa, spoke Hanne,

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Vancouver, and Winnipeg. It's all
part of the Great Outdoors Comedy Festival.

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Fox Spokane tells US is first time
the festival will be making an appearance

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in the States. They're using Spokane
as a test market, joining Tom Sagora,

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widely known Sandwa comedian are Bobby Lee
no qualification there because I guess they

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assume everybody knows who Bobby Lee is
and hilariously relatable comedian Jessica Kerson. All

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right, I feel bad for Liz
m I shot her a note on the

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side. She had bought me five
coffees on buying me a coffee dot com

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slash Daily Comedy News, and was
looking forward to me saying nothing but good

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things about Adam Sandler movies. Originally
I said I was going to do this

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Saturday, but now I have all
this Trevor Noah and kurb stuff, and

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just editorially, it doesn't make sense
for me to hand in a generic this

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weekend and the next week in at
Super Bowl. So maybe on the seventeenth,

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I will do it. Liz,
I hope you understand. Also,

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cards up if I put Trevor Noah
in an episode title, it helps for

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SEO because people are looking for Trevor
and Noah's podcast and they find this one.

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If you're a new listener, Hi, push that plus button on your

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Apple app there and follow the show. So, Liz, I hope you

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understand. And Liz's kids be nice
to mom. Will Yeah, your mom

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is pretty cool. On Gossip Corner, Joe Coy visits Benny's Pizza in Beaumont.

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Twelve News Now tells us Joe Coy
was at the Parkdale Mall. He

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decided to visit several businesses inside the
mall. The founder of Benny's Pizza is

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Brandon. He was in for surprise
when a celebrity showed up to his store.

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That celebrity Joe Coy. Brandon says, I got a phone call from

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the store saying they needed to get
inside of our showcase that a customer wanted

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to buy something. When I arrived
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him and I said, hey,
Hey, that's Joe Coy. Apparently,

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Brandon owns a place called Vault four
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the Pizzeriha has a showcase, they
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Let's see what Vault four o nine
is here him on the park Dale mal

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website. Vault four O nine is
the best in caps fashioning for him in

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the four oh nine housing brands such
as Liberty and Kicks, Supreme, Bape,

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Yeezy Jordan, and much more.
So. It seems that mister Cooy

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was interested in sneakers or something.
While I'm on the website, one of

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the taps says, eat so Joe
Koy, he got pizza. I'll get

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back to the pizza, but let's
see what else he could have gotten.

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There's a place called Seafood Corner that
could be a segment on this podcast.

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Let's hit Seafood Corner and see what's
going on. They don't have a menu

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up, they don't even have a
logo. It's just plain text Seafood Corner.

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They're open from eleven to seven and
there were no deals at this time.

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Please check back later. Other places
Joekoy chose not to eat LVA Ho

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Tony Mexican grill, Auntiani's Pretzels always
good choice are Taco McDonald's. By the

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way, if you like McDonald's,
we're doing a podcast called The Weekly Mac

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that's about McDonald's in fast food.
It's strangely amazing. The Weekly Mac wa

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podcasts sense Japanese cuisine, Domino's at
a mall, Las Mocha heades. Another

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Mexican restaurant, the Mellow Mushroom with
pizza in their logo. Let's see what

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they got. Mellow Mushroom makes the
best pizza in Beaumont. Old ingredient combinations

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on a homemade crust make Mellow Pies
the most delicious around. Now in the

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Moon for a pizza, order a
calzone, hoky sandwich, burger or Mellow

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salad. See how care goes in
every item on the menu. They're open

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at eleven am every day. If
you're curious, No, I want to

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know why Joe Coid didn't get his
pizza there. Then there's Benny's Pizza,

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which we're gonna come back to.
La Cantina Mexican Grill. A third Mexican

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option here at the Haarkdale Mall.
Chinese Gourmet Nothing, Bunt Cakes, chat

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Cha Tea House, Taco Bell in
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doing it for you, Burger King, Buffalo Wild Wings. Benny says,

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they're bringing the best pizza to the
four oh nine, delivering specialty made pizzas,

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appetizers, and drinks you'll not find
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like there's little pizza rivalry. These
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Sundays they close at six. Anyway, when we last left, isn't my

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podcast ridiculous? When we last left, owner of Brandon was opening the showcase

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at Vault four oh nine apparently,
and before JOKOI left, Benny told him,

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you need to try a slice of
Southeast Texas at Benny's Pizza. I

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wanted to change from what the old
pizzai had, add my crazy flavors like

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brisket, garlic, parmesan, shrimp, just a bunch of different flavors that

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the city probably hadn't seen before.
Benny tells us he absolutely loved the pizza.

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He actually bought some for his whole
team. He left well over four

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boxes of pizza. We sell whole
pies, but he ended up buying eighteen

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slices for him and his team.
Why would you buy eighteen slices. Why

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wouldn't you buy two pies and two
slices? We're told Joe Koy went traditional

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cheese slice, or as we call
it in Queen's Slice. I hate whant

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to go to a pizzeria. I'm
just this isn't green to me as a

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New Yorker. I'll walk in and
I'll go slice. And they asked me

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what I want? I said slice. Slice means just a plan cheese pie

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cut in an eate and give me
one eighth of the pie. That's what

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a slice is. Just slice,
dude, Come on, Benny says,

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it's an experience I'll never forget.
So this is the part where the audio

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sounds the way it's supposed to.
That took the wind out of my sales.

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I was having so much fun with
that pizza thing. There's no way

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I can do that again. I'll
never do it as well. Who's its

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sketch Fest? That was awful.
I knew the levels were wonky because of

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the stupid zoom. Leave my levels
alone, will yeah, every time it

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resets them. Okay. Sketch Fest
Thursday, February first, seven o'clock the

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Bay Area pun Off sold out.
That sounds like a good time. What

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is that? Some say it's an
affliction. We're gonna go ahead and call

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it comedy. Sketch Fest invites you
to celebrate the contagious power of the pun,

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the lowest form of comedy, the
highest form of intellect. Seven fifteen.

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Eight sketch Fest also sold out.
Seven thirty The Bechdel Cast, Matt

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Bronger, Those Different shows Mortified with
Jonason cool Ton, The Fast and the

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Furious and musical parody I'm making you
go to that. There's nothing that would

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be better than that South Asian af
Boy. That's a great show. There's

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a lot of comedians on this,
so many tough choices. Eight o'clock Michael

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Shannon and Friends play Ram's murmur That's
Weird. Eight fifteen. The wonderfully titled

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Comedians with Disabilities Act nine point thirty. So say we all Vamp non Fiction

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showcase blend's populist accessibility with an intense
literary boot camp to produce polished multimedia performances

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of wild, absurd, poignant,
and hilarious true tales. All right,

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if we were out there, I'd
really like to see the puns? Can

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we do the puns? At seven
and we'll leave early and run across the

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town. I don't know where these
are. Sketch Fest is pretty stretched out

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across San Francisco. It's not like
the Montreal Comedy Festival, where most things

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are within five blocks. If you
hustle, you can get from one or

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the other. Seven o'clock is Puns. Seven thirty Fast and the Furious and

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musical parody. I'm gonna have to
blow off puns and make you go to

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Fast and the Furious. I love
the Fast and the Furious. That's like

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one of my favorite things in life. So I'll drag you to that,

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and then for a late show.
See, we're also gonna miss Comedians with

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Disabilities act. Do we do puns
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the South Asian Show though, Nope, We're doing Fast and the Furious.

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And then we'll do a taste of
Sketch Fast featuring a million Shetland Ponies,

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Cam Wiley, day Trip, Liam
Harvey and Sage Houston. And that is

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your comedy news for today. I've
got two stories, but they can wait

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for tomorrow because I have no idea
what kind of levels I'm getting out of

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my computer now. They look fine, but I'm so annoyed at that fifteen

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minute stretch there. I apologize.
I will do a better job. Adam

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Sailor is right, I make terrible
podcasts. See you tomorrow.