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Hy There, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.
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The President of the United States has threatened to sue
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quote unquote talentless Grammy Awards host Trevor Noah for quote
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unquote plenty dollar signs. Apparently the President of the United
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States did not like one of the jokes. The President
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took time out of his very very busy schedule running
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the country to post on Truth's social the Grammy Awards
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are the worst, virtually unwatchable. CBS is lucky not to
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have this garbage litter their airwaves any longer. Next year,
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the Grammys will air on ABC. The President reacted after
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this joke from Trevor Noah.
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That is a Grammy that every artist wants, almost as
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much as Trump wants Greenland, which makes sense. I mean,
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because Epstein's Island is gone. He needs a new one
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to hang out with Bill Clinton. So, oh, I told
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you it's my last year. What are you gonna do
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about it?
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Oh? The President had more to say. The host, Trevor Noah,
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whoever he may be, is almost as bad as Jimmy
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Kimmel at the Low Ratings Academy Awards. Noah said incorrectly
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about me that Donald Trump and Bill Clinton spent time
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on Epstein Island. Wrong. I can't speak for Bill, but
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I have never been to Epstein Island, nor anywhere close,
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and until tonight's false, intfamatory statement, have never been accused
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of being there, not even by the fake news media.
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I don't even know what to say to that one.
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Never been accused of being there, The President continued, Noah
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a total loser. Better get his fact straight and get
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them straight fast. It looks like I'll be sending my
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lawyers to sue this poor, pathetic, talentless dope of an
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MC and sue him for a plenty dollars sign Ask
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Little George Slapadopolis and others how that all worked out.
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Also ask CBS get ready, Noah, I'm gonna have some
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fun with you. Someone else who did not enjoy Trevor
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Noah is Nicki Minaj. You may recall this joke. We
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got John Letgend in.
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The house, Oh man, Every single person John Legend, Finnis
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Phineas Nicki.
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Minaj is not here.
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She is not here, Um.
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She is. She is still at the White House with
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Donald Trump discussing very important issues.
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Actually Nikki, I have the biggest ass.
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I haven't. Everybody's saying it, Nicki.
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I know they say it to you, but it's me.
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Wop wop wop.
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Look at it.
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Look at it, baby. Nicki minaj on X posted Trevor
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refuses to come out of the closet when everyone in
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the industry knows his boyfriend dot dot dot allegedly. In
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another post, she wrote, as they do their ritual tonight,
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God Almighty will reveal themselves to them. The ritual will
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backfire on them. God will not be mocked. Blessed is
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the mighty name of Jesus Christ. Every tongue that rises
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up against me in judgment shall be condemned and put
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to shame. Watch You may know Nicki Minaje from such
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songs as Super Freaky Girl. In the Hollywood reporter Daniel Feinberg,
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who's one of my favorites, wrote, Nobody's going to come
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away from the Grammy's telecap remembering any of Noah's monologue
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speech because there was no monologue speech. There were barely
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any jokes. It was really just Trevor Noah running around
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the floor gushing about the talent. In a very small
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portion of the audience. Really, Noah got to like three tables,
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enough time to shake a few famous people's hands and
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say are you kidding me? Seemingly a few dozen times.
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It was an enthusiastic chummy thoroughly vapid. But if the
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point was for absolutely nobody in the audience to feel
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even slightly offended or amused, he achieved that goal. Yeah,
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you gotta be careful because one time Joe Coy hosted
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the Golden Globes and told this horrible, mean joke about
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Taylor Swift. Here, let's listen the big difference between the
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Golden Globes and the NFL.
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On the Golden Globes, we have fewer camera shots of
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Taylor Swift.
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Yeah, I mean, so, Trevor's smart to play it safe.
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You don't want to make a Taylor Swift level joke
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and have the Ice Queen make a face and basically
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wreck your career. You don't want that to happen, Daniel
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Finberg writes. And the truth, of course, is that for
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many viewers, Trevor delivered exactly what they craved, a hollow,
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cheery escape from everything happening on the news, an insulated
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celebration of super officiality that was then punctured by the
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awards and the recipients. Finberg writes, sure, I want things
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to be political if you don't bully for you, But
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in lieu of political, I would have settled for funny
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or purposeful or not bothering waste ten minutes just starting
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the show. This was none of these. It was just enthusiastic.
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Daniel then goes on to speak about how the artists
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were not as blanned as trivor specifically Bad Bunny. I'll
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call out because Bad Bunny is the Super Bowl halftime
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show this upcoming weekend, and I suspect he will be
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in the news. Bad Bunny, during his speech, said ice out.
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We're not savages, We're not aliens. We are humans, and
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we are Americans. Got some more politics for you later,
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or we'll do that in the second half. I do
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try to keep it light. Ricky Gervais waited in during
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the awards, as he has done in the past. Ricky
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shared an excerpt from his infamous twenty twenty Golden Globes
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monologue in which he told the actors of the room
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not to turn their acceptance speeches into political calls to action.
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This time, Jervas used a crying emoji and wrote, they're
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still not listening. You may recall in twenty twenty. He said,
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if you do win an award tonight, don't use it
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as a political platform to make a political speech. You're
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in no position to lecture the public about anything. You
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know nothing about the real world. Nate Berghatzy went on
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Bill Mahers show. Bill Maher said, you and I we
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could not be more different. You met your wife at
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an Applebee's. Nate Pergatzy was curious and asked Bill Moore,
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when was the last time you were at an Applebee's.
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Morris said never. I don't think it existed when I
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was poor and now I'm effing rich. Pete Davidson debuted
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is not at all a podcast? The Pete Davidson Show
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on Netflix. Did you watch it? I don't think too
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many people did. I was checking all weekend to see
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if it made the top ten. It did not. Bert
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Kreischer's Thing is in the top ten, but Pete did not.
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I lasted about two seconds with it. It was not for me.
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Pete Davidson sat down with MGK. They discussed the importance
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of bidazz. Yes, I don't know what you were watching
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all weekend. Maybe the Grammys, but you could have been
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watching Pete Davidson and MGK discussing bidezs. Pete Davidson refuses
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to use the bidet he has on the Japanese toilet
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in his home because quote, I'm afraid I'll love it,
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and I don't be able to, you know, go anywhere
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else because I can't shoot water up my place. Let
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you shoot water up. They got a little more serious.
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Pete said, I think we both thought we were going
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to die pretty young. I'm equally impressed by both of
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us and been able to keep it going, which it's
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now past that point where it's like, yeah, we've had
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troubles while sober, and you're like, yeah, it's fine. MGK
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said their bipolar has synced up. Every time I'm having
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a manic episode, you're good. Every time you're having one,
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I'm good. It goes back and forth. Pete said, thank god,
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because we'd be dead for sure. Then they shared some
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stories about various drugs and I'm just not interested in
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any of that. Cant Williams will have a special on Netflix.
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It's his fourth. It will premiere February tenth, one week
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from today. It is called The Last Report. In it,
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Kat Williams delivers his take on conspiracies, celebrities, and the
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world at large. I went to pull the trailer for you,
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but he's Kat Williams and I like to keep this
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podcast clean, so it didn't work. But I'll tell you
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he joked about buying a farm and he bought all
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the animals that were delicious, like cows, pigs, and chickens,
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and that he hasn't killed a single animal yet. I'll
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save the joke part for a week from today when
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Kat Williams new specials out on Netflix. Don't forget to
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vote for Comedy Survivor. Ron White voted out week four.
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A pretty shocking result there. We'll see who goes out
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this week. So what do you do? You go to
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the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group. You'll find
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a cartoon image of me and Ron White in that thread.
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Vote someone off the island. Just make a crystal clear vote.
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I'm voting off. So and so. It's been a lot
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of fun and the group is having fun. Alliances are
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starting to form. I think that's good. If you're at
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the comedy store in La tonight, really good. Lineup. They
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had a Jim Norton to a lineup that was already
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David Spade, Andrews Santino, Whitney Cummings plus more. That's pretty good.
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Gossip Connor spoons in the street, Gossip Conna, Bobby, Bobby,
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Gossip Conna were with Johnny magg It's as.
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A tree and welcome to Gossip Corner. Now, this first
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one is completely unconfirmed, but I've seen a lot of
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chatter about this as the story goes, assuming when this
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even happened. Sadie Sandler, the daughter of Adam Sandler, was
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in a Chanelle store in Beverly Hills. As the story goes,
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one of the workers supposedly, perhaps maybe judged Sadie Sandler
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for her casual outfit while Sadie Sandler was perhaps possibly
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maybe looking at a classic flat bag, which goes for
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twenty eight six hundred dollars. There is a widely shared
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TikTok video in which Sadie Sandler supposedly enters the Chanelle boutique.
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She stressed in an oversized hoodie, basketball shorts and trainers boy.
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She is her father's daughter. As the story goes, a
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sales associate dismissed her interest and suggested the item was
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intended only for serious buyers. If the story is true,
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in this version, Adam Sandler himself shows up question the
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staff about judging customers by appearance, and then buys something himself.
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It's unclear what Adam Sandler has bought. If this story
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is true, The story is being reposted across multiple social plotfs.
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There are no photographs, surveillance footage, or eyewitness accounts from
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inside the store so far. The TikTok video also does
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not specify an exact date or time of the encounter.
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Did it even happen? Who knows? Fun story sure. Also
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on gossip Corner, Radar Online says Amy Schumer is being
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bothered by online trolls versus Close to Amy Schumer said
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she used to gag about her looks and she shares
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them all the time in her stand up, but being
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picked apart at a moment where she's simply trying to
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be honest about her body and health feels particularly brutal.
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If even this gets mocked, it shows you can't win
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no matter what she does. Bill Board put out the
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top touring comedians for December. John mulaney leads the pack
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six point one million dollars fifty one thousand tickets sold
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over fifteen shows. Must be nice your top five. Number five.
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Dave Chappelle grows two and a half million, sold eighteen thousand,
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three hundred tickets. Fourth, Jimmy Carr grows two point six
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million and sold forty one thousand tickets In third place,
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Matt Rife grows four to four and so old fifty
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nine thousand, six hundred tickets. Nate Brigetzi, who's off in
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number one he was number two, grows to four point
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nine million, sold one hundred and seventeen thousand, and again
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John mulaney fifteen shows, six point one million dollars fifty
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one one hundred tickets. Page six says that Tim Dillon
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hopes to film his next special on skid Row. A
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source says that's what he wants to do. I think
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he just thinks it's a funny thing to do. On
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his podcast, he joked, LA should think of skid Row
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as an asset. Let's be proud of it. Let's say
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we are the top homeless destination in the world. I
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take friends now when they visit to skid Row, and
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I'm proud of it. I'm like, there's ten thousand people
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here right now. Jokes aside. I listened to the newest
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episode of Tim Dillon's podcast. He was pretty serious for
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the entire episode. I think I can tell when he's
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joking and not joking, and I think he was serious
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this week. I did pull a clip. Here's Tim Dillon.
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They're censoring your post on TikTok. Anyone who's not criticizing this,
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anyone who's not calling this out, I cannot trust that.
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I don't know why they're not calling it out. I
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don't know if there's a fine ancial benefit to them
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not calling it out, or if they feel that one
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side's already one and they want to be on that side.
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I don't know if they are fearful of something or other.
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But if you're not calling this out, if you don't
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think this is wrong, if you make a living speaking,
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if you're a comedian, podcaster, journalist, whatever you are, doesn't
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really matter. If you are a YouTuber, if you're a
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social media personality, if you make a living using your
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fat mouth, and you don't think this is a problem,
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You don't think getting a group of billionaires that are
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ideologically aligned to go buy an app and then start
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censoring the content on the app. It was a problem
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when it was being done during COVID, and it's a
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problem when it's being done now. And if you don't
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care about that, and if you think that's not going
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to affect you for whatever reason, I can't trust you,