Was Katt Williams right? Was John Cena a humiliation ritual? PLUS Amy Schumer had her uterus bronzed and Jerry Seinfeld loves Mad Men

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Caalaroga Shark Media. Hello. I'm
Kate Middleton with today's daily comedy news Weird

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One Today the stories that are all
over the place, Let's start with this

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one. Amy Schumer kept her uterus. Did I wake you up yet?

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Yeah? Ammy Schumer kept her uterus
as a souvenir after having it surgically removed.

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She was on the SmartLess podcast and
sold the Gang. Jason asked me

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one time, like very rudely,
because I actually had my uterus removed,

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and he was like, did you
save it? And I was like,

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actually did save it? I had
it bronze, you know, because of

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how difficult my pregnancy was. I
didn't even think of this, but I

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get the chance to show this to
you. Thank you Amy for sharing.

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The iHeart Podcast awards came out.
I won't give you the whole list,

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but for best Comedy the winners this
is important and I was like, which

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one is that? Again? That's
the one with Adam Devine and andrews Holme,

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Blake Anderson and Kyle Kniuachek. You
know those guys from brain Ford work.

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Ah, that's where you know them
from. So that is the best

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comedy podcast. Also have note the
best sports podcast, Club Shay Sheha.

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You know that's the one. Kat
Williams went on, We'll be talking about

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that in a second, because all
the stories kind of come together today.

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Let's start with John Cena and has
pointed out by ITR Wrestling dot Com,

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you're home for comedy news. Some
people think, perhaps, possibly maybe John

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Cena appearing naked on the oscars was
some sort of hazing ritual. You may

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recall Kat Williams in recent interviews kind
of hinted that people wearing dresses is a

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hazing ritual in Hollywood, and some
people think John Cena being naked is part

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of the all right, you want
to be in the Hollywood club, We're

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gonna humiliate you. I think it
was the fiftieth anniversary of the original Streaker,

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and John Cena's got a really cut
body and he likes doing outrageous humor,

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and he went, sure, I'll
do it. I didn't like the

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bit at all, but I don't
think this is a conspiracy here, and

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I like conspiracies. Shannon Sharp,
host of Club Shay Sheha, was speaking

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with Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson, the
former NFL player, and he revealed he

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made more money on the Cat Williams
interview than he made in any year he

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played in the NFL. Think about
that, Shannon said. Everybody was talking

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about how much money I made doing
the Cat Williams interview. I just got

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the check. So if you think
I made five hundred thousand three exit,

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if you think I made a million
three exit, if you think I made

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two million, three exit, I
made more money on Cat Williams alone than

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I made in any year that I
played in the NFL. So I was

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curious, and I'm on sport track
dot com. In two thousand, Shannon

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made five million dollars according to this
website. Hey Kat, you want to

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come on my podcast? You coward? I bet you're afraid to come on

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here. You don't dare come on
my podcast, Kat Williams. You wis

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Also, Joe Rogan has yet to
accept my challenge to fight in the octagon.

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Joe or you a woosey as well? I will fight Joe Rogan and

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Kat Williams two on one. Are
you guys cowards? Bring it? I

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had missed this. On Monday night, Justin Timberlake opened up Jimmy Kimmel's show,

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saying he was guest host Kim Will
then emerged and started listing off his

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favorite moments from the Academy Awards.
Kim Will started talking about the John Cena

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bit and said, getting this on
the air, of all the times I've

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hosted the Oscars, of the Emmys
or anything, no comedy bit has ever

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received more scrutiny than this. There
were meetings and site meetings, emails and

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texts and phone calls and people sweating. Somebody was crying. Then once they

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realized we weren't going to take no
for an answer, there was an intense

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discussion about the envelope. Then Kimmell
showed the envelope that the suits wanted Seena

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to use, which was the size
of a shoebox. Ultimately they went with

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a smaller envelope. Kimill said,
I'd say congratulations John, scene of the

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commotion you caused. Very rarely does
an idea literally push the envelope, and

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this one did. He also discussed
the Donald Trump moment towards the end of

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the show, played that the other
day for you. Kim Will said,

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it kind of tells you all you
need to know about Donald Trump. He

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wrote this because he was upset.
I didn't mention him on the show.

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No one mentioned him on the show. He wasn't getting any attention. He

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couldn't stand it, and so then
the adderall mcflurry kicked in and he went

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right on. I wasn't planning to
mention him at all. We were backstage,

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the show was almost over, and
one of the other I just was

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like, hey, look at this, and a quote Alpacino. Just when

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I thought I was out, they
pulled me back in. I had to

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read it. Jerry Seinfeld spoke with
Empire magazine about the upcoming movie Pop Tarts.

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Jerry said, do you remember the
scene and the right stuff where Jeff

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Goldbloom and Harry Shearer are running down
the hall and they burst into the dark

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and boardroom and they go it's called
Sputnick. That's what this movie is.

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We steal from everyone we could think
of because we love movies. The other

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big influence mad Men, Jerry said, I'm obsessed with that show. That

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mixed with the dumbness of the serial
world, you know, stuffy executives discussing

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tarts and flakes and frosting, just
struck me as a fun world to be

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in. I always wanted to be
an adult. When I was a kid,

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I wanted to look like adults looked
in the sixties. But by the

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time I got to be an adult
and they didn't look like that anymore.

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So this was a chance to go
back and do that look. Bow and

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Yang was on with Seth Myers.
They discussed the Great Sketch where Bowen made

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out with Sidney Sweeney. Yang told
Seth, I got to tell you guys

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something, you know, like when
you have a head injury and you can't

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see colors quite right. I feel
like I got hit in the head by

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these two women, and I'm still
straight. The other woman is Gina Gersha,

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who appears in the sketch. Bowen
said, I think I understand why

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Austin Butler talked like Elvis for a
while after the movie, so I think

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for a couple more weeks, I'm
still straight. Ladies, get in there.

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Cheech and Chong surprise appearance at Sea
Boys, Heart and Soul. This

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happened during South By Variety tells us
Sea Boys Art and Soul is an off

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the Beaten Path Austin nightclub, and
they hosted a brief reunion by Cheech and

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Chong. An audience member yelled out, holy s. Chong picked up an

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acoustic guitar. Cheech cringed as it
became clear the instrument was out of tune.

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Chong, who's now eighty five,
wore a varsity sports jacket bedicked with

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marijuana leaf motifs and a Team four
twenty on the back. He swapped out

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the bad guitar for an electric that
was ready. Cheach joke, Oh he's

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going electric. Chong hit some more
notes. Cheech introduced what he described as

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a song of my people. The
lyrics as recapped by Variety. I won't

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attempt to sing them. I barely
want to even do them with some sort

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of pattern. But Mexican Americans.
Every time I pause, here is where

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there's a new line. So the
lyrics are. Mexican Americans don't like to

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just get in the gang fights.
They like flowers and music and white girls

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named Debbie. Two. Mexican Americans
love education, and so they go to

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night school and take Spanish and get
a b Mexican Americans don't like to get

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up early, but they have to, so they do it real slow.

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Chong then picked up the song,
says Variety, using a derogatory term for

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Mexicans that underscored the hollowness of racial
and ethnic bigotry. Last night, they

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were going to have the world premiere
of Cheech and Chong's Last Movie, which

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traces the pair's career in partnership that
began in the nineteen seventies. Mosha Kasher

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has a new book. This the
follow up to Casher in the Rye Love

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It. This one called Subculture Vulture, a memoir in six scenes. He

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spoke to W P R And said
he once thought his stand up career was

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the peak of a narcissist art form. Then he joked, then I found

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memoir that's even more delvin to what
I've been thinking about. Over the course

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of three hundred pages, the new
book is focused on six subcultures that he

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says forged him. The six are
alcoholics, anonymous, Hasidic, Judaism,

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deafness and sign language is the child
of deaf parents, stand up comedy,

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raves and burning Man was almost like
a drug chase of trying to find outsiders

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that were like me that would make
me feel a little bit less different on

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the world. So I think that's
some of the connective tissues. Something happened

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when I joined these worlds. They
made me fall in love so hard I

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wanted to own them. I didn't
want to be a member of the rebellion.

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I wanted to be a Jedi Knight. From baller alert dot com,

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which normally would be a home for
comedy news, but I've used that jokerlready.

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Mike Apps has made a shocking revelation
about his long awaited Richard Pryor biopic

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Buckle your Pants for this one.
He was on the All the Smoke podcast.

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According to Abs, it was Richard
Pryor's widow, Jennifer Lee Pryor,

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who put a stop to the biopick
back in twenty fourteen. When all right,

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I'll quote him here, I was
gonna play Richard Pryor man and then

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his wife. I didn't screw his
wife, his ex wife. She got

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mad, I've said when he refused
her advances. Jennifer allegedly told the actor,

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you are not gonna play Richard.
You didn't spank this cleaning it up,

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booty. I'm not sure that's a
true anecdote. Lawyers will have to

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ask Mike Apps. The Detroit News
got up with Bill Burr, who's playing

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a big arenas Burr said, they're
pretty nerve wracking because you've got to sell

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a bunch of tickets. But the
shows are always great, and I'm always

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amazed how they figured out the sound
at these bigger venues where you can take

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the audience on the same sort of
ride you can at a comedy club,

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where you can bring them down and
you can get them going up. I've

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been doing these arenas for a couple
of years and I'm used to it,

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but I'm not gonna lie to you. You definitely have imposter syndrome when you

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first get in there, like why
these people come to see me? So

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the fact that people are showing up, you know, is amazing and I

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don't take the responsibility of that lightly. You can't be doing shows and just

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be on cruise control. You got
to make sure everybody gets their money's worth.

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So that's my big thing every night, which is funny because people say,

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make sure you're taking it in.
This is stand up comedy. You

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can't take it in. And if
I start sitting back looking at the joke,

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my timing is off and I immediately
start bombing. I can reflect on

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it afterwards. Does that count.
Kyle Mooney has got a new movie Why

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two K. This premiered at South
By. Y two K follows two high

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schoolers who crash in New Year's Eve
party on the last night of nineteen ninety

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nine when they realize the projected computer
apocalypse is actually happening. Mooney had the

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idea for Y two K a few
years back. He said on New Year's

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Day twenty nineteen, after night of
celebrating with Evan and her friends, I

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texted Evan there should be a movie
about two kids going to a party in

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Hysuk and it goes bad. Evan
Winter said, I woke up very hung

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over to this text. Mooney said, congratulations. One of the scenes takes

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place in a porta potty. We
are told the stuff that you might think

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of stuff is not stuff. It's
hot chocolate mixed with glycerd and it smelled

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five bucks, I'll go to the
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app and I'll be like uring large
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