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Callaroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your
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daily comedy Deus holiday weekend. Here been sitting on this
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article from Vulture, Weird Al on the best and most
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obsessive music of his career. I haven't actually looked at
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this song that legitimized Al's career. Al says, eat It.
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Al says, my first album did well enough to merit
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the record company rolling the dice on album number two.
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At a couple of minor hits like Ricky I Own
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That on forty five and I Love Rocky Road. They
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appeal to I suppose hardcore comedy nerds, but when you
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add Michael Jackson to the equation, all of a sudden
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becomes a much bigger fan base. Eat It was an
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international hit and completely change my life overnight. Now, as
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we dive in on Weird Al, here and I have
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other things today, this isn't a Weird Al episode. I've
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appreciated the evolution of Al's musicality over the years, so
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I'll just point out right now, when he sings eat It,
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he does it's very stylized eat It kind of delivery
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on the chorus, Whereas if you listen to the more
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modern stuff he's using. I assume his natural voice, and
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Al's a pretty good singer. Song parody, Al was most
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nervous to pitch. The saga begins his parody of American
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Pie about Star Wars. Al, it's old vulture. Everybody was
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telling me there's no way Don McLean's gonna prove that
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he gets approached all the time. He turns everybody down.
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I'll figure it. It never hurts to ask weird at song,
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even for you weird, Al, Al says Jackson Park Express,
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which is one of my favorites. That's at one of
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Al's favorites, not one of my favorites. Was the last
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song on the Mandatory Fun album. It's about a bus ride,
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which I thought was a fitting bookend because one of
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my very first songs was another one rides the bus.
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Here's the last song on what was probably my last album,
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and it's like the dark side of James Blunts You're Beautiful.
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It's this whole conversation a guy has in his head
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after sing a woman on the bus gets into some
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really weird and dark areas. Yeah, I'm sad Al doesn't
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make albums anymore. He puts out the occasional single, but
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he just kind of stopped and that last album was fantastic.
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Most surprising response to a parody, Al says, White and Nerdy,
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which arguably is Al's masterpiece. I have a weird Al
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playlist I just made in my phone. Let me pull
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that up and I kept this tight on purpose. My playlist,
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weird Al twenty five has Jurassic Park, which is just amazing.
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And I've been watching the Jurassic Park movie, so it's
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been in my head. But that is a great parody
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of a song called MacArthur Park that I think has
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gotten largely forgotten. Smells like Nirvana, awesome, great video I
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lost on Jeopardy on point fat, Amish Paradise, White and
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Nerdy and Dog Eat Dog. Those are highly puts up.
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And now you know, I was also listening to Van Halen.
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Got a little clip of run around there from what
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is that? From Unlawful Carnal Knowledge album. I hate the
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title of that album. Anyway, back to weird Al, can
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you tell it's on holiday weekend? Weird Al said my
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favorite was Camillionaire, who aided my parody of a song
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Ride and Dirty. He came up to me on the
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Red carpet the Grammys shortly after winning Best Rap Song.
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He said I was partly responsible for him winning the
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Grammy because my parody made it undeniable that his was
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the Rap Song of the Year. Song with the highest stakes,
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Al says, smells like Nirvana. It was my first comeback,
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as it were, because my movie UAHF came out in
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nineteen eighty nine and bombed. I almost did another Michael
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Jackson parody because I was reaching that point of desperation,
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and then Nirvana came along. I was back on MTV
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and touring again. That was the point when I realized
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a good, long career has peaks and valleys, and you
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can't get too depressed when you're in a valley or
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too full of yourself when you're at the peak. Music
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video that elevated the medium. Weird Else says Amish Paradise.
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I'm very proud of the backwards sequence at the end.
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I'm certainly not the first person to think of recording
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something backward for music video, but it was something that
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took a lot of work and effort to get the
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logistics figured out. Weird Al's pitched to the Rock and
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Roll Hall of Fame to do the right thing and
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induct him. I agree, he says. I think if they're
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ever going to pick a comedic entry, I'd like to
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think i'd be considered for that. If they pick another
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accordion playing parody writer ahead of me, I'd be upset.
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Colin Quinn is up in Saratoga, New York. Today. He'll
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be doing a benefit for or the Tunnel to Towers Foundation,
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a nonprofit that helps nine to eleven families, first responders,
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and military veterans with housing. Speaking of nine to eleven,
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I was, so, I'm a New Yorker, and I was
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in New York City in Manhattan on nine to eleven,
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looking out the window from WR Radio at the towers
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burning with my own eyes. And I was on Fortieth Street.
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So if you're a hip to New York City, I
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don't want to make it sound like Fortieth Street was
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across the street from the Twin Towers. And I tried
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to explain to my kids, you know, you'll see stuff
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on the news where like they'll describe things as like
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near Times Square, and it might be half a mile
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from Times Square, which technically is near Times Square, but
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distances in New York City or Great like if you're
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like seven blocks from Times Square, not very far if
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you're a bird, But in terms of like New York
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City ness, that's a long way away anyway. So I
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was in New York. I was looking at the towers
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tell the story for another day. I was a little
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not taken aback. But I was just like, oh, okay,
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watching kill. It's only the other night when they just
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dropped some nine to eleven jokes, like it was nothing
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at Madison Square Garden. But again, there are people who
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are now. I mean, you know, if you were born
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in twenty and one, you're twenty four years old, so
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you might be thirty and really not have any memory
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of nine to eleven or a little less than thirty,
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I guess. But you know what I'm saying. Just time
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moves on, Like I don't cringe when you hear a
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Pearl Harbor joke or a Kennedy joke. So I get it.
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But it was just like, oh, all right, it's twenty
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twenty five now. Anyway. Colin Quinn is doing a benefit
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for the families, he told Saratoga Living. I've done tennels
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of towers, things a lot. It's a great cause. Everybody
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from the city knew a few people that died on
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nine to eleven. That is true. It's amazing everybody knew somebody,
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and also everybody seemed to know someone with a story like, Oh,
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I was on my way to work, but you know,
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I stopped at CVS or I normally would have been
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on that train, but my kid had a back to
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school thing at eight thirty in the morning. You heard
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a lot of stories like that. Colin. Do you get
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in a politic and a set like this? Colin Quinn said,
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I do. Everything is politics now. There's no area that
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politics doesn't enter the national conversation because the national conversation
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is everybody running their mouth online at all times. So
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whatever you say there is people having an opinion on
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a lot of my stuff is how we think now
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because of social media and how insane we all really are.
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A lot of it is about the space program and
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AI and stuff like that. Where we're going as people.
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Most people come to see me know I'm not doing
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a lot of sex jokes or stuff like that. They
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don't expect to be in a party atmosphere. I'm not
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the kind of guy that's fun for people that are drunk.
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I've never been, and I'm less and less that guy,
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the older I get. If you want to sit in
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a very uncomfortable chair with a hardback, laughing intermittently based
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on your hearing, then I'm one to see. Do you
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like Saturday Night Live? We'll get this one on your radar.
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For the middle of September, u T Austin's Harry Ransom
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Center is hosting live from New York, The Lorne Michaels Connection,
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a deep dive into fifty years of comedy, satire, and
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pop culture shaped by Lorne Michaels based on Gary Krueger's
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comments the other day, more like forty five years. We'll
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see if there's a Gary Krueger exhibit. This collection is
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from Lauren Michael's Stuff and it features annotated scripts, production notes,
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rare photos, famous props like the cow bell, the Five
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Timers Club jacket, Sinead O'Connor's Ripped Pope photo, and costumes
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from Matt Foley and The Church Lady. It's free. It
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runs through March twentieth of next year. It kicks off
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with a student faculty preview on September nineteenth. Coffee and
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snacks included for those guys not for you. You can't
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get in till September twentieth. Well, unless you're a student
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you're listening to me, in which case Hi. Conan O'Brien
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was on the back to the Best podcast. I'm not
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familiar with that one. He was asked about the first
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major celebrity party he attended. Conan said it was the
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SNL fifteenth anniversary, which happened when Conan was in his twenties.
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We are all getting old, he said, that was my
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first time seeing an insane number of celebrities in one
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small space. Prince was there and he'd just done the
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Batman soundtrack. I remember being in a crowded hallway and
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he was standing right next to me, the most perfect
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looking person he'd ever seen in your life. Conan also
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remembered John bon Jovi came to an SNL party when
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he was the biggest thing in the world. It was
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like nineteen eighty eight and he came and I remember
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he's wearing like a Buckskin cool outfit, just so cool.
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Brad Williams is going to be working on a special
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He wants people to come out and help him try
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out his new material. As for inspiration for bits, he said,
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I never know what's going to strike me. My years
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are always open, he said. Each show is different. If
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you saw me a year ago, it's a different show.
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But he won't talk politics. I don't like half the
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audience to hate me based on who I voted for.
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So I want to make sure everyone, no matter who
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you voted for it can come out and have a
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good time and kind of escape that after trying out material.
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He said, that's the beautiful part of stand up crowds.
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You don't know if it works until you try it out.
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Mighty bomb, it definitely happens. I have friends who are like,
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what if you bomb, You're going to bomb. I've been
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doing it long enough. I look at as a math
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problem two plus two to equal fortnite. I don't get mad.
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I just kind of go back to the lab and
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figure it out. Sabashion Maniscalco is gonna get off of
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the road, and what's he gonna do? He said, I'm
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gonna get back into golf. He told bill Board. I
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went golfing. I did it in Las Vegas and I
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was performing there. I want to do some golfing, and
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then I'm taking my mother to Italy for her eightieth birthday.
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She always wanted to go to the Amalfi Coast, so
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we're taking you there. Then. I definitely want I start
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cooking again because it's very relaxing for me. I've got
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so many recipes that I've saved on Instagram that I
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want to try out. Everybody likes. When I make steak,
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people go, well, how hard is it to make steak?
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You just cook it? But I put it in the
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oven for write this down everybody, forty five minutes. At
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two seventy five, I let it rest for fifteen minutes.
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I do a see er two minutes on each side,
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just a good helping of pepper and salt on it.
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No sauce, no nothing. I just started making mashed potatoes,
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which turned out fantastic when I had a little garlic,
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which wasn't on the recipe. Nothing where it'd be like,
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oh I do this thing where it takes the eight
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hours to prepare. I'll do a pasta dish with oil
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and some garlic and a little parsley on top, cheese,
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maybe a little Bronzino salt, pepper stick in the oven,
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squeeze little lemon or oil on it. Simple. That's your
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comedy news for Today, normal episode tomorrow. You know, the
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foot's not all the way on the gas on a
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holiday weekend, you know what I'm saying, And especially it's
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a slow news week type of year. But this was fun.
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See tomorrow