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Caalaroga Shark Media.
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Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.
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We'll start a little political today. A couple things that
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caught my eye and made me chuckle. South park was back,
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and you see, the people of South Parker were having
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trouble finding funding for their annual turkey trot race, and
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they decided to turn to the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
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for help. One resident noted the Saudis were giving money
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to just about everybody lately. Cartman and Token got into
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a little bit. Token told Cartman he doesn't feel right.
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He doesn't want them to pay America for sports rather
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than hacking up reporters or paying Pete Davidson to do comedy. Meanwhile,
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the Vice President visited the troops and he got ripped
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for a comedy routine he did. Now I'll play some
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of the material from Vice President Vance, and then I
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have some thoughts about this.
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Who really likes be honest with yourself? Who really like turkey?
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Nobody does it because turkey doesn't actually taste that good.
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But on Thanksgiving, on the most American holiday, I got
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a fan over here, on the most American holiday, we
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are gonna cook a turkey, by God, because that's what
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Americans do. We cook this gigantic American bird, and we
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do all kinds of crazy things to make it taste good.
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And look, here's the thing. If you've got to deep
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dry something to make it taste good, it probably isn't
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that good.
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So that was the vice president at Fort Campbell, Kentucky,
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last Wednesday. Now the material, he doesn't know how to
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do it. But as I looked at the material, I
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kept imagining Jim Gaffigan doing this exact same material and
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getting laughs. It's all in the timing and the pacing.
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And I'm not a stand up comedian. I've never performed
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stand up comedy. I'm a dude in a basement recording
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a podcast. But if you can do this and in
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your head Gaffigan voice, and slow it down and go
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think about turkey, be honest with yourselves. Who really likes turkey? Right?
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You take a pause there, nobody does because turkey doesn't
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actually taste good. And then Gaffigan, we would get a
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laugh for that. And then this is a very gaff again.
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Ask tag, if you've got to deep fry something to
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make it taste good, it probably isn't that good? Do
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that in your Jim Head voice? All right, Amy Schumer.
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I'm struggling with this story because, as I mentioned last
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time this came up, I'm here to have fun. I'm
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here to be rascally. I'm here to make fun of
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things that deserve to be made fun of. Say you
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have a bourbon business and you've lost your mind and
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you're going all in on that, or you think you're
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gonna open a successful theme park in Nashville. That's why
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I'm here. So I don't come to make fun of
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whatever is going on with Amy Schumer, but it is
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increasingly in the news. The Daily Mail shared some Instagram
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photos of Amy Schumer, and they said Schumer looked leggy
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in a Cleveland boasting beige Valentino mini dress featuring a
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strip of ruffles and bows with black slingback pumps. But
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they noticed Amy Schumer was not wearing her wedding band
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in the post, and that her husband Chris isn't always
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seen with is on as well. So that has a
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fuel the speculation onto what's going on in their marriage.
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Now I'm going to tell you I was not wearing
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a wedding ring for quite a while At one point.
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You know why, because I played beach volleyball and it
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was really hurting my hand when the ball would hit
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my ring on my finger, and my hands were swelling.
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So I took my ring off for a little bit.
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My wife knows we're married. I don't leave the house.
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Maybe once a week I go see the trivia guys.
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That's it. I'm not doing anything. I'm in the basement
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of recording a podcast, so I want to just like
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not have everybody freak out because you take a ring off.
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Sometimes your finger is a little fat or maybe and
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I'm not being a jerky here Amy lost weight. Maybe
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the ring is too big on her finger. Now I'm
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not being jerky there, I'm being dead serious. The Daily
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Mail quotes a close friend is telling them on November thirteenth,
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Amy is one hundred percent getting divorced. She got skinny,
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She's over it. Chris is mostly out of the house
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at this point. They've listed two homes down Brooklyn and
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New Orleans. She deleted Chris from Instagram, then deleted everything else.
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She's gonna file soon, but it's over done, the Daily
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Mail ell says, shortly before wiping her Instagram account. Amy
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had instant story that Chris and I are still married,
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while also praising Hulu's new show about divorce attorneys, called
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All's fair. Louis c K. I know we think he's canceled.
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He's not canceled. He got a nice profile on The
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New Yorker because you know, he wrote a book, and
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you know some stuff happened a couple years ago, and
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I'm sure he played the Rio Comedy Festal don't worry
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about any of that, because Louis c K plays nice
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with the media, and we'll give you an interview. The
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New Yorker writes, these days, c K occupies a strange
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place in the culture. He's in a cancelation limbo, joined
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by the likes of Chris Brown and Andrew cuomo. Ck
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isn't too canceled to perform several sold out shows at
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the Beacon, but he's canceled enough that if you managed
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to snag a ticket, you might not want to brag
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about it to your co workers. He's canceled enough that
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if the show's one of his strongest stand up routines
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in year, you might write about it, but not without
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mentioning that he's disgraced. They quote some of c K's material,
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including I've lived too long to give an f about
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a sunny day, and shares the experience of putting his
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father in a nursing home, quoting ck, you know what
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this place does. You know what they do? You give
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them money and they take your father. See Kay enjoys
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dating women his age that it's interesting to talk to
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them about their lives. The line, apparently is nobody gets
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to fifty eighth single without a horrible leffing life, and
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you get to hear about it every day. It's the best.
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Kevin Hart's got the second best special of the year.
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That's on Netflix. You should watch it. It's very funny.
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Kevin is lightly talking about collaborating with Kat Williams and
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Mike Epps. They were in early talks about a possible
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ensemble comedy project with echoes of Harlem Nights. Kevin told
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the seven PM in Brooklyn podcast, we all got older,
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and I think our conversation has gotten better. You know me,
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Mike Cat there's always a little ruffle in the water
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for quite some time, but picking up the phone does
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a lot. As for the roots of their frustrations, it
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was about the idea of what we felt. It possibly
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felt that we should be doing together and that we
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weren't because we weren't. Assumptions were made and feelings developed,
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and animosity comes in. So amending whatever the problems were
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in our days of old allows this generation to see
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like we're not afraid to do that, and it alleviates
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the future world of conflict for them. I feel like
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we're much better today than we were yesterday. When I
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checked around noon on Monday, the Jim Gaffigan video was
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up to three point four million views. In case you
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skipped the weekend episodes, Jim posted live from Old Forester
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the Bourbon Set on YouTube. Jim got a big profile
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on The Wall Street Journal thanks to Scott Beckett for
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sending that over. We learned that during the pandemic, Jim
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collected a bourbon from every state. The Journal met up
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with Jim at the Great Jones Distillery in New York City.
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Jim says, we should probably eat. I have to go
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to my son's basketball game after this. I don't want
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to recreate the scene from Hoosier's. They were enjoying a
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flight of four whiskies. As for the Old Forester set,
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we learned that the company became a title sponsor of
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the special. The company covered production costs. Jim asked the
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team to throw in a case of whiskey into the bargain.
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Jim asked for a King of Kentucky, the company's oldest
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and rarest bourbon, which sells and stores for over two
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thousand dollars a bottle. Jim said, that was the moment
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where I had this realization, Oh, I'm being paid with
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a case of bourbon. Out today on the eight hundred
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Boundarilla YouTube channel, Matt McCusker is the speed of light.
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If you missed yesterday's show, we now are in the
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opening nominations phase of Comedy Survivor. Go to the Facebook group,
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which is daily Comedy news podcast group. There's a little
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cartoon there of a Comedy Survivor. Thurger names in there.
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What we're gonna do is we're gonna put sixteen comedians
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on a hypothetical island. Every week the Facebook group will
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vote one person off. Hopefully we'll get some jokes and
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bits along the way. The boys in the group are
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debating the artwork. Hey man, that's what Ai Drew? Does
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Joe Coy look like? Jimmy Kimmel. He kind of does.
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A lot of people could be nominated, So jump in
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the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group and get
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your nominations in. We'll start taking a look at that
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later in the week. Just for last Vancouver celebrating its
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tenth anniversary. I guess that's the JFL portion of Vancouver
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because there was a Vancouver Comedy Festival, and I don't
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know is ten right because I feel like I was
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at serious when it was JFL Vancouver and I haven't
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been at serious in over ten years. It's back February
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twelfth to the twenty second names announced so far. James A. Caster,
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Otsko at Kotska, Laura Romoso, Phil Rosenthal, Rene Vaka, Michelle Botteou,
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Namesh Patel, Brent Buttz, Connor wood, Ismo, Drew Lynch Ruffi,
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Bastos Cristella, al Mary Beth Baron, Ed Gamble, Lucy Darling.
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I'm tempted to go, and I'm tempted to hook up
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with Mike from the Letterman podcast. He lives out that way,
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and I'm like, yuh, we get supportable recorders, we could
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probably do some podcasting damage there. So I don't know.
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I'll see how My schedule is I do teach at colleges.
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I have to see you know, it can't always run
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out of town. But comedy festivals tend to be on
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the weekend. But also, Vancouver's a bit of a hike
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from here, so I'll take a look at it. I
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kind of want to go. I like Vancouver a lot.
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Billy Gardell spoke with Parade Magazine. Billy said, during my
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second show, Bob Hart's Abashchola, I thought maybe I'm done
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with stand up. Then he got a weird twitch and
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he said his wife knew immediately you're going back to
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stand up. Billy says he's not here to bash the youngins.
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They're dealing with stuff we never dealt with. Look, I'm
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from gen X. We were feral cats and we were
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over compensated and raised a generation of housecats. Now we
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can't be upset that they're not great dealing with stuff.
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No politics, and he says, when you give an opinion,
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you're just lecturing somebody, But when you share experience, now
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you're including somebody. If Jay Leno said that you guys
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would do bad, Hey, Leanne Morgan, are you superstitious at all?
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Before you get on stage. Do you have any rituals,
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she telled the Hollywood Reporter, I kind of am. It
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sounds crazy, but if I don't have on a heel,
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I don't feel like I'm gonna put on as good
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as a show I've tried, because they hurt. You're standing
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up there for an hour and a half. My psciatica
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starts barking at me. Some my styles will get me
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a cute tennis shoe, but I feel like I'm not
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gonna have a good show. She's trying to put me
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in suits, which would probably be more modern and hip
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and cute. But I don't feel right. I don't feel
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like myself, which is looney. And I say a prayer
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before every show and I take deep breaths in What
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are you nervous about, Leanne Morgan? It's not the material.
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The nerves do go away. I think what I get
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nervous about now is when I jump to arenas. Arenas
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are a whole different thing, and every arena is different.
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Some of them feel like you're in a cavern. People
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can't even see you. I hope I got to do
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more of those things, but I'm not used to it.
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If somebody like Oprah's coming, It's on my team. Don't
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tell me if I know Oprah's coming or someone like that.
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I'm sitting there thinking, because Oprah think I'm dumb? Am
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I using the correct grammar? And the Scolar Brothers caught
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up with stlp R. They were talking about their podcast,
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Dumb People Town. We take three stories, usually from the
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state of Florida. Some guy rabs a house with his cat.
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I'm gonna break on an entire story. If some woman
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decides to drive around town with her kids and a
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baby pool on top of her car. She's trying to
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be mother of the year. It's an exploration of dumb behavior,
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and we're trying to fight back against the wave of
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dumb in this world. With comedy and Vulture did their
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list of comedians you should and will know. One of
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them is CP. All right, CP, what's the best and
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worst comedy advice you ever received? Best? Just enjoy the
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moments where you're getting to be what you always wanted
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to be. I think when you let money, status, fame
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and all those different things play a part, and how
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much you validate your progress loses a bit of the magic.
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Worst advice hold on a material the more you hold
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on a material, the more you stifle your creativity. Your
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brain needs to be flowing like a freeway. I'm always
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working on new material because my job is to be
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a comedian. My job is not to say one set
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for the rest of my life. I want to have
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as much fun as I can and I want to
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enjoy my days on this earth, living in my purpose
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of bringing laughter to the world and leaving my mark.