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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your
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daily comedy news. You know, last week in the real
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world there was a lot of like real news. There
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were the airplane delays I suffered from that. There was
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the government shut down which I've misspelled in my notes
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using an eye think about it. That came to an end.
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And of course the Epstein files. So Newsweek they cover
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the news, they were all over it. They had the
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big story, which was, of course Joe Rogan word pronunciation.
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Great son fans, Yeah, everybody who's talking about this. Last week,
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it seems Joe Rogan on his podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience,
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was discussing ethanol. The guest was Jeff Dye. They started
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talking about alternative fuels. The subject turned to ethanol, which
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Joe Rogan pronounced ethanol. WHOA Joe relaxed with that pronunciation.
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Bro Newsweek tells us the segment quickly drew attention, spawning
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a series of view comments expressing amusement, confusion, sometimes frustration
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at his word choice. Oh yeah, Newsweek wrote an entire
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article about this because Joe Rogan mispronounced ethanol as ethanol,
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which maybe it's me is not crazy. Here are some
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of the comments that Newsweek published. One every time Rogan
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says ethanol instead of ethanol, I recoil in crunch w
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TWF bruh. Another really important comment that made Newsweek said
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the way Joe says ethanol's bothering me so much for
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some reason. Lol. Another very important comment Joe saying ethanol
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has me messed up. Another person even included a time
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stamp at two hours, nine minutes, twenty seven seconds. Jets wrote,
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ethanol is like bethanol without the B, not ethanol. Amy
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Schumer likes when we talk about her, so we will.
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She made a change to her social media presence last week.
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People are claiming conspiracy. On Instagram. Amy Schumer had a
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new post and she captioned it, deleted my old picks
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for no reason. Amy Schumer deleted every previous photo and
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added the one new post showing off her new weight
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loss look. Amy wrote, I actually left my house tonight.
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Who's proud. I'm feeling good and happy. Deleted my old
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picks for no reason. Hours before that announcement, she posted
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a picture of her very first Instagram post to her
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instant stories, captioning that my first ever insta post. I'm
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gonna race them all because why not. Some people are
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wondering perhaps there are some things in her past that
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she doesn't want us to stumble across scrolling through her
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Instagram or not. Who knows. Others are like no Amy,
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a loss of weight and feels like she's looking real
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good and just wants to live in the now. I
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don't know. The Wall Street Journal spoke with Louis c K.
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He's out hawking his new novel. The journal said, in
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the acknowledgements, you think THEO Vaughn and Chris Rock? How
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did they help? C K said, I gave it to
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a bunch of my friends. Those are like the two
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that read it. I think THEO is a modern day
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Mark Twain. Tap the brakes on that? I mean? Should
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I do half an hour? On that comment? Ce K said,
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I fiel Van, He's an incredible storyteller, and meeting him
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before I wrote this is not a coincidence. The journal
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was curious what were Chris Rock's notes. See K told
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the journal, Chris said, you wrote an ef fing novel?
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Do we have to write novels now? The version he
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read was longer and had more weird stuff. About place
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and time. I was timid about that, but he said,
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you need some weird Louis Crapp in there. That was
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his thing, but he loved it. C K also in
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the acknowledgments, mentions fiver, you know the freelance service you
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pay somebody five bucks to like design a website logo?
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You know that place. The journal was curious, did you
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pay strangers to read the book? See K said yeah,
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they didn't know who I was. I just made a
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user name. The first draft I sent out, I got
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a lot of this is garbage. One woman said, this
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is just a wall of words. She was really tough.
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I had to breathe, like, well, that's not easy to read,
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but really good. Shane Gillis told the story about meeting
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NFL star Micah Parsons. Shane was on Monday Night Football
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last week. Now, I didn't see Monday Night Football last
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week for several reasons. One the YouTube TV versus Disney dispute.
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Even if I wanted to watch Monday Night Football, couldn't
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because on that particular night, YouTube TV was not showing
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ABC nor ESPN. So I hopped on my boat and
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went out to international waters. As you know, sometimes you
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have to do and I still couldn't come up with it.
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And at that point I was like, eh, I already
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wrapped up the football pol And I went on with
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my life and I watched the YouTube. So that's one
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reason I didn't watch a game. The other reason I
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didn't watch the game is I, of course don't support fascism.
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Remember the fascist they kicked off Jimmy Kimmel's show. Jimmy
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was off the air for like six hours one time,
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and we all lost our minds and canceled Disney Plus.
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That's right. So I was even talking to one of
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the trivia guys about this. He's with me, we don't
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do that. He's like me. He goes all the way upstairs,
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goes to the DVD closet, finds the Scrubs DVD, walks
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all the way back down two flights of stairs, puts
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the DVD in the PlayStation five, and watches Scrubs on DVD.
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You think the trivia guy is just gonna hit the
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Hulu button on his Roku. No, he doesn't support fascism.
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By the way, my team won trivia, but we'll talk
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about that. On Wednesday, Jane Gillis was on Monday Night
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Football last week? What's the game tonight? Raiders Cowboys? That's
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skippable Anywayane is there on the Manning Cast. Peyton Manning
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brings up the time Shane Gillis met Michael Parkins during
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a party at Saquon Barkley's house, and name dropper Peyton
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Manning said, Shane, I heard a story that you met
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Michael Parsons at a Super Bowl party. Boy, Peyton, you
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really really prep for the show there, huh. In case
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you're not totally hip to show business, a producer probably
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talked to either Shane or someone in his camp and said, hey,
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what can you talk about? And Shane or someone in
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his camp went, oh, Shane's got a Michael Parson's story,
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and then they wrote that on the piece of paper.
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And then Peyton's like, Shane, I heard a story that
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you met Michah Parsons at a super Bowl party. Not
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for nothing. I understand. Peyton Manning is an NFL quarterback
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who's been doing the Manning Cast for what four years
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now five or something like that. I understand that he's
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not Johnny Carson, but you have been doing this for
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a minute. You gotta be better than Shane, I heard
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a story that that's just like, you're not even trying.
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I'd aggress again, Shane. I heard a story that you
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met Michael Parsons at a Super Bowl party. Did y'all
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hit it off? For y'all, buddies, what's the deal? Eagles
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fan Shane Gillis did attend Barkley super Bowl party when
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Barkley was with the Giants. Michael Parsons was at the party,
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and since Shane Gillis and Parsons are both from the
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same area of Philly, Shane approached him. Shane explained, look,
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he did nothing wrong. Was completely normal reaction from him.
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We were at a super Bowl party. I'm in Eagles gear,
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so I look like a fan. Everyone else that's there
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was like, cool, it's at Saquan's house. He was still
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with the Giants. I'm there wearing all Eagles gear. I'm
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walking around. I'm one of the three white guys in
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the room and I walk up to Michaeh. Parsons and
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I was like, Mike, guy, I went to Trinity High
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School in Camp Pale, Pennsylvania. I hear you're from Harrisburg.
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He was like, who's this guy? Also, I'm like fifteen
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years older than him. So he was like, dude, you
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should leave, And I did leave immediately. As soon as
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he said, Oh, what's up, I was like, it's time
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to go. Josh Johnson got a very very nice, thorough
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article in Billboard. Josh was on Zoom for the interview
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and said, I feel very bad about how this call
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is lit. I did my best, but I'm in a
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hotel room in Jacksonville, and there are only so many
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lights to work with. There's some shadow being cast. It's
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not wholly flattering, So you've caught me. Bill Board was
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impressed by Josh Johnson's statistics his first night anchoring the
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Daily Show in July. Through five hundred and ninety thousand
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total viewers in the eighteen to forty nines, which I've
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graduated from. I'm in eighteen of forty nine alumni. There
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were two hundred and twenty six eighteen to forty ninths
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more than John Stewart's top rated episodes, And now that
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is all kinds of interesting. Then Stewart took the record
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back when Stewart hosted on a Thursday after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension.
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That night, John Stewart got four hundred and forty three
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thousand viewers in the eighteen to forty nine So you know,
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I'm looking at Josh Johnson's skyrock gating career. I kind
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of want to stop off at could he be the
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permanent host of the Daily Show? But I don't even
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think they could hold on him. I think he's going
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to just skip right over that step. Josh said, I've
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been having a lot of fun. Everybody's been super supportive.
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It's been really special. I have a whole lot to learn,
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so I'm excited at every opportunity I get. Everyone with
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the role's been in it long enough to feel really
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comfortable with it and inspired by John Stewart. For the
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most part, whatever I'm hosting, I look at it as
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an opportunity to learn more about what everyone else is doing.
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When I started as a writer, I was so focused
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on writing and Ziland voice and the writer's wing in
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general that sometimes I didn't understand how a piece I
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had written affected props or costume. For example, say that's smart. Now,
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being on the correspondent slash hosting side, I see what
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it takes to make something happen. From that perspective, understanding
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how everything comes together. It makes me feel like a
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better writer because now I'm speaking more of a shared language.
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The show's a great culture for that. Everybody can learn
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from everybody else, even if it's not their department. All right,
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when you're host, do you write your own material? He says.
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It's a group effort from cron dot com. They wanted
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us to know that William Montgomery, you may know William
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Montgomery from Kill Tony, bombed during a set at the
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Still Standing Comedy Festival at the far Out Lounge in Austin.
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Cron dot com reports William Montgomery was supposed to do
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a half hour set, but he lasted fifteen minutes. Quotes
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after his excruciating, unfunny jokes about celebrity debts and doing
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drugs landed in the same way a roach of cat
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kills does your lap. They tell us. One of the
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jokes had a quote unbelievably racist punchline, which this is
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a racism free podcast, so I'm not going to repeat it.
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The joke involved a plane crash from two thousand on,
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Coron dot Com asked did Montgomery arrive in Austin via
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a time machine? There weren't any more recent celebrities, who'se
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graeves he could dance on. Montgomery also had a joke
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about Paul Walker. You know Paul Walker from the movie
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series of The Fast and the Furious. Paul Walker passed
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away in twenty thirteen. Check your calendars. Everybody crowd didn't
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like it. Montgomery screamed at Austinites, saying that was bs.
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That was a good joke. Coron dot com writes, I
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think this is an actual joke. I'll read you the
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full sentence, so Montgomery screamed. After Austinites failed to find
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any humor at all in such well crafted jokes like
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Paul Walker more like Paul Crasher. Chron dot com says,
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comedy really is dead. I suppose Montgomery tagged that with
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I heard the real reason Paul Walker died was because
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the director forgot to say cut. I'm sure mister Montgomery
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told these much better than I did, but they don't
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read as great jokes. Montgomery then said, what do we
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have a bunch of whoosy Paul Walker fans in the
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crowd tonight? Kron says. Montgomery then shrieks nearly deliriously angry
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at the crowd of fans who mistakenly thought they had
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paid to see someone funny. That's funnier than the whole set,
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You go, cron dot com writer, Oh there is more,
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they tell us. Unsurprisingly. Another video shows Montgomery's frustration at
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his chili reception as his chili reception descends into full
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blown racism and misogyny. At one point, he points in
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a man in the crowd and asks if he's of
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Pacific Island descent. Then Montgomery flips out at a woman
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in the crowd who allegedly flipped him off, calling her
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slurs and saying she should be publicly executed. It's not
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clear what joke led up to this meltdown, but then
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the camera pans to a pack crowd at the four
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Out Lounge that is, again very understandably completely stonefaced at
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his freak out. At one point in the video, you
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can hear an audience memory yell bro throw a tomato.
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Someone on Reddit and said, I was there was way
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worse than it seemed in this video, really worse than
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it seems. Everyone of the crowd was making remarks about
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how he just needed to get off the stage. The
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craziest part was an audience member was able to walk
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on stage and called his performance garbage. A Ready user said,
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William is really great in short purse. He hasn't figured
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out how to do an hour. Yeah, so kill Tony
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comes up all the time. I understand the people that
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hate kil Tony. I get it. I can comedy snap
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with the best of them. You listen to the podcast,
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you hear me do it. Kill Tony is new bees
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and amateurs getting up and doing maybe a minute maybe
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if Tony lets you go along, it gets seventy five seconds.
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That's what it is. This is not an HBO comedy
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special in nineteen eighty eight. It's get up and see