March 7, 2024

Why does Amy Schumer keep crashing wedding photos? PLYS Amy criticized Jo Koy.

Why does Amy Schumer keep crashing wedding photos? PLYS Amy criticized Jo Koy.

Let's kick things off with some drama in the comedy scene. Josh Peck recently shot back at Amy Schumer's criticism of Joe Coy's Golden Globes monologue. Peck expressed his defense of comedians, emphasizing the camaraderie within the comedy world and...

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Let's kick things off with some drama in the comedy scene. Josh Peck recently shot back at Amy Schumer's criticism of Joe Coy's Golden Globes monologue. Peck expressed his defense of comedians, emphasizing the camaraderie within the comedy world and questioning the need to continue criticizing Joe Coy for a past joke. The exchange between Peck and Schumer sheds light on the dynamics and support system among comedians.

Speaking of Amy Schumer, the talented comedian has been making waves with her quirky and humorous escapades. From crashing wedding photo shoots in New York to discussing the importance of jokes clearance with A-list celebrities like Leonardo DiCaprio, Schumer's humor knows no bounds. Her unapologetic and bold comedic style continues to resonate with audiences worldwide.
Kyle Kinane's Stand-up Special "Dirt Nap"
Switching gears to stand-up comedy, Kyle Kinane's new special "Dirt Nap" takes center stage. The unique title and storytelling style of Kinane promise an entertaining and thought-provoking experience for comedy enthusiasts. Dive into Kinane's comedic journey and discover the humor in everyday life scenarios.

As the comedy landscape continues to evolve, we have exciting news on upcoming comedy specials. Rami Yousef's "More Feelings" on HBO Max and Liz Miele's "Murder Sheets"

Delve into the world of comedy legends with the upcoming documentary "Steve" chronicling the iconic Steve Martin's career. From his stand-up roots to his transition into acting, the documentary provides a glimpse into the life and legacy of a comedy pioneer. Discover the evolution of comedy through the lens of Steve Martin's groundbreaking contributions.

Album releases from comedians like Andrew Santino and Ellie Hino, and the quirky adventures of comedians like Kumail Nanjiani and Joe Pera.


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Kalaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm
Johnnie Mack with today's Daily Comedy News.

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Josh Pick shot back at Amy Schumer's
recent criticism of Joe Coy's Golden Globes monologue.

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Right, you got this, Joe
Coy was so mean to Taylor Swift,

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and then Amy didn't like that,
and then Josh Peck commented. Josh

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was on the Good Guys podcast and
said, I took issue with Amy Schumer,

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who recently was on the Deer Media
podcast. She was asked about Joe

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Cooy. I feel defensive of comedians. It's a brotherhood, it's a sisterhood.

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And she was basically critical of Joe
Cooy. She was throwing him under

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the bus, which was crappy because
she's a comedian. It's like, we

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all know he had a tough night. Why continue to go after him.

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A month later, Peck noted he
isn't a comedian himself, but his comedian

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friend Jannis Pappus shared his thoughts.
Yanna said, the jokes are fine.

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He just wasn't confident because it was
such an intimidating room and they weren't giving

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him love. He was undeserving of
all the backlash. You may call that

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Taylor Swift basically murdered Joe Cooy's career
after Joe told this horribly mean joke.

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I'm afraid to even share with you. It's so vicious. But let's listen.

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As you know, we came on
after a football doubleheader. The big

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difference between the Golden Globes and the
NFL. On the Golden Gloves, we

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have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift. I swear, Oh man, that

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is just so mean. I don't
know how Joe Koy could have possibly said

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such a mean thing about Taylor Swift. Schumer at one point had been on

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the Not Skinny but Not Fat podcast. I hadn't seen any pick up about

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this interview, but apparently she said
if the audience doesn't laugh, then it's

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a problem. The thing with Joe
he threw his writers under the bus,

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and that was not a good look. Now pay attention to this next part

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is this sop? Do people do
this? I've been around enough comedians and

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I don't know that this is done. Amy apparently said, if I'm gonna

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say a joke about anyone, I'm
going to clear it, like I cleared

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my jokes to Leah Ardo DiCaprio.
I cleared it with these people because I

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don't want to make that mistake.
Really, hey, Leo, are you

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okay with these Really? That's really
interesting to me. Now. Amy runs

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in a particular circle of the elite, and I guess she likes staying in

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that circle. Amy added that it
does not feel good when the whole internet

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is mad at you and clarified that
she does not wish that on anyone.

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Peck's co host Ben said, if
you're bombing, you don't need to tell

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us that you're bombing. Because your
writers suck. He threw them under the

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bus. You know what, it
was a live show. The guy riffed

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a joke. I really, it's
not that bad. Kid over yourselves writers.

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Meanwhile, Amy Schumer hilariously crashes two
wedding photoshoots in New York. You

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know, when you're out there and
you're doing your wedding shoot and you're paying

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this photographer, and you know you
want to make sure everything is perfect for

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your big day. You definitely want
Amy Schumer coming in and crashing her photos

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so she gets to do Instagram posts. That's what you're looking for. I

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know I was when I got married. Amy sheared these on her Instagram story.

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She's dressed in workout gear as she
posed next to two different couples in

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wedding attire. Kind of curious that
she ran into two different people. The

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first couple were posing in front of
the Manhattan Skyline and holding flowers, and

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they smiled for the camera as Amy
Schumer stood next to them in a pair

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of sunglasses. She captured the pick
no days off. The second couple,

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sitting in front of some greenery in
a park, were also joined by Amy

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as she took a seat at the
end of the bench. Amy has done

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this before. Back in twenty seventeen, that couple told E News at the

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time that Amy got out of her
car and asked for a pick with us.

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She congratulate us, she can let
us take some photos by her car.

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After we had finished taking photos,
she offered us a lift to our

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reception as we were hailing a cab. Last April, Schumer interrupted another wedding

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photo shoot. They wrote, it's
got to be great luck when Amy Schumer

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crashes her wedding. She just walked
right up to us and asked to be

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in some photos. Now, let
me ask you how often do you run

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into photo shoots? I'm from New
York City. I grew up in Queen's

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I worked in Manhattan for decades.
I've spent the last ten years more or

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less in the suburbs. So,
you know, maybe wedding photography has exploded

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since COVID. I don't know.
But what is going on here? Amy?

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Are you just randomly constantly running into
wedding shoots? Are you going to

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the places where people often do wedding
shoots on purpose? Is this some sort

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of stunt? Johnny Max suspicious radar
is going Eh? What is going on

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here? Kyle Kenane was on Late
Night with Seth Myers. Kyle explains where

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he got the name for his new
special, Dirt Nap with Seth, and

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the whole vibe was weird. The
whole clip is on the internet if you

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want to watch it. It's eight
minutes long. But it just seems like,

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I don't know, we're ten years
into this does Late Night with Seth

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Meyers matter. The vibe is just
weird, low energy here, let's listen

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to Kyle. Dirt Napp is a
unique title for a stand up special.

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Yeah, and it's also the name
of your Yeah Yeah all right, pee,

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little dirty, she's up there in
heaven now. It was. It

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was a straight cat that was living
in the yard of this house we moved

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into. And you know, you
can't really name a stray cat, so

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it went through some miiterations. At
first we were calling it Helen. We

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thought it was blind and deaf,
so my girlfriend named it dat so you're

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not mad at me, you're mad
at her. And then I was calling

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a dirt napp on account of you
know, was just sleeping the dirt and

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it looked deceased like most of the
time. And how many is so it

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seemed like you maybe didn't get a
lot of good years with dirt app.

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We got three great years up time, three great years. We found it

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was a sixteen year old cat.
From it, it was a sixteen year

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old straight cat that we're like,
all right, we're gonna give this thing

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the best sunset we can give it. Well, that's fantastic. You did

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that. Yeah, yeah, you
want to see the special now you can

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pay ten dollars to see it on
the eight hundred Pound Gorilla website. It'll

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be on YouTube on April second to
at eight pm Eastern. Paste Magazine spent

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the ten Bucks or got a review
copy, and they say Dirt Nap draws

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offbeat parallels between vegan caesadillas and religion, calls bs on Vin Diesel's post mission

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sex drive in the Fast and Furious
movies, and applies improv rules to phone

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calls with his mother. They liked
it a lot. Rommi Yusef will have

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a special called More Feelings. This
will be on HBO Max Max Max,

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HBO HBO Max. I think this
is on proper HBO whatever that means these

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days. There is a trailer.
Let's listen. I'm done apologizing. I'm

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done saying that we're peaceful. For
twenty years, we've had to prove to

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people that we're safe. Right,
every time you turn on CNN, there's

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like some Arab dude talking about how
Islam means peace. You know that guy,

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but he's always shouting it. He's
always like, we come in peace.

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They're like, bro, that's the
slogan for aliens. The official description

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tells us Siami rucep will offer his
unique reflections on our divided world, expected

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perils of charitable giving, and more
and hit on top of it, including

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the twenty twenty four presidential election,
the importance of prayer, and a childhood

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book report that changed the course of
his life. I sat down and I

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watched Hannah Gatsby's Gender Agenda. I
had to actively look for it. I

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thought Netflix would put it in front
of me, and apparently Netflix has profiled

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Johnny Mack and thought Johnny Mack would
have no interest in this. No,

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no, no, I really like
Douglas. Nennette I think is overrated.

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Something could both be good and overrated. Nenette is good, but people treated

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that like it was the second coming
of comedy. It's fine, but tap

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the brakes people. I actually think
Douglas is funnier than Nnette. Okay,

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so it's good, but it's overrated, you know what I mean. So,

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as I started this thing, I
was loving it. The first twenty

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minutes or so Hannah as host,
I thought they crushed it. Then just

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Tom came out and absolutely crushed that
first fifteen minutes of Gender Agenda is amazing,

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and then it started to be diminishing. Return by no means bad,

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but maybe it was just the high
of the first fifteen that it just couldn't

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sustain. I actually paused it,
so I didn't bail on it. I

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intend to go back, but it's
getting a little tired. I'm like,

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I want to give this more of
a shot, but the front half of

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that really good. I'm not sure
if it makes the list or not.

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I need to actually finish it,
but I recommend you seek out on Netflix.

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Hannah Gatsby, Gender Agenda, Hanna, it's old people. I asked

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myself, what's something positive that I
could do to leverage my platform, the

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little bit of power I have to
try and humanize the presence of gender queer

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and trans comedians on the Netflix platform. It felt really important to help gender

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queer performers find their feet, and
me being a slightly divisive figure means they'll

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be a little bit of fuss made
and hopefully it'll draw attention. Joel McHale

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commented on the community movie Ashtag six
Seasons in a movie. He shared something

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details. He said, we go
to the center of the Earth. It's

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like the movie The Core. That's
different than what Donald Glover said, who

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said it's a college reunion. Joel
was obviously joking, but he does believe

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the community movie will shoot this year. He'll be shocked if it doesn't,

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but I really do think it's happening
this year and probably next week. It's

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basically working around Donald's schedule. He
called his Animal Control cast one of the

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funniest groups of people I've been around, in contrast to the Community team,

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who he joked with just a bunch
of hacks. Ken Jung will be on

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Animal Control this season as a dog
whisperer. Joel said he too, is

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a hacked and can't act or tell
jokes. He's not funny, not successful,

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and I've carried him for years.
Everyone thinks I'm joking, but it's

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true. Joel then got serious again
and said Ken's episodes were coming in too

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long because he did so much funny
stuff. He was really too effing funny

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and it ticked me off. Indy
Wire has the trailer for that Steve Martin

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documentary that's coming out. I've mentioned
this before. It's in two parts.

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The first part is about Steve's stand
up, which is the part that me

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The second part is about his acting
career and the banjo stuff, and like,

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I don't care about that stuff,
but the first part I'm really interested

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in. Here, let's listen to
a piece of the trailer, and if

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you bought my album and you came
down here expecting me to do a lot

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of her teams from the record,
and I didn't. Well, this guy

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was getting people so happy. I
always thought, this just does not happen,

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and it did. He's the most
idolized comedian ever. He reinvented stand

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up. It was a cultural phenomenon. My name is Steve Martin. Steve

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Martin. What he was doing was
unique. It was chancey. I always

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thought of him as the door out
of the sixties. You could be silly

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again. All comedy was political,
and I felt that it was time to

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change that. Steve Martin has just
taken the big leap onto the big screen.

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I was launched into the stratosphere titled
Steve, It's a documentary in two

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pieces. The then portion chronicles Steve
Martin's early struggles and meteoric rise to revolutionized

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stand up before walking away at thirty
five. The now section focuses on the

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present day with Steve Martin and the
golden years of his career, et cetera,

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et cetera. Martin had previously told
Indy Wire when I finished stand up

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comedy in nineteen eighty, I never
wanted to see a live audience again.

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I did movies for ten or twenty
years and only occasionally would be found in

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front of a live audience for you
know, award shows or chatty events or

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something like that. And now it's
the only place I want to be,

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meaning touring with Martin Short. I
like having the audience there. They're predisposed

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to like you because they bought a
ticket and predisposed to listen and not judge

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you every two seconds. He sounds
like John Clees there. Steve premiere's March

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twenty ninth on Apple TV plus people
stunned about, just for laughs, Montreal

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being canceled. I was getting texts
from former co workers and industry friends and

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we all had the same reaction of
like, wow, I can't believe that

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happened. This. CBC spoke to
comedian Mike Critch. They were curious that

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is something like this happened because it
looks like a big success. Mike said

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that show business, though everything is
fake and show business, but I don't

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think people realize how big that organization
is. You know, it's the festival,

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it's all the spin offs, it's
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It's a million different things and festivals
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a case of getting bigger than they
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a pandemic, show business has had
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harder. There's one thing you need
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I'm wondering, as are some of
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with the Toronto Festival. I assume
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which thinks. Got some album news
for you today. About a year ago,

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Andrew Santino put out a Netflix special
called Cheeseburger that is now out in

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audio form. Minneapolis based comedian Eliehino
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fifth. It's called Soft Bones,
a compilation of stories about being an ADHD

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mom, a weird wife, and
a regular human woman. They were kind

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enough to send over a clip.
Let's listen. So I'm a massage therapist,

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but I'm also a gemini, so
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stuff just normal. So I'm a
massage therapist for a hospice. Yeah,

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thank you, Yes, i am
I'm an angel. Thank you. And

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for those of you who don't know
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It's comfort care for the terminally ill. And I'm actually an independent contractor,

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so I don't have like a four
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I am going to heaven. Just
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going back to space. That's Elie
Heinos Soft Bones. April fifth. Liz

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Meely will have a new stand up
special called Murder Sheets Tuesday, April second,

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free on YouTube nine Eastern Film Live
at the Bellhouse in Brooklyn, and

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Liz hit the stage with a rapid
fire storytelling style to tell tales of dating,

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murder, rules, about edibles,
international touring, dead cats, and

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more. It's Lizmeili Murder Sheets.
April second. Kevin Casey White has released

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her on eight hundred Pound Gorilla That's
out now harang as a masterful exercise and

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audience interaction. Kevin's crowd work is
the centerpiece and he uses it positively,

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trying to draw the audience together rather
than picking on the crowd. Camail nan

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Jianni, part of a press release, a snack food company has a new

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campaign called It's Basically Cheating. The
campaign features Academy Award an Emmy nominated writer,

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actor, and comedian Kamail non Jianni
in an unexpected and satirical series of

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spots where he cheats at weightlifting,
kayaking, and ice skating. He even

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goes as far as to hire a
construction crew to build himself an epic forty

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foot tall sand castle. His sharp
wit and playful delivery punctuate the core campaign

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theme that eating Quest products are so
good that it feels like cheating. Stuart

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Heflin is a suit at Quest,
and he said a Quest we aim to

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revolutionize snacking by flipping the macros of
all the foods you love upside down so

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they're big on protein, low on
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No, this is not a commercial. I'm just reading the press release to

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you, Stuart, the suit says. The campaign leans into the idea that

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we all need a good cheat or
life hack to make our personal quests a

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little easier and a lot more fun. Partnering with great comedic talent like Camal

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does that just to injict cheeky entertainment
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The Connecticut Post asked Joe Parra,
this is a weird exchange. Joe,

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can we ask you about your tomato
obsession for a second. It's all over

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your Instagram. Joe said, sure. The post said I saw one theory

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on line saying you're a big Buffalo
Bill's fan, and Bill's fans allegedly hate

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Tom Brady. Tom Brady doesn't like
tomatoes. Is there something along those lines

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of football and superstitions and stuff like
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I will say that Bill's fans don't
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hate Tom Brady, and rightfully so. You see your man spinning out right

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now. He's doing cryptocurrency commercials getting
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We knew it all along. Secondly, that has nothing to do with the

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tomatoes. One of the interesting things
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stuff, the theories that people have
online is it just makes you realize how

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much people like to mix up on
the internet with no basis. And that's

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your comedy news for today. All
right, that was fun. If you

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enjoy the program, tell a friend
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appreciate your help in doing that.
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gonna buy me coffee dot com slash
Daily comedy news. I gotta get back

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on the iced coffees and lay off
the smoothies. The bellies getting a little

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round, I gotta cut that out. Maybe don't buy me a coffee.

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No, buy me a coffee.
I'll just stop siphoning the funds off to

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smoothie Land. See you tomorrow.