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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, Johnny Mack, you with your daily
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comedy news. Mike Capell said, I think Trump should drop
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out and be replaced by Biden. Jimmy Kimmel said, usually
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when Donald Trump gets a spanking from a woman, it's
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with a Forbes magazine. Kimmel added, Here's what I'd like
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you to do right now. I want you to imagine
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we've never heard of Donald Trump before, and the first
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time you've ever seen him was during the debate. What
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would you reaction be. You'd be shocked. The Republican Party
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would have to close their headquarters and turn it into
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a spirit Halloween store. Jimmy Fallon added, Harris was on
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the right, Trump was on the left, and Biden was
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at home wondering where do I know these guys from
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falling again? Just like the previous debate, there was no audience. Yep,
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they were speaking to a totally silent, empty room. Whereas
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JD Vance calls that a rally. I'm honest with you guys, right,
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So sometimes I come down to prep the show and
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there's it takes me like two hours to put together.
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There's so much news, and it's been like that for
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most of September. Today, I got nothing. I'm being honest here.
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I don't like today's script. I really had to dumpster
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dive just to put the show together. The first two
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stories are real, the rest is extreme, a filler with
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me googling every comedian's name I could possibly think of.
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And even these first two stories really should be like
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at the back end of the first half, not the
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lead anyway. Will Ferrell says he's no longer interested in
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performing in drag for laughs. He did an interview on
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the New York Times Interview podcast. He was joined by
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his friend and former SNL head writer Harper Steel. Steele
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came out as transgender thirty years into her friendship with
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Will Ferrell. That's the subject of a documentary Will and
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Harper out on Netflix, so you'll see a lot of
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press from Will coming up. Will express regret over the
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Janet Reno Fantasies sketch from season twenty three of SNL,
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in that Will Ferrell dressed in drag. He said, that's
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something I wouldn't choose to do now. Steele at it
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that kind of bums me out. I understand the laugh
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is a drag laugh, and it's hey it's a guy
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of dress and that's funny. It's absolutely not funny. It's
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absolutely a way that we should be able to live
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in the world. However, with performers and actors, I do
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like a sense of play. Steele continued, It's an interesting
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question to me. Do queer people like the birdcage? Do
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they not? Robin Williams, at least as far as we know,
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was not a gay man, and yet he spent about
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half his comedy career doing a swishy gay guy on camera.
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Do people think that's funny or is it hurtful. I've
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heard from gay men and think it was funny, and
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I've heard from gay men and think it was hurtful.
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I'm a purple haired woke but I wonder if sometimes
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we take away the joy of playing when we take
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away some of the range that performers, especially comedy performers,
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can do. Will tell The Times there's a fair amount
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of sketches from his SNL tenure where he laments the
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choice and then joked, I mean, in a way to cash,
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you're kind of giving the assignment. So I'm gonna blame
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the writers or my new Steele was the head writer,
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and Steele says, yeah, he's not coupable at all. Steele ads,
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I wrote Monica Lewinsky's stuff I wasn't proud of. I
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wrote some good Britney Spears stuff and some stuff that
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I'm not as proud of. I wrote some Clinton things
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I wasn't proud of. I'm just moving on, I have to.
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Will said he had zero knowledge about the trans community
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before Harper came out to him. Will said, I had
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met trans people, but I didn't have anyone personally in
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my life, so this was all new territory to me,
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which is why I think this film is so exciting
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for us to put out in the world. It's a
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chance for all of us on the CISC community to
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be able to ask questions and also just to listen
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and be there as a friend to discuss this journey.
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Will and Harper on Netflix September twenty seventh. From Golf
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Digest year home for comedy News, Andrew Santino is part
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of a fancy schmancy text chain. Who's on it? Charlie Day,
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Rob Mceleenniy, Michael Pania, and Scott Kahn. Why those guys,
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They're all golfers at the same La Area club. Santino said, well,
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Mac joined somewhere else, so we don't see him anymore.
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He's better than us, and then joked and said, now
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we still see him sometimes. A Santino plays to a
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three handicap and had a career best score of sixty
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nine despite not taking lessons. Santino says, I'll play anytime
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I can. I'm an addict. It's an addiction. It's disgusting,
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it's sick, it's twisted. Pete Davidson's friends are worried about
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him going back into the limeline after his most recent
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stay in rehab, and insider tells Okay Magazine Pete checked
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into a psychiatric facility to focus on his sobriety following
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his split from Mantelin Kline. The source said Pete took
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the break up very hard for just a blank vana.
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He may have thought she was the one. They burned
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so brightly together, and it's so much in common. The
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insider opinion pet should move in with his mom and
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not look back. Life on the Hollywood Fast Line continues
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to chew him up and spin him out, and it's
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not healthy for someone with Pete's problems. The source noted.
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The Limelight's not good for pet and he often felt used,
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especially by Kim Kardashian. According to the Insider, those are
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not people who care deeply for him and want to
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see him at his best. Where's Kim when all this
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stuff goes down? Nowhere? But what do you expect from Hollywood?
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All right, let's start dumpster diving, he'd put together in
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a complete podcast today from My san Antonio. Whitney Cummings
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shared on Instagram that she walked into a Texas BUCkies
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and met fuzzy mascot Bucky himself. In a post, she said,
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look there is I mean, it's definitely like someone that's
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tight on CASHO hast to wear this costume, but I'm
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still starstruck. This is like my Disneyland. Now. My san
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Antonio did some research here. The photo said that she
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was in Austin, but there is no BUCkies in Austin.
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They suspect she may have been in Bastrop, the closest
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BUCkies to Austin. I googled other words Jim Brewer, and
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I found this from c L Tampa and the question
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do you prefer playing the bigger venues like the Stress
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Center or are you like smaller clubs. Jim picked the
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bigger arenas because they're paying to see you and they're
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not drunk wasted vikings. Quite frankly, I put up better
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shows because in the clubs I usually got to do
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like four or five shows in a weekend. I'm conserving
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my energy, and by the third show, it's not that
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I'm not into it, but I start getting pretty exhausted.
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So I was like, oh good, I could pick apart
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this article. And then I saw the next question was, hey, Jim,
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you live in New Jersey and Jim has moved out
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from New Jersey. And then I checked the interview was
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from twenty thirteen. Thanks Google. Not sure why that surfaced
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all of a sudden, but hey, we're dumpster diving today
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and Local News eight spoke to Jeff Foxworthy, and Jeff
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told a story. People always say, where do you come
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up with that stuff? There's no research going on. It's
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my family and friends. So I'll tell you one real quick.
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I had last weekend. I'm in the pool with my
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three year old grandson. He swims over, he goes Grandpa.
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I got a pepe and I said, well, let me
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tell you something, buddy, don't tell anyone, buddy. Everybody beat
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in the pool. They don't talk about it, they don't
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admit it. But everybody peed in the pool. And he
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said really, And I said yeah, And you let go
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of my neck. He swam to the side, climbed out
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of the pool, dropped his bathing suit, and standing on
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the side piece into the pool. And so I wrote
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a redneck joke. If you ever peed in the pool
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without being in the pool, you might be a redneck.
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Tim Mention says, I'm just lucky. For every one of me,
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there are in ninety nine people just as talented who
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didn't find the right audience or the right expression of
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their talent. And there's a bunch of people who worked
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harder than me who haven't got what I got. I
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think part of my luck is I'm not great at
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taking advice. I just didn't really listen very much. Tim
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has quit Twitter and said before I got off Twitter,
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which I did many years ago, I looked back recently
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and I'm like, what the F did I think I
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was achieving just by putting my woody opinions into the world.
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It's just another piece of anxiety. He has a new book.
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It's called You don't have to dream. Advice for the
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incrementally ambitious. It's a collection of three commencement speeches he's
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made in the past. One of his speeches has five
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point three million views on YouTube. Him said he had
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no idea was going to be recorded, let alone how
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well it would do. He says that's a pretty good
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argument for not knowing too much. Mentionin says, I'm not
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a person who thinks much about the market. When I
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make a musical or show, I'm not thinking what do
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they want. I don't get caught up and receive wisdom
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about what audiences will or will not take. I go
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what would I be proud of? What would I love
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if I were the audience. My work isn't very condescending.
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Sometimes it's winky, sometimes it's pretentious, and sometimes it might
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not be very good. But I don't say, oh, little audience,
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I'll spoon feed you what you want. I care deeply
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about how people receive my work. I just don't get
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caught up in the idea that I can second guess
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that if I put my heart and soul into something
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and really care about it and believe in it, then
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it usually works out all right. At which point someone
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says you're talentless and then I crumble. But it doesn't
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affect me next time because I've just done a how
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else to do it? I have no instinct and try
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to chase someone else's definition. It's just not in my brain,
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all right. Tim Mention's nine life lessons, one of them
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is you don't have to have a dream encouraging people
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to be micro ambitious, he says it speaks to his worldview.
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I can only speak to what worked for me. It
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does relate to my lack of ability to go. I'm
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going to try and make an Oscar winning thing. I
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know what wins. I'm going to reverse engineer some art
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based on my knowledge of what usually ends up getting
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an Oscar gross. How do you make good art backwards?
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It has to come from story and instinct, and I
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feel the same. You can't make a good life backwards.
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You can't make a good career backwards. If you're a
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tennis player, when you go I want to be a
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number one tennis player, there's actually a really simple thing
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to do, which is get up at five o'clock every
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morning and play tennis. But most of life doesn't work
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like that. If you want to be a star and
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say one day I'm going to be a Hollywood star.
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You're just not going to be a Hollywood star. It's
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a crappy way to think about it, because you're going
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to feel like you let yourself down. You should just think,
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I really want to be good at my school play,
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playing the Third Conquis Door or whatever, like I'm going
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to nail Third Conquis the Door. I think there's a
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lot of mythology around the idea that what you should
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do is set your sights on the top of the
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mountain and not rest until you get there. But maybe
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there's mountain passes that you would have missed. You don't
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have to have a dream. Advice for the incrementally ambitious.
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A book by Tim mentioned Peards said about the way
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he speaks, statistically, this is the sexiest accent in the world.
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At any given moment, more women are having sex with
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this accent than any other accent in the world. In
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your face, France, statistics don't lie. Our accent wins. Before
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the debate. The other night, I put on a here'
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Shas special on Netflix. It just didn't grab me at all.
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I usually like that type of show. I like British
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comedy a lot, but just not one thing was registering.
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My brain didn't last long. Remember, they're making that follow
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up to the Office that really has nothing to do
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with the Office. They've added three cast members. They are
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Melvin Gregg, at Chelsea Frye and Ramona Young. They joined
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Dom Hall Gleeson and Sabrina im Packageatry in the ensemble.
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The World is set in the quote same world as
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The Office and will also be a mockumentary. The show's
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description reads, the documentary crew that immortalized under Mifflin's granted
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Branch is in search of a new subject when they
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discover a dying historic Midwestern newspaper and the publisher trying
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to revive it with volunteer reporters. Creator Greg Daniel says
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the show's not a reboot, and Steady compared it to
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the way The Mandalorian fits into the Star Wars universe.
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There are no confirmed dates for production or release. Will
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be on NBC, will it be on Peacock or we're
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getting eight episodes, twenty four episodes? Nobody knows nothing. That's
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your comedy news for today, See you tomorrow.