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Kalaroga Shark Media. Hello Johnny Mack
with your daily comedy news. A very

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very robust Friday with several major stories. But let's start with the Netflix as

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a Joke Festival, which we'll be
back in twenty twenty four May, second

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to the twelfth, more than three
hundred shows across thirty five plus la venues.

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The Hollywood Bowl will feature the biggest
acts including Trevor Noah, Kevin Hart,

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Bill Burr, Jerry Seinfeld, John
Mulaney and we'll see if this actually

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happens Matt Rife. The Hollywood Bowl
will also host Ladies Night with a lineup

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including Taylor Tomlinson, Sarah Silverman,
Nicki Glazer, Michelle Buteau, and an

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evening titled Seth Rogan Smokes the Bowl
featuring music and comedy. This is insane,

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This is huge. Over at the
Forum, Netflix will host Groat the

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Greatest Roast of All Time, which
is a roast of Tom Bray. Jeff

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Ross will host that night to some
of Tom Brady's famous friends in Frenemies will

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gather together to light up Tom Brady. Chris Rock will host star studded table

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reads of his favorite films at the
Hollywood Palladium. The list of people at

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the festival so far. This is
John reading a list, but I gotta

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do it. You gotta hear these
names. You're ready. This is no

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Joe Gali Wong. Let's go at
Coonska. Remember when she was in the

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news every day for like three months? Haven't heard her name? And a

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mother So Anthony, Jelsin, ekber
Kreischer, Beth Stelling, Bill Burr,

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Brett Goldstein. If I stopped right
there, you'd be like, this is

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a pretty cool festival. We're only
up to the bees. Cedric d entertainer,

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Celeste Barber. So I'm ten names
in and Celeste Barber the least no

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name right, Chelsea Handler, Chris
Rock, Craig Robinson, Daniel Tosh,

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Deane Cook, Interesting, Dane Diino
tends to be a comedy outsider, David

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Letterman, Dmitri Martin, Dean Cole, Earthquake, Fortune Fimester, Hannah Berner,

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Hannah Gatsby, Heather McMahon, Eliza
Slessinger, Jason Menzukis, Jeff Ross,

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Jerry Seinfeld, Jesse Klein, Jessica
Kirkon, Joel Kimbooster, John Mulaney,

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John Stewart, Jim Gaffick and Jim
Jefferyes, Jimmy Carr. I mean,

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wow, Justin Willman, Katherine,
Ryan, kat Williams, Kevin Hart,

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Country, Wayne kameil Nan, Gianni, Leanne Morgan, Leslie Jones,

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Lunel Mae, Martin, Mark Normand
again, I know I'm reading a really

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long list, but you listen to
these names Man, Marlon Wayans, Mitzel

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Lane, Matt Rife. We'll see
if that happens. Maya, Rudolph,

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Michelle Butteo, Mike Berbiglia, Mike
Epps, Mosha Kasher, Natasha Lazio,

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Nate Bergatzi, Nicole Bayer, Nick
Kroll, Nicki Glazer, Patton Oswalt,

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Phil Rosenthal. Yes, I'm only
up to the P's What a list.

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I'm gonna keep going. Rachel Bloom, Ralph Barbosa, Ronnie Chang, Roywood,

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Junior, Ryan Hamilton, Who I
Love, Sam Jay, Sarah Silverman,

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Sebastian Maniscalco, Seth Rogan, Shan
Gillis, Shang Wang, Stavros Halkias,

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Taylor Thompson, Tim Dillon, Who
I Love, Tim Robinson, Tom

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Brady, Tom Poppa, Tom Segura, Trevor, Noah Vidaz, Wanda Sykes

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and Dodgers player Will Smith not the
actor that qualify. Wow, unbelievable.

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You want to go? Tickets go
on sale today's tan Am Pacific. Let

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me break down the individual highlights at
the Hollywood Bowl eight nights. Jerry Seinfeld,

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Chim Gaffigan, a bergazzy spashion of
Manascalco, Bill Burjohn Mulaney, Seth

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Rogan, Matt Riife Taylor, Sarah
Nicky and Michelle, Kevin Hart, Trevor

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Noah Wow. At the Forum the
Tom Brady Roast, also Tom Sigoora and

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Bert Krascher. I believe those are
separate shows, but I'll check on that.

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At the Palladium, Chris Rock's table
reads very interesting. Dodgers Comedy Night,

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hosted by Cedric the Entertainer and presented
by Dodgers catcher Will Smith. Chris

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Rock has to come by that for
the easy Joe guess. Maybe it's a

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little hackey, eh, you gotta
do it. At the Greek Theater,

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Big Mouth Live with Nick Krolmei,
Rudolph, John Mulaney, Jesse Klein,

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and Jason Manzukus. Also at the
Greek Theater, John Stewart and Friends.

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Separately from that Shane Gillis. Separately
from that, I Think you should leave

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with Tim Robinson, Ali Wang and
Scheng Wang play the Wiltern. Ronnie Chang

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wan To Sykes Daniels Toss played the
Dolby Letterman, Mark Norman, Eliza Sllester,

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Heather mcmah, Dane Cook, Rachel
Bloom and Katherine Ryan All at the

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Montelbon At the YouTube Theater, Kat
Williams The Dark Matter Tour will be recorded

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for Netflix. Chelsea Handler, Fortune
Fimesner, It's Hail Lane, Sam Jays

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and Vanessa Gonzalez host Three Gays in
Mexican and a Jew Great title A Night

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of Comedy with Chelsea Handler and Friends. Kill Tony at the YouTube Theater.

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Wow, That's awesome. At the
Orphium, I'm Brett Goldstein's Les Barbara of

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verrdas Country Wayne at the Theater.
At Ace Hotel, Hannah Gatsby, Ralph

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Barbosa, Papa Nan Gianni Patten,
Burbiggs, Jimmy Carr, Marlon Wayans,

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Phil Rosenthal, Henneberger, Jessel Nick, Dimitri Martin at the Avalon the wonderfully

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titled May Martin and Brett Goldstein make
love to one another on stage. Separate

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from that, Felippe esparsa, Wow, this is crazy. All Right,

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I'm gonna stop because I'm just reading
you lists, but this is amazing.

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Great job Netflix. Six minutes into
the podcast, I've only done one story,

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all right. Other major news,
Trevor Noah will host the twenty twenty

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four Grammy Awards. It's his fourth
time. He announced this on his podcast

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What Now with Trevor Noah. Trevor
said, I think it's important to acknowledge

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something. I'm hosting the Grammys.
I'm excited about that. Yeah, it's

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a lot of fun. I enjoy
the Grammys because I get to watch the

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show in person and then experiencing comment
and on person while it's happening. The

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Grammys are February fourth. Vulture points
out Trevor if he wins, he'd be

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the fourth Grammy host to win during
a show that they hosted. On this

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next story, I'm gonna pull my
punch here. I'm gonna do a lot

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of wink wink, nudge, nudge, know who I mean, because I

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don't want to be investigated by the
Secret Service. The Messager reports. The

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Secret Service investigated comedian Shane Gillis for
saying that seeing a particular person. Wink

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wink, nudge nudge. Secret Service
involved you know who I mean, and

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not the current guy, the guy
before the current guy. Shane Gillis apparently

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told a joke about the person with
that big job back in twenty nineteen.

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I'm quite paraphrasing here again, I
don't want to be investigated, and Secret

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Service appreciate that you guys love the
show. I'm just reporting on a new

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story, Shane said, paraphrasing here
of all the you know people with that

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big job, I've been alive for
that guy who had it at the time,

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not the guy who has it now. I'm not asking for that.

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I don't want that to happen,
but it'd be funny to see. He'd

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be on stage talking crap, the
shooter be coming at him and he'd be

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like, sit down. He'd definitely
make a funny noise when he got hit.

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It would be funny, Shane Gillis
wrote on Twitter back then. I'm

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a comedian who pushes boundaries. I
sometimes miss. My intention is never to

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hurt anyone, but I'm trying to
be the best comedian I can be,

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and sometimes that requires risks. The
messenger says a look around YouTube and TikTok

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shows that Shane Gillis has recycled the
joke at other comedy clubs around the country.

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In twenty twenty one, Gillis retold
that joke during a special taped in

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Austin, but that time included a
joke about the guy who currently has the

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big job. Gillis suggests that that
person is the first person with that big

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job that someone could kill with a
punch, a reference to that person's age

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and perceive fragility again, Secret Service, I'm just reporting a news story here.

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Appreciate that you guys listen, so
the messenger tells us. After Gillis's

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act at the stand was picked up
by news outlets, the joke caught the

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attention of a protective intelligence research specialist
at the Secret Service. According to documents

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attained by the messenger, the Secret
Service employee noted the joke in an email

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with the subject line discovery of threatening
statement by comedian Shane Gillis. Per this

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report, the employee wrote that they
found Gillis's joke by doing routine open source

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intelligence research and found that multiple news
outlets had reported on the joke. In

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the records, the Secret Service rits
that Gillis was not interviewed when he made

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inappropriate statements towards Guy with Big Job, and the information had not been presented

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to the US Attorney's Office. To
conduct their productive, intelligent assessment of Shane

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Gillis, the Secret Service pulled his
personal information such as his social Security number,

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of criminal history, last known phone
number, address, and vehicle information.

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They also checked three internal databases for
reports about pass threats. A Secret

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Service Deputy Special Agent in charge told
the Messenger, the Secret Service is aware

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of the comments made by mister Gillison. As a matter practice, we do

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not comment on matters involving protective intelligence. We can't say, however, that

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the Secret Service investigates all threats related
to our protectees. The Messenger reminds us

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Gillis is not the first comedian to
be investigated for jokes about the guy with

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a Big Job. In twenty twenty
one, John mulaney apparently was investigated about

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a joke made on SNL. M'lany
further joked with Jimmy Kimmel that he'd been

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investigated by the agency for a joke
about Roman dictator Julius Caesar. Another big

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story from page six, The New
York comedy scene is being shaken by allegations

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that an SNL cast member lifted a
catchphrase from Janis Poppas. Page six is

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told there's been a flurry of angry
messages and finger pointing between comics cast members

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and other members of the SNL team
after an alleged blatant ripoff. If you

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saw last week's episode, Marcello Hernandez
played a flamboyant Hispanic character who used the

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catchphrase das it many times. However, apparently Yannis Pappas has been doing a

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beloved Hispanic character called Marisa for years
with the catchphrase das it. Papus told

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Page six, I'm kind of torn
on the situation. Part of me is

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honored, but the other part of
me has to find out about the bit

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the next day from people tagging me
and writing me about this. I'm been

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doing stand up comedy for two decades
now, so I'm not an up and

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coming comedian. I'm surprised nobody in
the writer's room spoke up about this.

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I find it hard to believe Marcella
wasn't aware of me and the character,

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a source close to SNL told Page
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This sketch, in its premise,
was independently created DEAs it was a

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commonly used phrase in Marcella's household in
Latin community growing up in Miami. The

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sketch was not written with Giannis's character
in mind. Page six reminds us that

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the show has been accused of plagiarism
a dozen or so times in its forty

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eight year history. In his two
thousand and four memoir Gasping for Airtime,

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former cast member j Moore admitted to
stealing a sketch from comic Rick Shapiro.

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Michael McDonald, You know the singer. He's got a new book coming out.

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Why you telling me about this,
Johnny mack? Well, guess who

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co wrote it? Wrong? Of
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I was like, what, Apparently, Paul Reiser has several books,

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including Couplehood, Babyhood, and Familyhood. Paul Reiser tells People Magazine. I

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sort of made a joke because I
period asked Michael McDonald questions I didn't understand

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about the doobies and about him,
and I said, jokingly, you should

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write a book so I don't have
to bother you all the time, and

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he said, I've thought about it, but I don't know how you start

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that during the pandemic. Apparently they
worked on it. It is called What

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a Fool Believes Good title. It
will cover McDonald's long career, his interaction

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with other musicians, and his battles
with drug and alcohol addiction. It'll be

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out in May. Kathy Griffin she's
been investigated by the FEDS. At some

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point, she was speaking to the
pitch at Kansas City, who said,

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we read somewhere the your new stand
up tour came together at a moment's notice.

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I'd been waiting patiently for all the
planets in a line like this,

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Kathy said, Yeah, I've been
writing stuff this whole time. Because I've

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been doing it for so many decades. I can't help but look at everything

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through the prism of what would be
funny. Honestly, it's just pitiful.

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I've been taking my little notes the
whole time, waiting for Hollywood to get

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over themselves and come back to me. And no joke. I just got

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a manager two or three months ago, and then they got me an agent

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a couple weeks later. I think
the people who buy tickets probably know about

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my cancer and how my voice is
a little higher pitched now. I talk

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about that part because I didn't know
cancer was accidentally funny. But let me

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tell you something, when you have
cancer, it's the great equalizer. And

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if I'm called Kathy Lee Gifford one
more time at the medical office, I'm

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on the D list even in my
cancer medical appointments. But I'm cancer free

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now. So I was actually injured
during my surgery when they took out half

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my left lung. Half my left
lung gone gone. It's somewhere and it

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hazard been somewhere in Beverly Hills,
along with my dignity. And from the

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Irish Star You're Home for Comedy News, comedian Katie Boyle has explained Irish slang

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two Americans. She's been living in
New York for nearly a decade, but

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sometimes Jesus phrases that the Americans don't
understand. I remember back in the nineties,

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I had several Irish friends and they
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go out for some crack. And
in the nineties, when you said that

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to me, I'm like, no, I don't really do cocaine derivatives.

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Thank you. Though apparently craxy or
aic would just mean want to go out

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for some good fun. Wonderful word
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to confuse somebody. Katie Boyle has
been confusing people using the phrase in bits,

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which I'm familiar with. She explained
on stage, if we're sick,

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we'll say I'm in bits. But
when I said that to Americans, they

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were like, sorry, what I
had to explained it? I was like,

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it means sick because I'm in bits, I'm in little pieces, I'm

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not whole. I was like,
oh my god, are we just all

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poets on Ireland? This is so
embarrassing, Katie said, every time I

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go home, the humor is so
subtle. I have to remind myself that

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most people are being sarcastic all the
time here. If you're going to be

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sarcastic, you have to add a
bit more tone. Irish people are just

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naturally funnier in general, and funnier
with dark stuff. Irish audiences are chattier

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and interactive in a fun way.
And that's your comedy news for today.

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I'll meet you back here tomorrow. Thanks,