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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, Jenny Mack with your daily comedy news.
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The Wwees roast of WrestleMania has leaked online. The Sportster
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reports that various footage from the show has been leaked
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by those in attendance. I went looking for the clips.
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They were pulled down by the time I got to them,
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But if you circulate the internet long enough, you'll find
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a ten minute compilation of clips from the roost. It
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begins with Paul Hayman, who reportedly was the star of
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the show, laying into Tony Hinchcliff and then going after
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Gabe A Glacias. After Hayman gets done with a Glacias,
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Triple H shows up. It seems that Triple H cut
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off Tony Hinchcliff just as he made a joke about
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while logan Paul is allegedly banned from Japan. I don't
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know what that reference means as someone else. The first
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thing Triple H says once he's on stage suggests that
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he came out to stop Tony from saying anything else.
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Now you never know, and I haven't seen the clip.
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Is this a work? Is it a bit? Is that
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what really happened? Who knows Triple H then makes some
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jokes about Nia Jackson Pat McAfee, claiming that he came
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out to rescue McAfee so he can sober up, before
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appearing on ESPN the next day. Some criticism of the
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Rose set. The whole point of a roast is to
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pick on people who were there so that they can
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fight back. Jacks did the opposite, going after Rick Flair,
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Cody Rhodes, and Michael Cole. None of them were in attendance.
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Who knows. We'll keep an eye on that. Hey, did
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John mulaney take my notes? At the beginning of Wednesday's show,
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there was a cairon that alluded to celebrities not knowing
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what to do when they're on the show and not
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knowing what to talk. I thought mulanie's episode Wednesday was
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far and away the best that he's done because he
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went single guest with Conan and they were able to
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get into a rhythm. I mean, that's the way to
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do it, and that's what I've been preaching about. Conan
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comes out, it's just Conan and m'laney. They have some chemistry.
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They're doing it. Then Io came out as the second guest,
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typical late night talk show dynamics. There, everybody slides down
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the couch. We all know what to do, we know
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how to do this. The show worked much better for
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the callers, and I'll talk about that in a second.
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I was wondering if the caller about dinosaurs was staged.
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If not, it was Comedy Gold. Regardless, it was Comedy Gold.
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Consequence of Sound had somebody in the audience. They thought
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it was interesting that Malania went with Q cards rather
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than a teleprompter. Consequence ads it's pretty staggering to see
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an hour's worth of handwritten card stacked together. It's much
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bulkier than you'd expect. The Q Card team filed into
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the studio at around six fifty five pm Pacific time.
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As we know, the show starts at seven o'clock. Richard
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Kine took his position with forty five seconds to go.
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Consequence of Sound writes, the applause sign works hard all night,
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they write, sometimes, of course, in audience applause because they
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want to. But when filming live TV, you might need
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to nudge them a bit, say with a light up
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sign that flashes when the production team wants collapse. What
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struck me most was that the applause sign flashed on
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what they felt like was a very planned way, and
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other times was operating what it seemed like it wanted to.
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That is not uncommon for an applause sign. I remember
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seeing Letterman who was forty years ago. Yeah, it's forty
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years ago. Oh wow, I remember seeing Letterman that they
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had an applause signed back then. The caller I alluded
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to before, doctor Jack Horner, who called in about the dinosaurs,
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was actually the technical adviser in the first five Jurassic
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Park movies. Consequence of Sound tells us the band Mets
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were so loud that they gave everyone ear plugs. Consequence
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Rights have been too many studio tapings before, but being
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handed earplugs before the show was a new one for me,
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and even sitting in the back row was grateful for them.
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We found out why Rita Moreno didn't make her appearance.
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She has vertigo, a spokesperson told Entry to me Weekly.
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Happy to report nothing serious, she's bummed. Variety caught up
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with Pete Davidson the topic tattoos. What made you decide
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to remove those tattoos, Pete. Pete said, I started during
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COVID in twenty twenty, and it's going to take me
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another ten years. My arms are pretty much gone. On
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my hands meca gone, but instill my torso and back
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was really because I wasn't taking care of myself. I
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used to be a drug addict and I was a
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sad person. I felt ugly and that I needed to
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be covered up. And I don't think there's anything wrong
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with tattoos, but mine. When I look at them, I
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remember a sad person that was very unsure. So I'm
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just removing them and starting fresh because I think that's
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what works best for me in my brain. When I
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look in the mirror, I don't want the reminder of, oh, yeah,
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you were a drug addict, like that's why I have
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SpongeBob smoking a joint on your back. They should have meaning,
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not that it was just high watch a Game of Thrones.
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Pete explains it's a six week healing process each time
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you get a tattoo removed. Each tattoo is ten to
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twelve sessions. That's sixty weeks of your life right there
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on just one tattoo to remove, So it's pretty horrible.
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It's like putting your arm on a grill and burning
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off the layer and then you got to do maintenance
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and let it heal properly, and it's pretty tough. It sucks.
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I'm not gonna lie. They were curious how much money
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this is costing Pete Davidson. He says, it's a pretty
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uncomfortable amount of money to disclose. But I think one
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of the tabloids leaked it. I've already spent like two
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hundred grand that I'm like thirty percent done, So it's
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gonna suck. Friday asked about the ferry that Pete ball
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with Colin Jost. What's going on with that. Pete says,
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we have one floor done out of the four and
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we're holding events on the first floor and we're partnering
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with a bunch of people to get a plan going,
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which is kind of a secret. But we're gonna have
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a couple of restaurant. It's a nice bar. I'm going
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to maintain the integrity of the ferry and have the
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old ferry stuff still be there, just be a little refurbished.
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People don't understand this is like a five to ten
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year project. People are like, I guess nothing's happening with it.
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We don't know anything about boats so we're figuring it
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all out. It's been really fun. We're having a good
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time and it's at a good place, and we have
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a couple of fun events planned for the summer. Brett
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Goldstein special came out on HBO last night. He spoke
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to the La Times. He explained he's been doing a
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version of this show, building off bits from the twenty
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eighteen Fringe show. He toured it for fourteen months around
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the States that at some point someone said you have
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to film this and stop doing it, and I said, okay.
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I think stand up keeps your brain sharp in a
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way that nothing else does, because you have so much
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pressure when you're standing under the lights in front of
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a crowd. You have to come up with something in
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a way that you don't when you're in a writer's room.
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What I really love is that there's no committee. I
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don't have to discuss it with anyone. It's amazing making
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TV and film, but it's a huge thing that involves
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tunre people and you have to communicate everything to everyone.
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You have to compromise and deal with execs. And we
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do stand up. It's like, hey, here's this idea. I
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thought of this afternoon and I'm saying it. Tonight, wcm
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out Bell visited Castle mind On High School in Oakland.
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Fresh off his win on Celebrity Jeopardy, Bell announced that
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the recipient of the one million dollar charity prize goes
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to donor's choice. They are a fundraising platform similar to GoFundMe.
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The teachers used to purchase stuff for their classrooms. Bell said,
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I feel like I was raised here in Oakland, California,
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so I hope it helps you. Brad Williams was at
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the NFL Draft. He pitched the commissioner on an idea
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to stop the tush push. You know, the tush push.
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We all go up to the line and we meeting
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the Philadelphy Eagles and they all run forward and they
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get the first down like every time. Brad Williams, who
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if you don't know, is a little person, told Roger Goodell,
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the NFL commissioner. Obviously, one of the big hot topics
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over the season is the tush push. The brotherly chef
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Williams ask Goodell, my question is the late football coach
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Mike Leach. It was recently discovered that he had suggested
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putting a little person in the backfield and actually tossing
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him over the line for short yardage situations. Everybody laughed.
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Goodell stood up and shook Brad's hand and said, you're
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in Brad's I have a job. But you know what,
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that's not a crazy idea. I mean it's a crazy idea,
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but it would work. First down, Joe Rogan was happy
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with his meal. It was fresh elk, he had fried it.
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He topped the elk with some fresh cheddar and some jalapennios.
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He went on Instagram to show it off. Joe said,
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one of my new favorite ways to cook elk sliced
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about half an inch thin, seasoned, fried in beef talow
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with a slice of cheddar on top, and sliced telipanio perfection.
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Rogan's fans chimed in on social media. One wrote this
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is nice. I cooked venison like this a while back.
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I folded strips of venison with cream, cheese and jalapenos,
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and some additionally wrapped in turkey bacon. Oh man. Another wrote,
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meat and cheese just go so well together. The jalapenos
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would probably take it to the next level. And that
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is your comedy news for today on a Sunday. See
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you here tomorrow,