May 6, 2024

Jerry Seinfeld, Katt Williams, Tom Brady - its all about Netflix right now!

Jerry Seinfeld, Katt Williams, Tom Brady - its all about Netflix right now!

Amy Schumer's Powerful Message at Variety Power of Women
Hollywood Connections: Amy Schumer and the Seinfelds
Jerry Seinfeld's 'Unfrosted': A Comedy Flop?
Netflix is a Joke Festival Highlights
Dane Baptiste's Social Media Storm

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Amy Schumer's Powerful Message at Variety Power of Women
Hollywood Connections: Amy Schumer and the Seinfelds
Jerry Seinfeld's 'Unfrosted': A Comedy Flop?
Netflix is a Joke Festival Highlights
Dane Baptiste's Social Media Storm



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Callaroga Shark Media a very very robust
Monday. Hi, I'm Johnny Mack with

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your daily comedy news. A good
joke by Jimmy Kimmel who said Marjorie Taylor

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Green is acting like such a child
that Matt gets asked her out on a

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date. By the way, if
he wants some political comedy, check out

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the Ballot podcast. So I'm up
two minds here. One, this really

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is a robust show with a lot
of great stuff. On the other hand,

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honestly kind of frustrated. I wrote
and recorded this on Friday because I

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was going to Cleveland on Saturday and
just needed to get in front of things.

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So I will talk about Kat Williams, and I will talk about Tom

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Brady, and I will talk about
the Pop Tarts movie. I'll do all

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that tomorrow because as I record this, haven't seen him yet. That kind

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of sucks. By the way,
the big difference between Cleveland and the Golden

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Globes Cleveland has fewer camera shots of
Taylor Swift. Heading into the weekend,

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Jeff Ross thought that Tom Brady was
going to have the strongest say. During

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the roast of Tom Brady, Ross
said, I watched him running some material.

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He's ruthless. He wants to win
his own roast. I caught him

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in the last super Bowl he won, like three years ago. On Super

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Bowl Sunday, I saw him looking
at my Instagram stories. I'm posting roasty

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jokes about the Super Bowl and I
happened to see Tom brady verified account and

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he's playing in the super Bowl three
hours and I'm like, this is what

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this guy's doing right before the Super
Bowl. And then he won, and

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I said, man, I think
he'd be a great person a roast.

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We can invite Julian Edelman, he
can explain the jokes to Gronk. It

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could be a fun night out.
Brady was like, LFG, let's go.

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Then he agreed to do it.
He signed the contract. Then to

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get out of it, he unretired
for two years. To his credit,

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he's stuck with it and he's brave. Man. The thing I love about

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Tom Brady is he's a student of
the roast and it was his dream to

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get roasted. Cat Williams big profile
in The New York Times. I shared

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it in the Facebook group on Friday
Daily Comedy News podcast group The New York

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Times says with a mister Rogers level
of thoughtfulness. Kat said, I thought

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I had worked out a way of
breaking the Internet, and I felt pretty

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confident, so I kind of wrote
it like a one man movie, with

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the intention of the outcome and the
trails off there the time. Says few

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people are better at weaving narratives that
seem too incredible to be true than Kat

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Williams, like when Cat describes how
he taught himself to fall asleep exactly fifty

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nine seconds where's caat Williams himself puts
it, The benefit of Cat Williams Live

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is that you don't know in any
way what he's gonna say. I try

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to write the seven to ten most
bleeping things that I think, and I

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try to make that into the comedy
show. And our long special comprises ten

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to twelve standalone pieces, which usually
leaves Cat looking at a bit or two.

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As he's writing. For this set, he paired down what started as

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a ninety minute set. On the
road, Cat watches footage of the previous

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night For the first thirty so dates, Cat says, my job is to

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let this guy know, Hey,
you're looking old out there. You're gonna

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work this stage. He says,
most off and he's not refining the words,

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but the delivery a bigger gesture and
a different tilt of the head.

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By the way, if you're in
Cincinnati April twenty seventh, you missed it

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is now Cat Williams Day. Yeah, Cincinnati proclaimed Cat Williams Day due to

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notable career and performances at established venues
such as the Improv. Amy Schumer was

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honored at the Variety Power of Women. She teld the yucky story about on

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a recent project, the cruise production
assistant had been sexually harassed by an actor

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on set. Amy says she told
the appropriate people and did what she needed

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to do to feel safe and to
heal. I called her to apologize and

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thank her for speaking up for the
women who would come after her that she

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had saved. This isn't perfect.
This is progress, and many of you

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here today your work will help guide
these women. So when the time comes,

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they'll say, oh, I'm so
sorry, not on my watch,

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mfor Here's a clip from Amy.
Some women may say, some people may

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say that women are good leaders.
I know, I'm serious. Some people

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they think we're good at communicating and
maybe we should be running more things.

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It's crazy and we carry the wisdom
of so many brilliant women before us.

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We know from Bell Hooks that learning
to love our female selves is where our

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search for love must begin. From
Glory as steinem we know that we are

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linked, not ranked, from Paula
gettings that one of our core principles should

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be making women equal to women.
Somebody else who spoke at this was named

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Sasha Seinfeld Seinfeld. That name is
familiar a. Sasha Seinfeld is a staff

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reuter on Life and Beth. Oh
and she's the daughter of Jerry Seinfeld.

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That's weird because Jerry sometimes puts Amy
in movies. Oh okay, welcome to

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Hollywood, everybody. That's all it
works. Sasha spoke about Amy Schumer here.

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Let's listen. Amy, a smart
person unafraid of seeming dumb, was

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my entry point into womanhood. What
she lacks in propriety she makes up for

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in HUTSBA. Until Amy, no
one had ever told me to be courageous,

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be saucy, confront people, say
your wildest, most truthful inner thoughts,

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take that last trip before someone else
does. She is exactly the kind

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of woman I want to be.
In another clip, I don't audio of

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Sasha Seinfeld is telling a story about
Amy Schumer at the memorial dinner for Jimmy

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Buffett. I didn't know Jimmy Buffett
and Amy Schumer were tight. We welcome

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to Holly what everyone? When Jane
Buffett entered the room of grieving guests,

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Amy took one of her boobs out, walked right up to Jane and gave

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her a big hug. It cut
right through the darkness and made everyone smile.

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Sasha Seinfeld said. Amy said to
daughter Delaney Buffett, I could see

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them being friends. As I believe
both these Seinfelds and Buffetts have homes in

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the Hamptons. Maybe Amy does too. According to Sasha, Amy joked,

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if it makes you feel any better, I wish my dad was dead.

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Sasha Seinfeld, writer on Amy Schumer, projects her dad is Jerry Seinfeld.

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Have you heard of him. He's
got a new movie called Unfrosted. He's

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not gonna like the reviews. Here's
a roundup. The Chicago Sun Times declared

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Unfrosted one of the decades worst movies. If there was such a thing called

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the IMDb Witness Protection program where you
could get your name taken off the credits

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of a particular product. This would
be that project. Wow. I'm quite

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surprised because the trailer looked fun.
As I record this on for IDA,

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I have at CD yet playing on
watching it with my wife at seven pm.

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It's on the family calendar. That
said, a lot of Netflix movies

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are terrible. Netflix. I feel
like in the last fourm Ons has gotten

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a lot better, but a lot
of Netflix movies have been pretty terrible.

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The Daily Globe and Mail called it
one big steaming pile dot dot dot,

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a distressingly laughrey affair, like a
long lost Lorne Michael's produced SNL feature from

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the nineties. Jokes so hacky that
Kenny Bonia wouldn't touch them, and the

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pacings so slow it rivals Elane's experience
during the English patient Yikes. The Daily

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Beast called the movie as bad as
you'd expect, superior to Seinfeld's B movie.

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It's content to be child, content
to be childishly silly rather than legitimately

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weird. There's nothing particularly awful about
it, but there's also very little that's

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a memorable. That's kind of what
I'm expecting, Collider wrote, considering we're

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in a world where Barbie can make
one point four billion dollars. It's a

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shame Unfrosted doesn't try harder again.
Even a film like Weird The Wonderful Weird

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Al Movie managed to make its jokes
and cameo's work as part of a larger

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story, whereas Unfrosted always puts the
story on the back burner. The San

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Francisco Chronicles says Seinfeld's over the top
throw and everything but the kitchen sink approach

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mixed for an uneven film, with
some gags inspired, others grown inducing.

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The Guardian was kinder, saying it's
all It's not exactly a masterpiece, but

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amiable and funny in a way that's
much harder to achieve than it looks.

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The Washington Post gave it two and
a half stars and said Unfrosted maybe the

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platonic ideal of the Netflix movie ephemeral, edible, enjoyable, forgettable. Jerry

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kicked off The Netflix Is a Joke
at Comedy Festival last week. He did

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the show with Jim Gaffigan, Nate
Pergatziy, and Sebastian Maniscalco. Jerry called

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it, according to Hollywood Reporter,
one of the best nights I've had in

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my entire life. Wow, Jerry
said, I'm here with the greatest comedians

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we could get that were available tonight. How's itnonamous at a gig. We've

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never been on a stage together in
our lives. This is our first time.

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Sebastian Maniscalco said, I'm not used
to working with other people, some

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kind of put out of place and
trying to figure out where I belong in

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this group. Seinfeld said, I
used to work with three other very funny

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people. I got used to that. Seinfeld teld the audience. The group

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had to figure out who was gonna
go in what order. They drew numbers

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out of a hat. Manuscalco got
one, Bergatzi two, Gaffigan three,

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Seinfeld four. That's a hell of
a coincidence. Gee, you think you

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think that was the order of Sebastian
Nate? Jim Seinfeld, Yeah, what

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did you think? Gaffigan said,
I've been praying for third. Sebastian introduced

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Manuscalco was saying, he's one of
my favorite comedians. Come on, that's

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the perfect that's how you would sequence
it. What are you gonna have Jerry

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go first? And Sebastian clothes get
out of here? That's the worry.

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Bourbon entrepreneur Jim Gaffigan commented on accusations
he's on Ozimpic after a recent weight loss.

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He denied it. He said he's
on a similar medication, Munjaro.

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I had to look that punch line
up. That is a type two diabetes

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treatment to lower A one C.
Jim said, I'm not playing Major League

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baseball. I'm just a fat guy
trying not to die, trying and enjoy

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being thin because I know I'm gonna
be fat again. This is not sustainable.

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This is the drug to close out
the night. Jerry did jokes about

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marriage, golfing, and AI and
said, I like a I I like

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it. It can't write this.
I looked at stuff terrible. It can't

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write comedy. It's not dumb enough. You need a certain amount of dumb

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for this, and you can't teach
that. That's a gift. Oh,

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I accept the challenge. Here.
Let's see, let's go to chat.

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Shept wright Seinfeld style jokes about what
should we go with? Chairs? Maybe

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Jerry's right, here's the best one
to check him up with Chairs are like

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the ultimate interrogators. You sit down, Suddenly they're asking questions why you're sitting

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like that, You're really gonna eat
another slice of pizza? Not awful?

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You drop that in the middle of
a set and have a proper comedian tell

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it. Those two might have worked. I bet Jerry would have got a

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laugh with that pizza line. More
Netflix, they announced seven new comedy specials.

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They are from Michelle Buteau, Ali
Wong, Bert Kreischer, Dion Cole,

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Fortune Fimester, Gabriel Iglesias and and
Joe Coy. I don't know if

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you guys know Joe Coy. Uh
Filipino comedian balld. He hosted the Golden

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Globes. He got in a bit
of trouble last year. He told a

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joke about Taylor Swift that didn't go
over so well. Here, let me

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play the club to remind you a
big difference between the Golden Globes and the

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NFL. On the Golden Gloves,
we have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift.

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True brutal. If everything went according
to plan, col and Wong have

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already recorded their new specials at the
festival. Gabbes will be the ones I

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told you about recently, recording at
the Hard Rock in Hollywood, Florida,

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June twelfth to fourteenth. Michelle Butttill
will film her second special for Netflix at

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Radio City this summer. Joe Coy
I'll do it again. He was saved

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at the King's Theater in Brooklyn,
New York last November. No word on

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Fortune Feamsters taping. The eight hundred
Pound Gorilla said, Hassan Minhaj hosted one

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of the most impressive drop in shows
they've ever seen at Netflix. Is a

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joke festival, all right, I
mean that's kind of a subset there.

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Seipha sounds worn up the crowd with
some music. Then Hassan came out and

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did a quick five minutes about having
Ashley Biden at one of his shows and

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which is it was? Hunter.
He also did material about Zillo the first

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drop in Tim Dlon, The Gorilla
says Dylan may be a big draw,

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but he did have his work cutout
for him when he came to this particular

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crowd. There are two types of
comedians, ones who care deeply about winning

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over an audience and those who genuinely
don't care. I know which Tim is.

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He is the latter. His set
range from a zimpic to not knowing

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how to fix them. Middle least
to TikTok. He did end up showing

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his impressive crowd work chops with a
few people in the crowd. The Gorilla

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writes, if Dylan is the comedian
that seemingly doesn't care about winning over crowd,

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Bert Krascher is at the opposite end
of that spectrum. Came out,

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took off his shirt, talked about
losing weight, talked about how Hassan is

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his daughter's favorite comedian, phone staff
with his wife, and then visiting the

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Anne Frank House. Liked Tim Dylan
Burke Kreischer couldn't help but address this is

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not his usual audience. Next up
ZENEB Johnson with a short set that's a

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tough draw. Following those two,
then Nikki Glazer, who did a large

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chunk on depression, why she wants
to stay alive and aging, and then

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Miss Pat Wow, What a random
show. Miss Patt talked about being bored

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by being married and getting older.
She played off the energy in the room,

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making it clear she wasn't there to
be heckled. She got particularly friendly

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with a white guy in their front
row named Brad. And then Ronnie Cheng

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What a weird show. Chang talked
about loving America and his MAGA friend.

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He then segued into talking about canceling, saying canceling is what it used to

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be. Called out Hassan and Minaj
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out of the crowd and joining Ronnie
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back and forth. They started talking
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made up some things. Minhaj achuced
Ronnie Chang of leaking the story. Hassan

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said, who the f fact checks
stand up comedy? Only Ronnie Chang would

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set me up. Sounds like an
awesome show. That first half was so

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long. I had no joke.
I took a lunch break. My sugar's

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crashed during that first half. I
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is my favorite. It is so
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This one was delicious. I might
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Dot com slash Dayly Comedy News,
but that's not a thing yet.

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Where who are we seriously? I
just took it was yeah, half an

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hour. I'll see the Sydney Comedy
Festival. I'll do it quick because we

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were so long today. Oh good
for me. There's only one show on

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Tuesday, THECD Comedy Festival show Ocase, all right, keep moving, John

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Netflix before I forget Tomorrow nine am
is The Two Bears five K. Tonight

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at seventy Sinbad tribute show. David
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That's ten thirty, Bverbiglia at seven, The Gods of Comedy with David

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Letterman at seven thirty. Unclear who
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show the next two nights. Earthquake
at seven, Joe Kim Booster two shows

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seven and nine forty five Done out
Rawlings at seven Well Stuffed Up Now from

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the Spicyy Spicy or Cinema Salad,
Tony Rock at seven thirty, A lot

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of shows from Monday, and a
bunch of others I did not tell you

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about. The Great Outdoors Comedy Festival
announced that Shane Gillis will headline August twenty

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fourth. Some yucky news. British
comedian Dane Baptiste allegedly posted an anti Semitic

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death threat about a female comic.
Prominent members of the British comedy community rounded

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on Baptiste as he was accused of
publishing a now deleted Instagram post in which

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he told an unidentified female comedian per
Deadline, that he would sit in prison

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while your family sit at the cemetery. No no, no, no,

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not cool, dude. Per Deadline, the UK's Community Security Trust is a

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charity that examines incidences of anti Jewish
hate. They've been notified about Baptist's message,

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which began a quick note to the
Zionist comedian stalking my family's page.

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Baptiste wrote, I want you to
sit down with your husband and kids and

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imagine what they're lives. I didn't
want to repeat this because North London is

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a quick trip in a think tank. Will have to be an actual tank

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to keep you safe from me,
dude. Awful awful, awful. Ask

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about and comedians will tell you.
I will be your literal doorstep. Your

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agent will keep you safe. The
act is dumb, but don't be a

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dumb woman, yikes. Deadline writes
they do not know the identity of the

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comedian Baptiste was allegedly threatening. The
post has been deleted, but it's making

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the rounds on Twitter. Ricky Gervaise
reposted a post that highlighted Baptiste publicly threatening

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to kill a Jewish woman. Another
comic, Marcus Briggstoke wrote, the threatened

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by Dean Baptiste against a woman on
ig wasn't vague and cannot be justified.

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It was targeted and dangerous, driven
in my opinion, by anti Semitism and

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misogyny. I refuse to look the
other way and stay silent while only Jewish

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friends speak up. I see a
Instagram post one day ago, so it's

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Friday one, eighteen pm Eastern from
me Instagram's hyming. This is from one

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day ago on what I believe to
be Dean's account, and it has a

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check mark in the reason past.
I received a number of threatening and abusive

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messages from accounts accusing me of anti
Semitism for having propouse and in views of

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a new family, and my partner
made me aware that some of the same

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people were monitoring her Instagram account and
a massive error of judgment. I posted

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an excessive and impulsive response, hoping
to suade anybody monitoring my family. I

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made a point to say Zionist and
not Jewish, but I appreciate how disturbing

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threatening, and in Cindiara that language
is. I would categorically state that I

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have no ill intention towards the Jewish
community and never have. I have a

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loving family of which I'm massively protective
of, irected poorly and emotionally to a

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perceive threat with no considered thought to
the consequences, and I apologize profusely for

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my actions to the Jewish community,
my colleagues, and my fans. That

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is an Instagram post that's all white
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A Dean apparently had been dropped by
his agencies as I record this on

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Friday. Meanwhile, in Madison,
Wisconstant A theater canceled show featuring Michael Rappaport.

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He was scheduled to play at Comedy
on State on Thursday. I feel

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like we've heard about them before.
Chappelle on the back of my mind Something

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Something. The Avenue sent out an
email to ticket holders Wednesday night saying the

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show was canceled due to safety concerns
from escalating protests and a quote contentious nature

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of the dialogue unquote surrounding the conflict
in Gaza. Apparently, the statement reads

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in light of the current environment downtown
marked by a reculating protests and a contentious

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nature of the dialogues around in current
affairs, We've made a difficult decision to

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cancel the Thursday show with Michael rapperport
the safety and well being of our audience,

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members, staff and community or our
top priorities. We believe this decision

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is in the best interest of all
involved. Rapp Report went on Twitter and

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called these situation in Madison quotes very
very very bleeped up. Apparently, Comedy

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on State is less than a mile
away from a student encampment that was set

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up to protest Israel's response to the
attacks by Hamas and Gaza. John Stewart

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not on tonight because he was out
at the Netflix as a Joke festival in

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La So Jordan Klepper will do Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, but John Stewart

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will do Thursday. And that is
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hitting it at about seven twenty five
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be a problem for her because apparently
she sleeps in and isn't up by six

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twenty five. I don't know what
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