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Hi there, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily Comedy News
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Today crossover episode with The Letterman Podcast. Mike Chisholm is
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the host of The Letterman Podcast, and he had seen
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a list of the top ten late night host of
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all time and he didn't like the list, so he
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made his own and he wanted me to react to it.
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So over the Christmas break he was like, Hey'm going
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to send you a list. I'm like, don't send me
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the list. I don't want to see your list. I'll
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just react to it. So that's what you're going to
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hear right now.
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We've talked a little bit about your reaction to the
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Billboard Top twenty five Comedians of the Century. Well, there's
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been a few late night ones as well. One particular
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late night list came out, the top ten late night
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Hosts of All Time list, which I appreciated. It's hard
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when it's a mount rushmore when you got to pick four.
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It's hard when it's ten. You've got a little bit
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more breathing room and you can talk about things. I
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did not like the list that came out. I don't
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even want to, you know, I don't wanna. I wasn't
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a fan of the list that came out, and and
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and so I decided to pend my own top ten list,
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and I find I think that I did a pretty
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good job. I have not made this list public to anybody.
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You're the first person that's going to hear it. And
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the whole premise of the show was you reacting to
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what I think is the definitive top ten late night
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hosts in history list.
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So that got this up, you gotta say. From the
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home office in Vancouver, it's the top ten late night
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hosts of all time, topka late night hosts of all time,
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number ten.
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Okay, I got that, I got that in I got
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that in my head. And so what we're gonna do? Okay,
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from the home office in Lumbee, British Columbia, the top
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ten late night television hosts in history. For me, the
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top ten late night host it has to be started
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by Steve Allen. Number ten is Steve Allen. And this
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list is is I like this list because there's a
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couple that are sort of combined with each other. There
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are a couple that are kind of group together. But
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I start the list with Steve Allen because as far
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as I'm concerned, this is the guy that set the blueprint.
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You do talk about a blueprint that even in twenty
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twenty five, the format is the same for the most part,
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the desk, the monologue, the guests, the panel, the way
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that they're set up. This is the guy that basically
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said this is how it's gonna be. Yes, there were
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shows before him, there were stuff that came along before him,
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but Steve Allen is the guy that actually set the tone,
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and all these years later, you know that blueprint is
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still being followed. So to me, you start the list
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with Steve Allen, you know, not because he was the
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first to do it. You make him number one, but
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you say, okay, you're the guy. You're the guy that's
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going to start the list, just like you're the guy
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that started the genre. That's why I positioned him at
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number ten.
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Oh absolutely.
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If we had a magic wand and you could take
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Steve Allen in his prime and say, you know, we're
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going to use doctor Who technology here, Steve Allen in
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your prime, right now, I need you to host. I
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need you to fill in for Johnny Carson on a
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Tuesday night in nineteen seventy six.
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Done.
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I need you to fill in on Late Night with
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David Letterman on a Monday in nineteen eighty five. No problem,
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where's the Alka Seltzer suit. I got this same note
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on Conan Hey, John Stewart's throwing up in the bathroom.
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You think you can wing the Daily Show for us? Absolutely?
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Jimmy Kimmel doesn't want to do it anymore. You want
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to show on ABC in twenty twenty eight, Sure, so
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on Steve Allen one.
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There we go, and and and the cool thing about
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Steve and not just Steve, but some of the other
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the other you know, pioneers of of of of this genre.
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If you go onto Don Giller's David Letterman YouTube channel,
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if you go to Don Giller's YouTube channel, there's the
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talk show host compilation. And I've talked about this one
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a lot. I don't know if there's any series. And
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this is a this is a big commitment because it's
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like there's seven parts to it, and I think they're
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all an hour each something like that. But it's in
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order every single talk show host appearance on one of
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David Letterman shows, and Steve Allen appeared on Late Night.
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I think you've appeared on the Morning Show too. Now
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I think about it the Morning Show and Late Night
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and it's it's it's really cool watching Steve. His influence
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on Dave is obvious in the first couple interactions. There's
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a nervousness that Dave has, and I love that about
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early Dave. You know, it's the exact opposite of where
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he is right now. He's not the elder statesman that
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can that can communicate with anybody. He is really nervous
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and UH. And and to watch Steve come in and
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and and and im part some wisdom and grace in
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doing so and even doing the show is such a
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cool thing. And and so I highly recommend that for
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people who love this stuff, highly recommend going and watching
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that compilation. UH number nine another trailblazer in his own right.
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Arcinio Hall and I have our studio here at number
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nine because, of course UH the first talk show host
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of of UH of color who has his own full
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time show. Johnny of course had guest hosts of color
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for the Tonight Show, but this is the first one
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that it's really helmed his own deal, and not just
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helmed his own deal, but was he was a culture,
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a significant person in culture, all culture. I was a
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huge hip hop fan growing up, and I love the
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music on late night. I love the music that would
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show up on late night. There was but but to
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be perfectly frank, the bullseye for me when it came
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to music on any late night talk show of me
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growing up, it was our Senio Hall, our senior Hall.
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Had phenomenal music, he had phenomenal guests. He had a
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different vibe to things, of course, and I thought, uh,
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just the way that he I mean, he's the guy
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that many people said, oh yeah, Carson's in trouble because
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this new hip person is coming in. And he was
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a cultural phenomenon as well. Obviously didn't have the lasting power,
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but at the same time significant enough to make it
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to the top ten.
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Oh absolutely. If you think of a lot of people
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that took on the Johnny timeslot, if not Johnny specifically,
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they were all playing on Johnny's corner, Let's do something
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similar like if you looking like Pat, say, Jack Show,
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what is that? It's you know, it's the Tonight show
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without being the Tonight show, Like what are we doing?
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Whereas Arsenio did something different for a different audience. And
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there was a lot of different audience out there and
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both shows could coexist. You you are reminding me of
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the Carsenio sketch. Now, yes, I'm trying to remember. I've
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read several Carson books, and I can't remember where the
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experts have landed if that sketch actually bothered Johnny or not.
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it's on YouTube. It's a must watch, and it really
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speaks to that particular moment.
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It does and from where I from what I have heard,
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let me ask Mark Malkoff about it. But but yeah, Johnny,
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one of the things that gave Johnny pause in his
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entire career was Arcinio. But also Carcinio, the idea of
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of of of being able to, you know, maybe get
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maybe not a full on gut shot, but a grazing
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bullet to the bulletproof man. I think is something that
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happened there. And apparently Arsenio gave Johnny pause saying well,
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maybe it is time to hang it up. So I mean,
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that's that's significant in itself. Yeah.
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I mean, you know, we all age, and I increasingly
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feel my own age, and I love doing my podcast.
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I'm like, you know, at some point in the not
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crazy future, it's gonna be like, Okay, seventy year old
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man talking about Dane Cook. What David Letterman? That show
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aired sixty years ago, old timer, what are you talking about?
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You know, I do sort of have an unofficial line.
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I've never really pondered where it is. But there are
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comedic things that I don't talk about because it's like
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speaking a different language. I self possess profess to live
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on Old Man Mountain, and at some point it's just
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it's just not my thing. Somebody's doing something on TikTok.
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It's wonderful, it's great, people love it. I don't get
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it if you ever want to feel old. Every now
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and then Variety will do a top twenty, like you know,
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next gen Superstars of Media thing, and you go down
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the list you mentioned before, not being familiar with mister Beast,
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never mind mister Beast. You go down their top twenty
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listen and you're like, I don't know any of these people,
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which is fine, Which is fine. You know, I could
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say to my kids, Hey, there was this guy Dave,
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and he threw watermelons off a tower and they'll be like, yeah, okay, Boomer, Yeah.
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I keep saying that to my granddaughter, she's seven. I'm
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putting all this pressure on her, saying, you're the one
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that's got to keep me cool. You make sure you
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only like cool things.
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Okay, you see, there's no window here. So when he
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throws the card and it's a sound effect, and that's funny.
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It's funny because there's no window. Kids, it's really funny.
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What that being said? She and I because I mean,
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I'm playing he out the idea of her, of her
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doing some reaction videos to some of the stuff Dave did.
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off a tower, she absolutely to this day. Twenty in
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twenty twenty five, a seven year old girl laughs her
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little off when she sees him throwing stuff off the
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tower or running things over with the steamroller. She loved
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the running scens over with the steamroller. But oh, she
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asks to watch it. She's seven, So that gives me
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hope for that generation.
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Right, But like, what's funny about Larry Budd Melman not
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being able to really hear what Dave's saying. All the
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timing's wrong. The guy is not really delivering the lines. Well,
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like why is that funny?
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It just is? But like, hey, kids want to watch
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Larry Budd Melman. What?
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Yeah, I don't know. Okay, now you go. Now I've
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got it. Now I've got an assignment. Lara needs to
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see Larry Budd Melman and we'll have to find out.
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Number eight Craig Ferguson. The people that made this list
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are ones who definitely changed, who added something to the game.
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to me. Ferguson, you know, I loved him. My golden
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age in watching late night television, h was when I
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could watch late show Conan's Show on TBS and Craig Ferguson.
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I know that that is not necessarily popular to a
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lot of the purest. As far as I'm concerned, Conan
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and Ferguson are two that were influenced by guys like
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Dave and and some of this stuff that's out there
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that the esoteric stuff perhaps or you know, just the
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plain weird, uh, you know, and and the idea that
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he evolved his show to a place where he had
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a robot skeleton for a sidekick and they had a
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you know, two guys in a in a two man
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horse costume that would come in every single night, and
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the audience not only bought it, but they yearned for
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it when Secretariat would come in. You know, he had
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a he had a cult following. I really appreciate his sensibility,
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but he also brought some seriousness to the zaniness. You know,
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when he had Desmond tutu on as a guest or
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some of these other people that Craig ferguson to me,
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moved the ball up the field and did it in
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a very very compelling way. That's why he makes the
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list in the top ten. Did you did you ever?
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know if you guys his past ever would have crossed
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the curious thing? You must have?
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and we asked him to do some vo for the
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Radio Classics channel, and he started improving and we're like, wait,
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there's something here, and he agreed to come back the
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next day. We grabbed this guy Ghosty, who was on
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the staff who could do voices and improv, you know,
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well enough to keep up with Craig Ferguson. And they
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came back and just rift and I forget what we
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even did with it, but it was just one of
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those magical things of like, oh, this is fun. I
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get to do this today. I'm going to just hang