Jan. 15, 2026

Pete Davidson Netflix 'Podcast' Controversy, and Joe Rogan has a Cronkite moment

Pete Davidson Netflix 'Podcast' Controversy, and Joe Rogan has a Cronkite moment

In today's angsty episode of Daily Comedy News, Johnny Mac critiques Netflix's announcement of Pete Davidson's new 'video podcast,' asserting it's more of a TV show than a podcast.

He also covers upcoming comedy specials from Taylor Tomlinson, Bobby Lee, and Bob the Drag Queen.

John digs into the socio-political commentary of Joe Rogan comparing ICE to the Gestapo and reflects on Jay Leno's take on modern comedy.

 
00:24 Pete Davidson's New Netflix Show that is NOT a podcast
02:42 Taylor Tonlinson and Bobby Lee's Upcoming Specials
03:59 Star Trek Rant
04:51 Grammy Nominations for Best Comedy Album
06:13 Jay Leno's Take on Modern Comedy
08:04 Joe Rogan and ICE Controversy
13:38 Kim Wayans' New Series
15:08 Bert Kreischer's Advice  

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Callaroga Shark Media.

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Today's gonna be engsty. I'm gonna try and keep it fun,

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but I'm not sure I'm gonna succeed. Hello, I'm Johnny

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Mack with your daily comedy News. I've played with the

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show order several times today and I'm like, all right,

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let me start with the fun stuff up first before

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we really get to it. But even this first story

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annoys me. From Netflix, the headline Pete Davidson to host

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new weekly video podcast from his garage. No, I'll push

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back on that headline in a minute, but first, let

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me tell you the story from the Netflix site. When

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Saturday Night Live Along, Pete Davidson heads into his garage,

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turns on some cameras and starts talking to his friends.

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You might think he's fixing his car or trying to

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find a hammer. Not in Davidson's case, He's filming a

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podcast for Netflix, which feature candid no holds bars conversations.

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I'm trying not to jump in here, or I keep

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going on the Pete Davidson Show. A new video podcast Yeah,

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will be exclusive on Netflix starting Friday, January thirtieth at

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twelve oh one am Pacific Standard times. Let me translate that,

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so that means it comes out Friday at three am

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on the East Coast c watch it on Friday's episodes

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drop every week. Pete will shoot the podcast primarily from

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his garage, where all the best conversations happen, but he

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will occasionally take the show on the road. Pete said,

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Netflix was the home of one of my first stan

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Up specials, so it felt right to bring the podcast

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there too. It's me and my friends talking about anything

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and everything. It's going to be a great time. It's

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good that you feel that way about Netflix. Remember you

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had a show on Peacock and you walked away from it.

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People lost their jobs, Pete, remember that one. Remember Lauren Michaels,

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he was good to you. But hey, Netflix, they're making

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quote unquote podcast now. Now, as a podcaster, this has

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me up in arms. Listen to me write this down.

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In no way whatsoever is this thing a podcast. This

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is a TV show. It may be a very inexpensively

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produced TV show, it may be a casual TV show,

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but this is in no way a podcast. Because I

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will refer to you to Netflix's own language, exclusively available

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on Netflix. That's not a podcast. That's a Netflix show.

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Is Stranger Things a podcast that's available exclusively on Netflix?

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Why isn't Stranger Things a podcast? Clearly Stranger Things as

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a podcast, is it not? So this just as a

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podcaster annoys me? That aside? Should we just start taking

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bets on when Pete Davison walks away from this, because

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he does have a history of walking away from projects,

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and I wish him well and it alway struggles with

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mental health. But I'm just looking at this and I

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got my podcast nose at a whack on this story.

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But how long is Pete Ashley going to do this?

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We'll find out. We'll be tracking this tolligence. Today's going

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to be angsty. That's not even the angsty part, that's

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the fun part. Taylor Tomison has inked a deal for

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another Netflix special, this one called Prodigal Daughter. It will

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premiere February twenty fourth. It is Taylor Thomason's fourth for Netflix.

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Prodigal Daughter was taped at Fountain Street Church in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

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Bobby Lee, now we're gonna find out if his career

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has peaked because he is due doing a stand up

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special on Hulu. And you know, Johnny Max's theory on

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hularious specials. When you get a special on Hulu, you

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might be a little past your peak. Now here's a

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name to keep your eye on, Nicki Glazer. We're at

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peak Nikki Glazer. Now. Everyone including me is favorable towards

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Nicki Glazer right now. But her next special will be

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on Hulu. We'll see how the hilarious chinks goes for

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Nicki Glazer. I Digress. Bobby Lee is getting a special

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on Hulu. No description, no release date, but it did

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make the trades. Bobby Lee's filming the special at the

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Balboa Theater in San Diego this weekend and now tomorrow

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on Hulu. Bob the Drag Queen has a comedy special.

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It's called This Is Wild. Brian volkwis he's a good guy,

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worked with him in the past. He's one of the

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producers over at Comedy Dynamics. He said. Bob's new special

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is absolutely hilarious front to back. Bob is one of

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those performers that seems to have been born for the

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stage and that shines through in her new special. Brian

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really knows comedy, so I respect that opinion a lot. Oh,

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while I'm throwing. Today, Amazon Prime Video has picked up

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the animated comedy series Odd Jobs. In Odd Jobs the

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years twenty twenty seven, the world was in an extreme

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late stage capitalist hellscape. The show follows a reluctant team

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of gig workers as they travel around the neo Midwest

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doing the weirdest, most dangerous things the Odd Jobs app demands.

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Here's my problem with this one. One of the co

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creators is Mike McMahon, who's that he's one of the

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people involved with Kurtzman's Star Trek. Now he made the

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Lower Deck series, which a lot of people like, and

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I just can't stand because it doesn't belong in Star Trek.

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I like Rick and Morty. I like Star Trek. I

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don't need the two to cross. So he's on my

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list of comedy people destroying Star Trek. So Mike McMahon,

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Paton Oswald, who play Dug the Vulcan, don't get me started,

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take Nataro part of that horrible Star Trek discovery, and

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Gina is Sheer is part of this new terrible Starfleet

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Academy show. Don't even Starve Me. I mentioned Trevor Noah

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is hosting the Grammys, and I was like, did I

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ever do the story of the Grammy nominations? And I

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looked and I'm like, oh, it came out the day

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I flew to go visit my daughter and got into

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the airport at two am. I think I may have

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missed this one, and that is why it was a Friday,

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and I had pre taped the weekend, and like I said,

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I got it very late. So it was probably that

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or a couple of weeks away from the Grammys. But

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the nominations for Best Comedy Album, and by Best Comedy Album,

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the Grammys people mean best TV special. Wanet impress me

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put out a CD. I've gotten on that soapbox for

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years and years and years now. Anyway, the Grammys define

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comedy album as things containing greater than seventy five percent

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playing time of new recordings, so the word there was

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recording as opposed to me, who would like, you know,

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an album album like Born in the USA. That's an

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album that's not a Netflix special, although Netflix would probably

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say Born in the USA as a podcast. I digress.

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Your nominees are drop Dead Years by Bill Burr, now

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post Mortem by Sarah Silverman, That should win. Single Lady

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by Ali Wong my former co worker Jamie Fox is

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what had happened was and Nate Brighetzi's your friend, Nate Burghetzie.

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I would pick Sarah out of that group? And who

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the academy will pick? I have no idea. All right,

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onto the feisty stuff. See that was the happy part

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of today's podcast. Really, John, Yeah, really, onto the feisty stuff.

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Jay Leno, that guy's the worst. He says. Modern comedy

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is overshadowed by the outrageous society we live in. As

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if Jay Leno knows anything about performing stand up comedy,

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has he ever been on a stage. Jay was on

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Maria Shriver's podcast and said, you know, people always say, oh,

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I bet you missed it with Trump being president. No,

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not really. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. You know,

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you kind of do it. Psychologists used to say the

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punchline of the joke would be like, that's like the

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president with a stripper. Okay, now the president's with strippers.

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Shriver asked if Jay Leno envied today's late night scene

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or if he was glad he wasn't part of it.

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Jay said, I mean, you can't. We live in a

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society where there's nothing you could say that's so outrageous

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because comedy comes from a place of conservatism. You start

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with a sort of moral high ground. Jay told an

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anecdote about performing at a prison. I had an act

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about meeting women. You know, I said, you know, when

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you see a girl you're not quite sure how to

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approach her. This guy yees out, Just put her in

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the face and effort and they all cheer, and I go, okay,

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I'm playing a prison. The idea of approaching and being

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it just made me laugh because the culture wars of

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the prisoner are not really the same ones I'm dealing

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with here. Shreiver said. It was like what used to

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be off limits it is now real, and what it

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was shocking is now every day. Lenel said, That's why

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it's fun to go the other way. I'd just like

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to work clean because it requires a bit more thought

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and it makes it trickier. We have it in a

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society now where people just whatever they're into. There's an

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audience for that, and you just play to that audience.

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Jay says his ticket sales have gone up since taking

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politics out of his act. I'm on the road a lot.

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It just took politics out of it completely. I know

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ticket sales are up twenty thirty per cent just because

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nobody wants to be lectured, So like, I get it,

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and I disagree. And now we're up to the angsty

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part of the show. And I know, I know this

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next section might cost me some listeners, but like, I'll

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try and do this through the lens of comedy. But

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I got to tell you what's bugging me. And I'm

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of the belief if you have a show, whether it's

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a dopey podcast in your basement or it's an eleven

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thirty show on a network, you got to use your

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platform sometimes when you have it. One person using his

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platform is Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan has compared some of

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the recent stories involving Ice to the Gestapo, and that

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got me thinking the president losing Joe Rogan is like

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the ridiculous twenty twenty six version of LBJ losing Kronkite,

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Like comparing Joe Rogan to Cronkite is like comparing any

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other president to this one if you're not familiar. In

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nineteen sixty eight, Walter Cronkite on The News said, it

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seems now more certain than ever that the bloody experience

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of Vietnam is to end in a stalemate. This is

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nineteen sixty eight. To say we are closer to victory

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today is to believe, in the face of evidence the

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optimists who have been wrong in the past. To suggest

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we're on the edge of defeat is to yield to

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unreasonable pessimism. To say that we are mired in a

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stalemate seems the only realistic and yet unsatisfactory conclusion. It

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is increasingly clear to this reporter that the only rational

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way out, then will be to negotiate not as but

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an honorable people who lived up to their pledge to

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defend democracy and did the best they could. So that's

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when LBJ lost Cronkite, And in twenty twenty six, I

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think the President of the United States has lost Joe Rogan.

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Now I'm sensitive to this story. I'll tell you something

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from my little corner of the world. This from Eyewitness

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New seven. They're discussing a raid that happened over the

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weekend at a laundromat at Speedwell Avenue in Henry Street

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in Morristown, New Jersey. Now, I'll tell you if I

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went out to my driveway and I threw a frisbee

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really hard and the wind caught it. It might land

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in the laundromat over by Morristown and Morristown High School.

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Ice rated a laundromat. One of the people rounded up

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was a seventeen year old who apparently has a four

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point two GPA at the high school. The seventeen year

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olds being held at a federal detention facility. His brother

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said that the boy is very scared. He's in pain

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for the injuries he has, and he's worried about his family.

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Worried about his brother here and his mother back in Honduras.

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Two women say they spoke to a relative of one

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person who has taken. I'm not sure if this is

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the boy or someone else. One of the women said

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he came in to do his laundry and his cousin

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told me he was taken. He was just cleaning his

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clothes and he was taken. A lot of people were taken.

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The eyewitnesses say that included the father of a six

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year old girl, and the child was left alone on

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the street until other adults stepped in. Here's Joe Rogan.

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I could also see the point of view of people

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who say, yeah, but you don't want militarized people in

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the streets just roaming around snatching people up, many of

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which turn out to actually be US citizens. They just

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don't have their papers on them. Are we really going

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to be to the Gestapo? Where's your papers? Is that

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what we've come to? So it's more complicated than I

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think people want to admit. You know, people want to

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to start knocking down doors and shooting people in the street. Now,

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the years, Ben has pretended to be anything from GBT

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Uber driver that picked her up claiming that they're all

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using fake driver's licenses to work for Uber.

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what he's doing there. And while we're being political, Noah

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Wyley plays a doctor on the Pit. You may also

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years ago. Anyway, I thought this was really on point.

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The measles vaccine will turn your son into a furry,

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a pan sexual furry.

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I'm Noah Wiley. I played doctor Michael Robbie Rabinovich on

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The Pit. I also played doctor.

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But I am not a real doctor, just like most

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of you are not real doctors. I was cast because

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I have a trustworthy face and can convincingly deliver complicated

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medical lines like I'm sorry, mister whormath, I'm afraid that

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you have advanced phenol penaltyam Angler and round jam no

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I have no idea what I just said, but that

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doesn't matter, because when it comes to medicine, I do

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my own research and I go with my gut. For instance,

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raw chicken even better, especially when it comes in a smoothieck.

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I know that five G towers give you COVID and

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that vitamin C isn't real. It was created by Tropicana

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to sell the use. The flu vaccine will take four

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inches off your penis or vagina, and if you take

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probiotics and antibiotics at the same time, you will achieve

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the perfect level of biotics. Yes, hello, this is he Yes,

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Disease Control. No, thank you, mister President. Well, it looks

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like I'm ata expot After all, I'm Noah Wiley. Don't

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do anything until I say it's okay.

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This has been a message from the CDC. You guys

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All right, let's take a look at Comedy Survivor. Are

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you playing Comedy Survivor? You go to the Facebook group

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uh drawing there of me extinguishing the torch of Amy Schumer.

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And you get to vote, and I'm just scrolling down here,

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A little bit of sailor action going on. I think

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Adam Sandler could go this week. Now, Today is the

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final day of voting for week two, So head on

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over there to the Daily Comedy News podcast group on Facebook.

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Make your vote clear. Write down a name. Don't make

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me think about it. If you want to vote off

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Joe Schmoe, write Joe Schmoe. Now, Joe Schmoe is not

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one of the survivors. The remaining survivors are Sandler, Leno,

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Joe Koy, Gaffigan, Glazer, Seth Myers, Kevin Hart, Mulaney, Otsgo,

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Sebastian Tig, Sarah Silverman, Leslie Jones, Ron White, Bert Kreischer.

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Write down one of those names, and then what's going

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to happen is at the end of the day today,

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the voting ends, and then tomorrow I'll count the votes

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and We'll head on a week three comedy survivor in

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the Daily comed News podcast group. Kim Wayans has launched

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a new YouTube comedy series called Still Got It with

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Izzy Fabulous. It features Kim Wayns Aszy, a confident life

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coach navigating love, aging, and identity with humor. The series

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is described as character driven. The first episode is titled

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Girl Listen to Assista and features her famous brother Sean

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Wayans as the director and producer. And I'll leave you

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with some advice from Bert Krascher. His advice bust your

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ass and business so you can take your kids on vacation.

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Bert said, it's not about the big house. It's about

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the experiences with your family and being able to do

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cool stuff with your kids, do cool stuff with your wife,

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being able to afford to send them to college. He

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said his favorite house he ever owned wasn't the biggest.

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It was an eleven hundred square foot house that smelled

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like family and sounded like family. But even after making

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thirty three million dollars in a single year, Bert discovered,

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I guess my bills are paid. I don't think i'd

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noticed between one hundred million and ten million somewhere there

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They're like, uh, we only made thirty three million, okay,

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but he's on point. Do cool stuff with your wife,

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do cool stuff with your family. Time goes by fast,

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and that is your comedy news for today. Weird one Today,

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See you tomorrow.