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Hi there, I'm Johnny Mack and I'm high on life.
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I just hung up with Pete Holmes. He's got a
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new special. It's called Silly Silly fun Boy, available now
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via early access on eight hundred pound Gorilla. I grabbed
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it myself and watch it the other night. It is fantastic.
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If you don't want to do that, it'll be on
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YouTube Tuesday, March twenty fourth, but spend a couple bucks.
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Pete Home special. Silly Silly fun Boy is really good.
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I gotta tell you, I been doing this for a while.
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I always get nervous before interviews because you never know
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if you're gonna click or not. And boy, I felt
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like I could have talked to Pete Holmes for three hours.
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He was awesome. I just feel good about everything we
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talked about. Here a couple square words. You know, normally
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I keep the show pretty clean, but there are a
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couple words we don't normally use on the show. I'm
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sure you'll get over it. Let's jump in. Here's Pete Holmes.
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Got a couple random things to ask you about before
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we get to the special proper. I was watching the
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Scrubs reboot last night during the commercials, so I started
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playing on my phone. I'm on Reddit, I'm in the
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next effing level Reddit, and I put up this clip
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of you on Pyramid, just like absolutely murdering, crushing. Are
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you a Pyramid savant? Because you got cocky at the
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end and you were like, do you want me to
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slow down?
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I hate to correct you, but I remember it so vividly.
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I believe I said, do you want to take a break?
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It's a little bit embarrassing how proud I am of
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being good at Pyramid, just because I did no lie
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grow up watching that, and especially when comedians were on,
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like Billy Crystal obviously one of the goats, so when
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they started using me for that show, it was very meaningful.
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And then when you're playing with somebody, it's inevitably like
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a school teacher or somebody who's taking care of their
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parents or for real, like it's always something heartwarming. I
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take it so seriously. It's like the level of humorlessness
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is just Pyramid and like going to the airport, Like
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those are my two areas that I take it very,
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very seriously. So I get all jacked up on caffeine
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and dialed in and when we get in the Winter Circle,
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which I've done a couple of times, if they're good
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at it, as that person was, I'm just like, we're
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gonna we're gonna win. It's it's really you just have
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to have bad luck and get a category that is
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just kind of unknowable. There isn't that mind mild. But
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she was there and we synced up, and it was
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a thrill. It was like, none of that is Hollywood.
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When I'm putting my hands up and when I'm celebrating,
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it's one of the biggest thrills. I can't imagine. It's
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so fun. It's so fun.
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I've got about ten years in you I remember it
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was ten thousand dollars pyramid, which you know, if you
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didn't now you'd be like, gee, thanks guys, Yeah, exactly
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five fifty. And at one hundred thousand dollars pyramid for
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primetime that was was Dick Clark, right.
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I believe so. And that's always our joke is they
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win one hundred thousand dollars and they tell you what
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they'll do with one hundred thousand dollars, and we're always like,
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these people don't, well, they're not factoring in taxes from like,
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this is not on the sly. Everyone knows you just
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made a one hundred thousand dollars So all of your family members,
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Uncle Sam, it's gonna it's gonna get whittled down. You
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gotta be careful. It's like winning the lottery.
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I was shading Nates. He's got his new game show
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and you win sixty seven grand before taxes, and uh,
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you know he's looking at the BARGATSI yeah, it's the
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greatest average American. So the average American salary is sixty
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seven whatever, So he's giving that amount, so it works
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for the bit, but you know after taxes, et cetera.
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And I'm like, and then ABC runs one thirty, and
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you know they'd make it out on that show.
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I that I this is my first time hearing about it,
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and I take issue with that. You should do it household.
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Then you should be both parents are working, and you
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make one hundred and thirty or whatever it is. That's
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just sixty seven. That's that's no good for me, just
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because they're gonna walk with thirty, you know what I mean? Like,
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now that's not a game show.
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Comeline, all right, let me get your web team in
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trouble if you will, Pete Homes, this is really props
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to the people at Cannabis and Tech Today. The biggest
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picture of you if you google Pete Homes is they've
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got it stamped Cannabis and Tech Today. I guess you
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did an interview with them years ago, but that's the
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number one. Then it comes out. I love to face
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your throwing at.
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Me when you well, I have no memory of that.
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How appropriate, but I really don't remember doing that. And
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when you say biggest, do you mean the highest resolution?
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Yeah, so there's like a big square in a couple
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of smaller squares. I went to steal a picture of
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you from the Internet to post on my Facebook page.
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But the I'm Google image searching Pete Homes. Oh you
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get Cannabis in Tech Today. Pete Holmes says, cannabis users
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ask the best questions. That is, that's a reach right there.
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As you're looking at that. So the other thing, and
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just because I was listening to you, I think it
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was with Bert and you happen to mention on that
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episode that you're kind of done with the massage bit
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and they're surfacing the massage bit there as well.
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On cannabis in tech No, no, no on.
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The Google page. So if you as you search Pete homes, it's.
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Every day. Yeah, yeah, No, I'm proud to say that
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the time in my life where I Google myself is over.
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That is a part of your life as a comedian
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when you're beginning. This is so funny. I wonder why
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you know it's interesting. It's not what you asked, But
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the massage bit is done. I retired it just because
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I'm at a place in my career where, for lack
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of a better, can we swear on this show? But
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it's not really swear. But like Dick jokes, right, I
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like Dick jokes. I think they're very, very funny. I
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just having done you know, five or six specials now
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where the last joke usually has something to do with sex,
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I just kind of got it. I wouldn't say I
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got it out of my system, but I've moved on
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to other areas where I'm like, can I mind something here?
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Instead of just going like, yeah, we can get a cheeseburger.
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There's nothing wrong with a cheeseburger. That's that's what those
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kind of jokes are. But like having been to stay
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with the metaphor a chef for twenty plus years, I
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just rather cook something else, even though I know everybody
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loves a cheeseburger. So when I did that joke, So
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that clip, that YouTube clip is the first time and
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the only time I did that on stage maybe twice,
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and it really works. But what's great about YouTube is
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you can film it and you can throw it up
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and it's not like it was to waste and I
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don't have to do it seven hundred times on the
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road and feel sort of bored with the subject matter.
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I want to ask you about the art of putting
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together a special versus an hour. So again, just a
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reference bird.
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Again.
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He put this in my head about a year ago.
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I forget who he said it to, and was talking
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about how in modern times because the TV viewing audience has,
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you know, some sort of add TV add that comics
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are moving the closers up to the first third and
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even sequences being thing. So as I watched a couple
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specials this week, Kat Williams came out and did the
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old school, walked out to music, kind of settled it
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on the stage, grabbed the water bottle and then went
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into a set. Taylor does the the fake open, and hey,
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we're backstage, and what do you know? The cameras are
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rolling and now suddenly I'm on stage and I think
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she's into a chunk. So for you, what I wrote
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it down. You open with let's see if we can
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laugh at this? And I won't touch the material there,
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but your first words are let's see if we can
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laugh at this? So as we hit play on the special,
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we're midstream. Yeah, I if I had seen you on tour?
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Was that the opener?
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Is that?
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I I draw the line at moving my closer up.
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I don't think that this is just me. I'm old
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in comedy in the sense that like the closer works
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because of what came before it. It's not just a
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great joke. Closers are closers. You shouldn't put a closer
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in the first five minutes of a special because it's
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the best joke. That's that's ridiculous. That's what they're kind
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of doing in action movies and stuff. Let's have the
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biggest set piece at the beginning. But again, I'm forty six.
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I will cheat that. I'll cut out what I'm doing
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to warm up an audience, and that is often bits
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about doing stand up. It's bits about like, oh it's
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seven o'clock, it's the early show. Oh I'm kind of
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this way, I'm blah blah blah. It seems like kind
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of handshake bits. I'll cut those out. And what we
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did on this special jump to what I would consider
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still the beginning, but we're warm, we've gotten the hello,
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how are you out of the way, because I actually
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think there's something even more honest about that, because sometimes
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the early bits do better because there's still the titillation
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of the show is starting. So like those opening ones
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will get a like a thirty percent boost. So we're
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cutting all that grab ass and all that sort of
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overjuiced part, which is the woo. Nobody needs to see that.
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We cut that out. I like that trend, but that
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on my set list was probably like, you know, the
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third thing I talked about, which is I think it's
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Q tips or Mormon face or whatever it is, But
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like I like, I like what we're doing with specials,
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which is like, let's get to it because stand up
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isn't compromised by that, It doesn't doesn't hurt the art
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to just kind of throw you in. You can't do
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that live. I have gone out and just been like, hey,
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can the people that make you take your shoes off
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before you come to their house just fucking cut it out.
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Nobody wants that. I mean, like you can't you kind
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of do. But for me, I would much rather the
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comedian be there, be in the room, be in the city,
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address what's going on before, just kind of like going
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into and doing the album, as we say, but when
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it's the album, just do the album now.
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That makes sense. I had the fortune I got to
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know Jerry Hamseley was George Carlin's manager, and he explained
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to me how Carlin would put together a set and
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that George would open up with the ratitat tat you
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ever noticed that, and then go into the long sweeping
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that he would warm up the audience, but then he
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had to let them breathe and go into the big
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statement of this particular hour that George was doing, and
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then finish up with the rat of tat tat. So
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I always look at this stuff analytically.
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It's right on and everybody can relate to this like
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you have a date. The beginning is when the nerves
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are high. Everybody's kind of like just sniffing each other's butts,
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you know what I mean? Like do that? Don't skip that?
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Like is a good date? Where like they just go like,
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so tell me your biggest fear? Like, that's not that's
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like a douchebags idea of a good date. You warm
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up to that. But then if I'm going to cut
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a movie and I want to give you the best
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part of the date, I might cut into so what's
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your biggest fear? Like, because that's a weird thing to
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say on a date.
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As the delivery system has evolved, I suspect I know
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the answer to this one. In your case the specials
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on the eight hundred pound Gorilla, it will eventually be
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on YouTube. Is there any thought into pacing for YouTube
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that let me do eleven minutes here and then take
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a breath so they can throw in the commercial break
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so that you know the AD's not stepping on mid
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sentence or mid chunk.
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I just assume whoever's doing that is doing an awful job,
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and it's terrible. I've never I've never been like, I
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can't think about things like that. I hope this is
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literally the first time I've thought about that. My first
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special is on Comedy Central, and you did think you
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had some say you were like, and this will be
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where the commercial goes. You call it an act break.
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This is where the act break is. With this and
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with all YouTube, I'm just sort of like, God, I
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hope they have the sense to not put that little
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fifteen second go daddy ad in the middle of a bit,