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I'm Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. I gotta
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tell you, I'm kind of annoyed with Wanda Sykes. She
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just made this comment that really annoyed me. Here's the comment.
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Hey, first, let's give it up for Nikki Glazer, right now,
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haw Come on, so and shout out to the Golden
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Globe for having me, because you know this, some people
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pissed off that a queen black woman is up here
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doing the job of two mediocre white guys.
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Now here's my question for Wanda Sykes. Who are the
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two mediocre white guys that you refer to? Is that
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a shot at the other presenters, because here's the list
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of the presenters. I didn't go back and fact checked it,
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but here's who they released before the Golden Globes aired.
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Your presenters, which could include two mediocre white guys, were
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Amanda Ceifred Annada, Armis Ayoade, every Charlie. Which are the
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two mediocre white guys so far? Is it Chris Pine,
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Colma Domingo, Connor, Story, Dakota Fanning, Dave Franco, Diane Lane,
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George Clooney, Hailey Steinfeld, Hudson Williams, Jason Bateman, Jennifer Gordner,
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Joe Keary, Judd Appatol, Julia Roberts, Justin Hartley, Catherine han Keegan,
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Michael Key, Kevin Bacon, Kevin Hart, Keira Sedgwick, Lalisa Mannibal,
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Luke Grimes, Mcauleay Culkin, Marland Wayans, Melissa McCarthy, Milaicunis, Miley Cyrus,
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Middie Driver, Orlando Bloom, Pamela Anderson, Pianca Choper, Jonas, Queen Latifa,
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Regina Hall, Sean Hayes, Snoop Dogg, Wanda Sykes, will Arnett,
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Zoe Kravitz. So, Wanda Sykes, I'm not sure who you
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think is mad. I was watching live and I went, oh,
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there's Wanda Sykes. That was the end of my thought process.
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I wasn't like, oh, my goodness, I can't believe Wanda
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Sykes is up there. There should be two mediocre white
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guys presenting, So I have no patience for her comment.
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So then I thought, is that a shot at who
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hosts the awards? Maybe she thinks mediocre white guy's host
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award shows. Well, clearly last night's host was not a
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mediocre white guy. It was Nicky Glazer, previous host Joe Coy,
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Jrod Carmichael, Tina Fe and Amy Poehler, Ricky Gervais. You
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have to go back to twenty nineteen. Are you mad
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about six years ago? Andy Samberg and Sandra O twenty seventeen,
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Seth Myers twenty sixteen, Jimmy Fallon twenty fifteen, Ricky Gervas
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before Ricky, Tina and Amy three times, Ricky three times.
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Maybe she meant the Academy Awards hosted in twenty twenty
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five by Conan O'Brien, He's not mediocre. He is a
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white guy, Jimmy Kimmel for two years. Maybe she doesn't
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like Jimmy Kimmel in twenty twenty two. Maybe she thought
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the hosts were terrible. I did. They were Amy Schumer,
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Regina Hall and Wanda Sykes before that trio Jimmy Kimmel
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and before that Chris Rock. Maybe she meant the Emmys.
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Maybe she meant twenty twenty five host at Nate Bergetzi,
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he was not good. Maybe she meant twenty twenty four's
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Eugene Levy and Dan Levy. Now there that that could
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be who she meant before with that pair, Anthony Anderson,
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Keenan Thompson, Cedric the Entertainer, Jimmy Kimmel, Nobody, Pandemic, Michael
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Chay and Colin Jost before that Colbert and Kimmel. Maybe
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she met the Grammys hosted the last five years, but
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Trevor Noah before that, Alicia Keys, two years of James
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Cordon and ll Coolja in twenty sixteen. So, Wanda, I'm
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not sure who you mean. By the way, Grammy's coming up.
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They have yet to announce Trevor Noah as the host. Now.
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They did the same thing last year. They were very
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slow to announce Trevor Noah, and I'd be surprised if
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he's not returning with that has not been announced yet.
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Then she took a shot at Bill Maher.
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I'm presenting the Award for Stand Up Comedy on Television,
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but first I want to give them some love. Bill Maher,
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you give us so much, but I will love a
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little less.
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She did have a funny comment about Kevin Hart and money.
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I agree with this.
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Kevin Harve w Is Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, you know I
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love you. And the thing is, Kevin is the richest
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guy in this category, and yet I know he wants
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it the most. You're a true American, Kevin.
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And then the shot at Ricky Gervas that I told
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you about in yesterday's episode.
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Ricky Gervas, I love you for not being here. No,
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I love you, Ricky Buck. But because if you win,
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I get to accept the ward on your behalf, and
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you're gonna thank God and the trans community, and the
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Golden Globe goes to uh Tayana.
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Can I borrow your speech, Ricky Gervais because.
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He would like to thank God.
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And the trans community. Ricky did not react to Wanda's
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comments on social media. He did tweet fing one period
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again period. Nikki Glazer generally well received as your host
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of the Golden Globes. I think it makes sense to
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bring her back next year. I think she was maybe
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a little too safe this year. Weird thing to say
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about Nicki Glazer, right, and you can see that the
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Hollywood crowd is starting to accept her as one of
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their own. Nicki might want to take a step back
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to the right and be a little leedgier next year,
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assuming she is back. Leading up to the Globe, she
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was profiled by Parade Magazine. They asked her to do
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celebrities generally handle their roast well? Nicki said, oh yeah,
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if you sign up for a roast, you know what
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you're getting into. And even if they haven't, I haven't
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had any backlash from any of them. But you know,
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I always thought if they get upset about some of
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these jokes, that's their fault because there is a precedent.
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After the Tom Brady roast, she said she spiraled because
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I worried that I had to deliver that kind of
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performance every time, like the bar was too high. And
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then even after the Globes last year, John Stewart tweeted
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something like, Nicki Glazer is very good at this Tina
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I fa and Amy Poehler wrote me too. Those messages
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really resonated with me, and I guess I had to
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believe them. Good answer here. They were curious if she's
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still in competition with other comedians, especially female comedians. Her answer, yes,
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I never thought I was a competitive person. I never
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really did sports. I just didn't really care about board games,
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but you know, I like winning things. As far as
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female competition, I hate to say it, but it is true.
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Like people always say, there's enough space for all of us.
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But the industry is built so there's one leading woman
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per movie. If you look at comedy shows around la
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there's one or two women and eight guys. So to
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say I'm always in competition with everyone and not just
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women would be false. It's just math. But I don't
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want to hold women back by any means. But I
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do have jealousy sometimes, and do I feel competitive against
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other women. You can't not wow, Adam Sandler. He was robbed.
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He should have won Best Supporting Actor or something like that.
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We got a reward, Adam Sandler for doing good drama.
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Adam did over the weekend receive the Career Achievement Award
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at the AARPS Movies for Grown Up Awards. Adam Sandler,
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being that it was the AARP's got real about getting old,
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Sandler said, a lot of people said to me, Sandman,
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getting a double ARP award means that you're old. Now,
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it's what I say. It's not because of this award.
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I've got ten other reasons that you know I'm old,
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he said. The font on my phone is so big
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that my text can be read by anybody with a
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window seat on a Delta flight. I feel you, My
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wife was asking me to read something. I'm like, I
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can't read this font anymore. It's so bad, Sandler said
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when I received the Academy Awards screeners. Even though he
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pressed play on forty four different movies, I can only
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stay awake for combined total of eight minutes. For all
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of you who are getting all the accolades, I must say,
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I love the first thirty seconds for your work. Sounds
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like me. Sandlor and I could be friends. We have
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a lot in common. Right now, I'm wearing sweatpants and
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a sweatshirt. We could go clothes shopping together and watch sports.
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Sandler said. I promised to everyone here tonight I will
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make at least fifty more movies before I'm dead, and
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at least twenty five of them will be good. So
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it sounds like he's planning on making twenty five more
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dramatic films Hanka's Area, stop by Neil Brennan's show. He
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did Trump quotes as voiced by Simpson's characters. I've slightly
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edited this for pacing, and there's what's called peak distortion
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in the audio. That means the audio source was a
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little too hot into the recorder. Hot means loud, so
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you're gonna hear some fuzzy audio here at points, but
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here's Hanka's area and Neil bri and Inns Blocks podcast.
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We're going to get the drug prices down, not thirty percent,
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not forty percent, which would be great, not fifty percent
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of sixty percent of that. We're going to get them
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down a thousand percent, six hundred percent, five hundred percent,
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fifteen hundred percent, numbers that are not even thought to
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be achievable. This is pretty satisfying, Ah Professor Frank, my
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personal favorite, nuclear is so powerful. My uncle explained that
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to me many many years ago. The power that was
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that was thirty five years ago. Kirk van Howden, I
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know a lot about grass because I own a lot
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of golf courses, and if you don't have good grass,
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ye're not in business very long.
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Radar Online saying Lorne Michaels is getting close to being
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pushed aside and a power struggles exploding a thirty rock.
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A source tells Radar Online, which tends to be a
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little gossip. B doesn't mean they're wrong, but they tend
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to be gossip. By Tina fay Is, the front runners
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to succeed lorn, but a lot of key players can't
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stand her and are going to raise hell if she's
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hired to do the job. And I wonder who those
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key players are, because cast wise, I'm not sure there's
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anyone right now that if they left, you'd be like, oh,
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that's a major loss. I mean, there's Josein Chay, but
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they've been at the desk a long time and we're
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closer to the end of the beginning there unless they
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pull a Keenan and just host week an update for
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thirty years. But there's no Bowen Yang right now. Bowen's
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already out the door. So I'm not sure who you
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would be sad about losing, unless there's some assistant producer
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or a head writer that I'm not familiar with, and
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maybe that's who they meet. By key players, the source
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claims insecure men on the cast and in the writer's
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room just wouldn't feel as comfortable reporting to Tina Fey,
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who's fifty five, as they are reporting to Lorne Michaels.
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Michael Chay says Lauren is irreplaceable. He wasn't speaking about
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Tina here, but he said, I don't know. I don't
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know how you do that job and not be Lauren.
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It'd be strange to me. It's like imagine being the
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stepfather of a fifty year old. The source says, people
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like Seth Myers and Colin Joseph been mentioned. Seth's talk
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show has made the same building as SNL and there's
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a lot of creative overlap with writers, directors, and crew. Meanwhile,
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Colin is closing in on twenty years with SNL. He's
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given the series the best years of his life and
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there should be some reward for that. The source warned.
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Any transition isn't going to happen without conflict. SNL is
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in turmoil. Wow, bring it on, I need something to
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talk about. I think the big thing, never mind just
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flying the ship, flying the show week tweek, The big
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thing is Lauren's power base and his ability to call
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a listers in Like is Paul McCartney answering the phone
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for Tina Fey or Seth Myers or Colin Jost or
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candidate four. I don't know, but you don't get that
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without doing the job for several years, so it's kind
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of catch twenty two. I think Lauren should have gotten
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out after SNL fifty could have taken that victory lap
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nice even number to get out on Big Celebration Mike
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Season fifty one. Someone Else's problem, We'll see. Sarah Sherman
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was on Mike Berbigley's podcast for Biggs asked Sarah who
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she's most jealous of. Sarah said, I'm jealous of a
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couple of people. I'm jealous of Ashley Padiam, a coworker
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and friend. She calls Ashley SNL's breakout star. I've seen
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a few people say that I'm not seeing that yet
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as a guy sitting on the couch. But okay, Sarah said,
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she just writes the perfect sketches. She's amazing. Are you
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playing Comedy Survivor with us? What you do is you
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go to the Facebook group, which is Daily Comedy News
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podcast group. You will find an image of me extinguishing
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Amy Schumer's church. Amy Schumer was voted out in week one.
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It is now week two. Voting is open until end
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of day Thursday. Still in the game. Adam Sandler, Jay Leno,
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Joe Cooy, Jim Gaffig, and Nikki Glazer, Seth Meyers, Kevin Hart,
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John Mulaney, Oskoed Koatska, Sebastian Manascalco, Tig Nataro, Sarah Silverman,
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Leslie Jones, Ron White, and Bert Kraser. You go to
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the Facebook group, you find the picture. There's a conversation
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thread there. You vote one person off. There's already a
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vote for Bert, there's already a vote for Sandler. If
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you got a chance to listen to the Good One
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podcast last week with Chris Gethard of Vulture has Paul
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most of the quotes. If you just want to read it,
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I encourage you to listen to it. I thought it
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was it's going to be one of the best podcasts
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of the year. And I know it's early, but this
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will be there at the end. Gethart said, the game
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comedy is feeling progressively more rigged. Now. Comedy is being
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backed into a corner that's not good for artists. We're